Tiny Penis Tales

[Deleted member 3612]

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"I remember putting a pillow underneath [my girlfriend] because I had seen that in a porn movie," he told Playboy. "It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn't the move."

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When asked about his insecurities, he said, "Um…my penis is small."

small? Well, when asked what Pitt was like in the sack, Pitt's ex-girlfriend Juliette Lewis said he was no "big" deal. Get it? Apparently she was laughing hysterically afterwards. Then there's the story of how best pal George Clooney plastered his car with a "small penis on board" sticker.

A former love, the late actress Brittany Murphy, blabbed the news on a talk show way back when. She said the Kutcher/Moore marriage showed that age didn't matter to him and size didn't matter to her.

Lest you jump to conclusions, his eye witness reports stem from certain Armageddon film scenes. He reportedly was not impressed and, while thinking Ben is totally cool, told him,"This is it, huh?".

Revealing pictures of the star on IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay makes it pretty clear that sexy, randy Jude is packing light.

BRUTAL

 

[Gazzamogga]

saddest tale of them all

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[Deleted member 3612]

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Yikes

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Yikes

 

[Deleted member 5912]

I keep saying dick size is important but every one likes to cope with face

 

[aspienomore]

i'd say being unemployed and fat is more brutal...but each at their own

 

[Chadeep]

20 Inch Dick or Death

 

[AlexHeally]

I think all of them are average or maybe slightly above but they get called dicklets cus they're not 8 inches

 

[Pillarman]

It's a big failo when you look like chad and have a sub6 incher tbh