To get a college job

[Deleted member 10042]

You need to be a psychotic superficial loud motormouth arrogant fake person and chadlite at least.

I got rejected from 3 interviews in 3 weeks with feedback saying i looked stilted bored or nervous.

And it looks like i rehearsed the answers
some questions caught me off guard so i just waffles.
interviewers can see through what you tell them it depends on how you say it
they could tell I lacked confidence

fml

 

[Patient A]

I am very good at bullshitting my way into a job

it’s only until after I’m hired they realise they have been hoodwinked by my charm, and swiftly tell me to get my stuff and leave ASAP

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You need to be a psychotic superficial loud motormouth arrogant fake person and chadlite at least.

I got rejected from 3 interviews in 3 weeks with feedback saying i looked stilted bored or nervous.

And it looks like i rehearsed the answers
some questions caught me off guard so i just waffles.
interviewers can see through what you tell them it depends on how you say it
they could tell I lacked confidence

fml

fml? fix my lighthouse? ugh. yeah. i guess. ugh.

 

[Deleted member 10042]

I am very good at bullshitting my way into a job

it’s only until after I’m hired they realise they have been hoodwinked by my charm, and swiftly tell me to get my stuff and leave ASAP

How long do u last chad

 

[Deleted member 10042]

I am very good at bullshitting my way into a job

it’s only until after I’m hired they realise they have been hoodwinked by my charm, and swiftly tell me to get my stuff and leave ASAP

Tips on bullshitting
They can see im not nt

 

[wristcel]

Say shit like 'Let's talk turkey here!'' and lean back in your chair.
If you're stuck, hit them with something like 'Listen. I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a cows ass, but I'd much rather take the butchers word for it!!''

Just kidding. I suck in interviews too. Don't think it's an NT issue though. I can pull girls (if they think i'm OK looking). But i just don't know what to say or how to answer interviewers questions and really don't have the experience and stuff to pass their 'competency based' questions. And nowadays they fire them at you for a fucking janitor position lol

 

[Blue]

Yeah, it's fucking brutal man. It's not even the confidence part that pisses me off, it's how lookist the interviewers are (especially female ones), from the CV all the way to the actual interview...