today has been the WORST day of mine in months (SPOOKY ENDING GTFIH - what is God trying to tell me?)

[User28823]

today has been the WORST day of mine in months

HOLY FUCK

first things first i wake up and go get some vaccines for my immunocompromised ass and the vaccines HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING FREIGHT TRAIN - ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL FATIGUE I FELT LIKE DEATH and my arms are still fucking sore like i just did rich pianas 8 hour arm workout but shoulder edition only

so alright fine ill go take a nap

EXCEPT I FUCKING CANT BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DECADE THERES A FUCKING FESTIVAL NEXT TO MY NEIGHBOORHOOD WHICH PLAYS ITS SHITTY MUSIC SO LOUD THE BASS VIBRATES MY ENTIRE HOME INTO MY EARDRUMS VIBRATING ALL FUCKING DAY LONG

so i lay there for hours, no sleep, just half awake, eventually getting the will to get up

now im hungry, so i decide i'll go pickup some food cuz these nigger delivery fees are outrageous and i'm not tipping no nigger

so im on my way and then MY FUCKING CAR BATTERY DDIES - are u fucking kidding me. but really its my own fault for letting it die since my alternator has been warning me its gonna die but ive been too much of a lazy nigger to fix it.

but heres the spooky part

as im waiting for my dad to come jump start my car, i realize ive ended up in the parking lot of a church

a dark, spooky church

and then eerily, out of nowhere, i look up, and i see it....

a black cat

bad luck they say..........

 

[ProBono]

You got dosed up with supersoldier serum bhaijan

Your sleeper agent codes are being awakened

Israel is collecting on their investment.

 

[halloweed]

today has been the WORST day of mine in months

HOLY FUCK

first things first i wake up and go get some vaccines for my immunocompromised ass and the vaccines HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING FREIGHT TRAIN - ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL FATIGUE I FELT LIKE DEATH and my arms are still fucking sore like i just did rich pianas 8 hour arm workout but shoulder edition only

so alright fine ill go take a nap

EXCEPT I FUCKING CANT BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DECADE THERES A FUCKING FESTIVAL NEXT TO MY NEIGHBOORHOOD WHICH PLAYS ITS SHITTY MUSIC SO LOUD THE BASS VIBRATES MY ENTIRE HOME INTO MY EARDRUMS VIBRATING ALL FUCKING DAY LONG

so i lay there for hours, no sleep, just half awake, eventually getting the will to get up

now im hungry, so i decide i'll go pickup some food cuz these nigger delivery fees are outrageous and i'm not tipping no nigger

so im on my way and then MY FUCKING CAR BATTERY DDIES - are u fucking kidding me. but really its my own fault for letting it die since my alternator has been warning me its gonna die but ive been too much of a lazy nigger to fix it.

but heres the spooky part

as im waiting for my dad to come jump start my car, i realize ive ended up in the parking lot of a church

a dark, spooky church

and then eerily, out of nowhere, i look up, and i see it....

a black cat

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bad luck they say..........

It’s because they swapped the vaccines for trentrentrentrenobolone titaniumanoateb(600mg).

 

[slavicpsycho]

first things first i wake up and go get some vaccines

 

[FaceandBBC]

first things first i wake up and go get some vaccines for my immunocompromised ass and the vaccines HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING FREIGHT TRAIN

 

[User28823]

OH AND IF ITHINGS cant get any better now im opening my mail and getting more medical bills