today i was high dopamine, with 2 sentences i made my oneitis laugh uncontrollably

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she tried to stop the laughter but couldnt

 

[_MVP_]

drugs are a cheatcode

 

[Sceptical]

how old is she?

 

[_MVP_]

what i said was something like this:

I am a curious Hydra. i lie in ambush, in the woods
, and fucking attack any trespasser that comes too near. Whenever a head of mine is chopped off, 2 new ones regrow. I currently have 28 heads.

 

[_MVP_]

how old is she?

34

 

[miloeatscookies]

one day op will realise it was never about his words why she laughed

 

[Sceptical]

34

why is an old hag your oneitis?

 

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why is an old hag your oneitis?

cuz looks younger

 

[thepathsdontremembe]

anyone who has an oneitis is a cuck with a micro dick

i fucked my crush at 15 and i looked like a burn victim at that time.

 

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anyone who has an oneitis is a cuck with a micro dick

i fucked my crush at 15 and i looked like a burn victim at that time.

ur crush was in a wheelchair

 

[GynoGladiator]

34

 

[kahi]

34? Holy oldcel tier becky

 

[registerfasterusing]

Relax everyone he’s in his 30s himself
It simply means that his iq is higher

 

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Relax everyone he’s in his 30s himself
It simply means that his iq is higher

exactly

and btw im not such a pedo like most of you

i would fuck women in their 40s

 

[Deleted member 233284]

what i said was something like this:

I am a curious Hydra. i lie in ambush, in the woods
, and fucking attack any trespasser that comes too near. Whenever a head of mine is chopped off, 2 new ones regrow. I currently have 28 heads.

no foid understands that bullshit koke