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Billy the Burger Boy has seen some crazy wack-a-cooties while working at Franky's Shitfood Diner. Especially during the late-night hours. But never had he expected the impossible deniability of circumstance than what he was about to experience from his oneitis. And Patty the Handjob Waitress will crash Billy's aching drive for her, but never reckoning with the impossible because of the extreme event they'll confront together.
This is a blackpill story...
"I heard you give handjobs for bigger tips," a customer asks the waitress as he hands her a twenty-dollar bill. Billy watches from the cooking station thinking it's just a friendly tip. But the change of her solemn to cheery expression enrages his jealousy. She smiles at the male customer.
"Hmm....depends."
"Depends on," he peels another 20 from his roll and gives it to her, "...better persuasion?"
She accepts and glances over her shoulders at Billy and says, "Um," turns back to the tipper. "I'll let you fuck the shit out of me for a hundred." He quickly flips through the bills, she addendums, "But I want him," gestures inconspicuously with a nudge in Billy's direction, "to walk in on us."
Confusion floods his face as he glimpses around at Billy and raises one brow and says, "Okay." Then hands her three more bills.
"And I want you to take me from behind and not be polite about it."
He shifts back to her with a bigger smile. "Okay."
"I'm serious. I want you to wreck me. Hard!"
"Okay."
She bends toward him - whispers, "Fuck me like a no-good piece of shit whore."
"Okay."
Continuing to murmur, "I want you to pull my hair while you do it. And pretend you're him, taking your jealous rage out on my vagina."
"Okay."
"When you see me go to the bathroom, follow and enter there." He acknowledges and shoves the rest of his money back into his pocket. She walks around the counter and approaches Billy and says, "That guy over there is creepy as fuck." She nods in his direction. "He scares me." Billy becomes anxious and balls up a fist tight. "I have to use the little lady's room, can you run to the back and grab two loaves of bread? I'm expecting a party of 10 in five. Hurry up, please?" He quickly attends to his oneitis's request as she proceeds to the bathroom. The customer gets up and follows behind.
Patty has been slaving for Franky since she graduated high school several years past. She'd moved out from her home a day after her prom with her high school sweetheart and together, rented a cheap studio apartment. But he was a Chad that wasn't ready for commitment and later dumped her for his mom's best friend. A recent widow. Ugh. So she got stuck with the bills and couldn't make rent from Franky's Jew-wages. One night, she asked him for a loan, and he said, as he gawked her young slender figure, 'Why don't you sell that ass?" Though he was being Franky, the sarcastic Italian-Jew fat bastard, and didn't mean it. But Patty's lightbulb lit up.
The following day, she advertised on darkweb escort sites. And one morning, got a hit. She was invited to a hotel room and later asked to sign a contract. Without reading it, she endorsed it. Then the cameraman shouts, "Girls Do Porn, take one!" And a man comes strolling out from the bathroom wheeling a huge fucking dick. She hadn't seen one that size ever. So she gave it her best. Struggle with it until the guy began feeling like he was violating her. He couldn't do it! But they still paid her nevertheless. Though never called her back.
She needed monthly income. Something solid and hard. So one night she has a few drinks with Franky and proposes the idea. "I have an idea, and it's so crazy, it might just work."
"You want to sell your ass while waitressing here using the bathroom as the fuck room?" He asked.
"Wow! Franky the Mindreader." She was impressed. But he wasn't.
He unzips his pants and pulls his Vienna sausage out. "Let's see what you got." She tried to give him a blowjob but it was lousy. He then fucked her but with his little dick, felt like dipping inside a pond. Then they tried anal but the same story though more like splashing inside a toilet. So they were left with handjobs. And wow! She could jerk a dick off like a jackhammer. They found her true talent. And the rest is history.
A minute later, carrying two loaves of bread, Billy gently rests them into the bread holder. He looks over to the suspicious customer's table and doesn't see him. He remembers what he drove. A motorcycle. And sees it's still parked outside. He begins to worry. He swiftly walks to the restroom area and enters the male bathroom. No one's there but he hears something from the other side of the wall. A female struggling while grunting. He could barely make out what she was saying. It sounded like, "Wait-wait...ugh-uh.... too deep." Without much thought, he rushes out of the room to the female's bathroom, and louder, he hears a woman squawking along with sounds of rustling and slapping. He pushes the door open and sees Patty bent over the sink and that customer with his pants down, slamming her from behind.
"You son bitch!" Billy shouts and headlocks the half-naked man. But he couldn't help notice the guy's huge penis. His heart caves in as he begins strangling him. Seeing her still bent over the sink rubbing her vagina from underneath, he assumes, She's probably hurting from that big dick. Though he doesn't know her as much as he would like to. She turns her head toward the two men wrestling violently, continuing to massage her vagina until she climaxed. The man gets freed by kicking Billy in his nuts and runs out of the bathroom then the diner without pausing. Billy attempts to pursue him but she grabs his arm.
"No," says while still shaking. Probably from that big dick, Billy reckons. He's right, the narrator adds. "I had it coming, Billy."
"Wha-why would you say that, Patty!" He shouts, "I'm calling the poe-lease!"
"No. Don't." She refuses to let go. "Just stay here with me. Please."
"I-I don't understand."
"He paid to do that to me." She begins to cry. "I'm a whore, Billy! A no-good piece of shit whore!" She hugs him tightly....while her jeans and thongs are still around her ankles with feminine pinkish liquids flowing down them.
He grasps her firmly around her waist but his hand accidentally brushes against her sweaty butt. "Oops. I'm sorry." She pushes him away.
"See! That's what I'm talking about!" She bends down and draws her jeans and whore-panties up. "You're too nice, Billy!"
"Wha-what should I have done, Patty!" Frustrated, he grabs his hair pulling it.
"Joined in, Billy! You could have walked around us and pulled your pecker out and guided my head to it. But that train's already left the station, Boo." She shakes her head as she buttons her jeans. "I don't think he would've mind...though I probably would've had to discount him."
He lowers his head in shame. Becomes weak. And sits on the lady's toilet. "You're no man, Billy. Why haven't you had a surgeon turn your penis inside out into a vagina, I may never know." She walks out leaving Billy to simmer in his lonely brew of tears and simpness.
The End....or is it the Beginning? Ugh.
