Tom Brady gets a rebound offer from a model who potentially body-fogs prime Gisele

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It's over for filler-maxed Miami Swim Week models though. They have to reach out first (unlike high fashion models).
 
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How many kilograms of plasticine does she have on her face I wonder
 
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How many kilograms of plasticine does she have on her face I wonder
Looks like hyaluronic acid and a borderline botched nose job.
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I’m still confused why Gisele is with that short ugly jujitsu guy
 
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overall the other bitch mogs
 
Fogs gisele ngl, she looks like a man. Anyway Brady is one of the only high status men to win from a divorce, he gets to fuck 10 / 10 miami girls for the next ten years without losing his money
 
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Old single moms take what they can get. :redpill:
Most men would die to have her though, even other high profile celebs but she chose some random normie, makes no sense
 
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has potential
 
Hard to find a woman who doesn't body-fog this hipcel
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Fogs gisele ngl
Only right now. Unless the Slovakian chick looked better prior to the work, that isn't the case when comparing them prime-to-prime.
 
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You'll fit in well here using post-prime examples (after pumping out multiple children).

Her WHR was her limiting factor though.
Yeah hips get narrower after having kids
 
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Brady can have any woman on the planet. This is only the start, more women will keep begging for him to fuck them.
 
Yeah hips get narrower after having kids
The total hip width increase is negligible after pregnancy because the bones return back to roughly their original position. The midsection gets completely stretched out due to it mostly being soft tissue.
 
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Most men would die to have her though, even other high profile celebs but she chose some random normie, makes no sense
Most high-profile celebrities won't take an old, single mother with young children seriously unless they're very cucked or clout-chasing (like Pete Davidson). The jiu-jitsu guy probably trains famous people and has a BBrazilianC.
 
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Brady can have any woman on the planet. This is only the start, more women will keep begging for him to fuck them.
@enchanted_elixir you forgot to add this guy to the best users competition
 
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How could you ever feel happy being with a girl like this?
Knowing that their entire life was spent working towards putting herself in a position to latch onto the highest LMS man available in the world that she possibly could
Every decision she made since the onset of puberty was calculated so that she would only ever open herself up to guys who had infinite other options.
Gaining insta status for her was not primarily about the money since she only wants a guy who money mogs her anyway so she would spend all of his money and none of her own.
Her insta status is to advertise herself as wide as she can to giga LMS men
No amount of goodlooks on an average net worth guy would ever be enough to satisfy her and no amount of money on a guy with average looks would ever be enough for her
She wants a guy who has maxxed out in all Looks Money and Status
Foids like this are legit asexual
The euphoria she gets from being seen with a Giga LMS man is probably like heroin to her
She probably just pretends to enjoy sex like she's doing a porn scene so that she can keep Giga LMS man around while she is on the lookout for a higher LMS man to leave him for
Yet normies worship cunts like her

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How could you ever feel happy being with a girl like this?
Knowing that their entire life was spent working towards putting herself in a position to latch onto the highest LMS man available in the world that she possibly could
Every decision she made since the onset of puberty was calculated so that she would only ever open herself up to guys who had infinite other options.
Gaining insta status for her was not primarily about the money since she only wants a guy who money mogs her anyway so she would spend all of his money and none of her own.
Her insta status is to advertise herself as wide as she can to giga LMS men
No amount of goodlooks on an average net worth guy would ever be enough to satisfy her and no amount of money on a guy with average looks would ever be enough for her
She wants a guy who has maxxed out in all Looks Money and Status
Foids like this are legit asexual
The euphoria she gets from being seen with a Giga LMS man is probably like heroin to her
She probably just pretends to enjoy sex like she's doing a porn scene so that she can keep Giga LMS man around while she is on the lookout for a higher LMS man to leave him for
Yet normies worship cunts like her

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Yeah makes me rage, girls like her deserve to get all of her social media wiped clean and and be forced to live as a statusless disgrace waiting tables at a restaurant or something
 
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Frauded roastie bitch.
 
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How could you ever feel happy being with a girl like this?
Knowing that their entire life was spent working towards putting herself in a position to latch onto the highest LMS man available in the world that she possibly could
Every decision she made since the onset of puberty was calculated so that she would only ever open herself up to guys who had infinite other options.
Gaining insta status for her was not primarily about the money since she only wants a guy who money mogs her anyway so she would spend all of his money and none of her own.
Her insta status is to advertise herself as wide as she can to giga LMS men
No amount of goodlooks on an average net worth guy would ever be enough to satisfy her and no amount of money on a guy with average looks would ever be enough for her
She wants a guy who has maxxed out in all Looks Money and Status
Foids like this are legit asexual
The euphoria she gets from being seen with a Giga LMS man is probably like heroin to her
She probably just pretends to enjoy sex like she's doing a porn scene so that she can keep Giga LMS man around while she is on the lookout for a higher LMS man to leave him for
Yet normies worship cunts like her

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Reading that was like a social scientific evaluation of how ancient gods were created to be worshipped based from elite living.
 
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Giselle has 0 appeal. Probably the most overpaid human being of all time.
 
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Surgerymaxxed faker thotoid
 
Gisele is mid af
 
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Speak for yourself.
I love the model look, but her face is just very bitchy looking. She’s probably a giant cunt too. Any woman Tom replaces her with will be an upgrade.
 
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I love the model look, but her face is just very bitchy looking. She’s probably a giant cunt too. Any woman Tom replaces her with will be an upgrade.
Her being famous for so long is affecting perceptions. Judging a woman based off of how she looks/acts past the age of 25 is asinine (especially when making comparisons). This is evident in this thread based on nine pea brains thus far reacting to a picture of a mid-30s mother of two as evidence of a suboptimal body (when the OP clearly shows her prime body looking differently).

She was already past her prime and thoroughly ran through when Tom Brady married her. The fact that DiCaprio dated her for multiple years suggests to me that her personality isn't that bad. The reality is that Tom Brady is a massive narcy and she was never built to be a stay-at-home wife. They're both obsessed with their careers.
 
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Gisele was the worlds top paid female model for years. Proves how low the bar is for foids.
 
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Gisele was the worlds top paid female model for years. Proves how low the bar is for foids.
The bar is high. The female high fashion industry is very competitive. She also had a good walk and did a lot of work compared to most models.
 
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The bar is high. The female high fashion industry is very competitive. She also had a good walk and did a lot of work compared to most models.
no it isn't. it's mostly connections and nepotism. gig hadid is a bloated corpse

also due to diversity and inclusion practices, random obesities are stomping on the runways now too.

it's anything but high, and it's getting lower by the day

gisele was jew status maxed, that's how she got tom. by herself, she is a low smv female.
 
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no it isn't. it's mostly connections and nepotism. gig hadid is a bloated corpse
If you actually spent 5 minutes doing research before commenting, you would know that wasn't the case for Gisele and most of the major Brazilians. This extends to the majority of models. Prime Gigi Hadid would have been modeling even without nepotism. Shockingly, the daughter of a former model is also model material.

also due to diversity and inclusion practices, random obesities are stomping on the runways now too.
1. Gisele's prime was over two decades ago.
2. The diversity hires are just filler for quotas and aren't relevant to my point.
3. The inclusion of diversity hires actually makes the industry even more competitive because there are less available spots for relevant models in some shows.

gisele was jew status maxed, that's how she got tom. by herself, she is a low smv female.
Schizo moment. Her ancestry is German Catholic. She was already past her prime when Brady married her. Calling her low SMV in her prime is peak delusion.
 
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ITT, I, AscendingHero, agree with almost everything @Reckless Turtle and he continues to shatteer asinine takes
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It's over for filler-maxed Miami Swim Week models though. They have to reach out first (unlike high fashion models).

Prime Giselle body fogs her for obvious reasons

that black girl in the first clip.... :feelsohh:

Lol at them walking virtually nude, imagine the mayhem in the few years......

whats this show/walk called?
 
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Hate bitches with flat asses
 
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“I was walking the whole time thinking, ‘I hope my dad doesn’t ever see this picture’ … All I wanted to do was leave,” she recalled.
All that talk but she still did it, has done similar things in his career and all the other who*reish, degenerate things they do in the industry

Lmfao, slowly but surely those "morals" get dropped
 
Mid tier becky at best
 
Brady can have any woman on the planet. This is only the start, more women will keep begging for him to fuck them.
Yep, defo highest appeal male in USA, I'd say he's weird in he gets better looking every year too.

And he spikes gymcels cortisol by having less athleticism and muscle mass than @justinzayn
 
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absolutely subhuman leg to height ratio. 0.46 male tier hard pass :feelshmm:
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All that talk but she still did it, has done similar things in his career and all the other who*reish, degenerate things they do in the industry

Lmfao, slowly but surely those "morals" get dropped
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It's over for filler-maxed Miami Swim Week models though. They have to reach out first (unlike high fashion models).

She's a stacy but looks uncanny asf in the last vid

JFL at the autists here saying she's MTB, she fogs you and your oneitis to suicide
 

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