Tom Brady's ex-wife Gisele Bündchen now pregnant at 44 with boyfriend

[HatefulMan™]

Hours After Gisele Bündchen’s Third Pregnancy Was Reported, Tom Brady Posted A Contemplative Instagram Story Featuring The Lyrics To “Landslide”

People reported Gisele’s pregnancy on Oct. 28 — the exact same date that she and Tom announced and finalized their divorce two years ago.

www.buzzfeed.com

 

[silently_said]

their child will become an OT rotter
over for oldmomcels

 

[Clown Show]

That's what you get when you are not a dark triad bad boy, even if you are gl and rich and famous.

Didn't this nigga watch 50 shades of grey?

 

[Clark69]

the boyfriend decides to impregnate a 44 y/o gold digging cheater. surely nothing can go wrong. what a fucking retard. the mother will be one foot in the grave by the time the child graduates high school

 

[Entschuldigung]

She was tired of small American dick and went for BBC
Big Brazilian cock

 

[Jason Voorhees]

their child will become an OT rotter
over for oldmomcels

That's what you get when you are not a dark triad bad boy, even if you are gl and rich and famous.

Didn't this nigga watch 50 shades of grey?

the boyfriend decides to impregnate a 44 y/o gold digging cheater. surely nothing can go wrong. what a fucking retard. the mother will be one foot in the grave by the time the child graduates high school

This bitch left Multi millionaire 6'4 NFL GOAT chad only to get pregnant by a 5'8 curry looking spic mma trainer. . We'll probably find the answer to life before we understand the foid brain.

 

[robtical]

That's what you get when you are not a dark triad bad boy, even if you are gl and rich and famous.

Didn't this nigga watch 50 shades of grey?

She was tired of small American dick and went for BBC
Big Brazilian cock

I doubt he gives a shit. He probably was bored and had hotter obedient women, so did not give her his time. Which probably is reason she cheated. Both of them dont care but muh guy is a cuck. It was marriage of convenience not like how u have it in mind.

 

[Gengar]

@tombradylover

 

[Chinacurry]

Her new bf looks indian af

 

[SwissArms]

fucking brootul

I bet she only did to piss him off

that favela dweller is lucky to fuck that sexy crimson chin germanic women

 

[SwissArms]

Never forget you can be high status chad and a women will cheat on you becasue she is bored

 

[Vermilioncore]

Touchdown!

 

[looksmaxxed]

shits out another autistic brown er

 

[Reckless Turtle]

the boyfriend decides to impregnate a 44 y/o gold digging cheater. surely nothing can go wrong. what a fucking retard. the mother will be one foot in the grave by the time the child graduates high school

He's probably smarter than you because he at least has a basic understanding of child support.

 

[Clark69]

He's probably smarter than you because he at least has a basic understanding of child support.

found the chap with a 70 y/o mother

 

[Reckless Turtle]

found the chap with a 70 y/o mother

She had me in her 20s.

 

[HatefulMan™]

fucking brootul

I bet she only did to piss him off

that favela dweller is lucky to fuck that sexy crimson chin germanic women

he owns the martial arts school, i think hes quite succesful

 

[Humble Oligarch]

Damn.

 

[klip11]

This bitch left Multi millionaire 6'4 NFL GOAT chad only to get pregnant by a 5'8 curry looking spic mma trainer. . We'll probably find the answer to life before we understand the foid brain.

What if you impregnated a Haitian foid and she kills you and eats you because it turns out she's a cannibal?

 

[Pikabro]

the boyfriend decides to impregnate a 44 y/o gold digging cheater. surely nothing can go wrong. what a fucking retard. the mother will be one foot in the grave by the time the child graduates high school

Dude just let him enjoy the milf

 

[mrdouchebag]

Gisele is a fool.
Lil brazilian darktriadmaxxed normie will drain her of a few million dollars, then ditch her and the kid in order to go fuck and impregnate young hot stacies. Being a 30+ mtn he wasn't going to get 20 year old stacy, so his plan was to get money from the old hag, moneymaxx and then betabuxx for the young stacy. The guy is most likely the smartest brazilian alive.

 

[JohnDoe]

Pregnant at 44? how? the odds of getting pregnant at that age so low and on top of that the chance of birthing an autist is so high. I think she must have used some new modern tech to get pregnant.

 

[JohnDoe]

Gisele is a fool.
Lil brazilian darktriadmaxxed normie will drain her of a few million dollars, then ditch her and the kid in order to go fuck and impregnate young hot stacies. Being a 30+ mtn he wasn't going to get 20 year old stacy, so his plan was to get money from the old hag, moneymaxx and then betabuxx for the young stacy. The guy is most likely the smartest brazilian alive.

based macaco

 

[HatefulMan™]

Pregnant at 44? how? the odds of getting pregnant at that age so low and on top of that the chance of birthing an autist is so high. I think she must have used some new modern tech to get pregnant.

shes a godess thats how

 

[infini]

Imagine being that kid then seeing, learning about Tom's LMS and realising that COULD have been your father if it weren't for your flippant mental-gymnastic bitch emotionally excuse driven mother who's dad is an awaiting ER factory. A literal son of a bitch.

Hope the kid looks like a down-syndromed cockroach mutant

that's autismoed to the max. That she has to abandon half her modeling career week out so she can be leading around town a literal aspie piece of exaggerating, sensory-overloaded gobby shite Katie-Price-style in order for her to sell self-help and spiritual self-healing charity books before taking it to see it's step ubermenchen half-siblings before it's back to the favela after several trigger-happy rape streets inorder to bypass safely first. She needs an appointment with Tyler Maher to straighten them both out.

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