Tomorrow morning, expect to see the following reviews and anti-spoiler threats about Superman 2025

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

As everyone on the face of the planet is aware, tonight is the early screening of Superman 2025 in a few U.S. cities. And Crisis on Infinite Earths, I didn’t get a ticket because I’M NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE!

With that said, expect surprising reviews tomorrow morning. Some of them will be in the likeness of, “What in the Multiverse did I just watch? Marvel Universe, your time has ended. HA HA HA!”

Of course, angry replies will follow, such as, “BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER! How dare you drop a spoiler you piece of shit, BURN IN HELL WHERE FLASH BELONGS!”

“I felt like I was watching a cartoon version of Superman come to life. But suddenly, everything twisted! You are going to shit yourself. They ‘JJ Abrams in bed with Night Shyamalan’ the latter part of the story. It’s like having a front row seat in the pews of the multiverse watching this Superman until a surprise from another DCU story crossover. No spoilers!”

An user reacts, “You motherfucker! You did it anyway! NO SPOILERS!”

“First thing I want to say, NO SPOILERS! Please, don’t take this away from fans who haven’t watched this film yet. But when they do, ugh, everything will make sense! Let’s just say, the RED CAPES are HERE!”

“At first, I was disappointed with this new Superman until the ending—wow! The faces from the television’s universe nearly stopped my heart. I can’t believe they pulled this off! Bravo!”

“Corenswet fits this Clark Kent perfectly because of this particular reality the story takes place. And later discovering I was in another person’s point of view of Flash’s parallel universe screw up, WTF!? These writers lost their minds! I had no idea Bruce Wayne was doing that the whole time with parallel Lex.”

User replies, “BAN! BAN! BAN!”

Ugh, and fans wondered why they hid Ultraman’s identity, brutal. LMAO! Fucking Marvel Universe Faggots: YOU are O V E R !

Another note, waiting until the end when the multiverses collided to reveal Green Lantern as he walked and dropped his stuff before taking flight towards the unannounced red cape meeting in space, brutal spoiler. But at least it makes sense why DARK SUPERMAN! Or should I say… Bizarro. What did you think would happen to some of the super villains when their universes collided? They would just stay? Of course, they would escape and end up in other realities. But one with a shitload of villain refugees? Smh.

🐦✈️ THE RED CAPES ARE STILL COMING! New Superman movie is a precursor to Justice League: Superverse 🐦✈️ [TLDR MASTERPIECE]

If I wrote Superman 2025, it would deliberately be boring. I don’t want you to get used to the characters because they will die later. Instead, I will illustrate a parallel reality like they did with The Batman. But the ending of this movie, ugh… would trigger a shitstorm of celebration when...

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[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Suppose television’s Smallville universe is destroyed, and Clark Kent (Tom Welling) isn’t. Instead, he’s floating in the debris of his Earth as memories flow through his thoughts. There is one when he gave up his powers. He had a child with Lois. But their son didn’t get his powers. Ugh, that was a blessing from Clark’s perspective. But one evening, his universe began colliding with another one. He regained his powers to try and stop it. Sadly, he was no match for Flash’s Fuck Up. Everyone he knew and loved, even his child, perished.

Not much later, Clark finds himself flying to another parallel universe. This scene was shown in Smallville: Hereafter (S03e12).



After arriving on this new Earth, he gives up all hope. He becomes a red kryptonite junkie and drinks his pain away. However, this new Earth has its own Superman and a shitload of refugee villains from other destroyed universes. But he doesn’t care. He lost his worlds; Lois and his Down syndrome son (the fuck you thought would happen after an alien mates with a roastie in her 40s, Superboy? Fucking idiots.)

By the light at the end of the tunnel, the RED CAPES collect him and convince Clark to join their cavalry.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

noonecaresaboutsupermanpilled

 

[Vincent Freeman]

middle aged man nerd soy cuck overgrown kid can't wait for the new cape shit.

memes are literally based on reality ngl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

middle aged man nerd soy cuck overgrown kid can't wait for the new cape shit.

memes are literally based on reality ngl

 

[OldRooster]

Who the fuck are these people that continue to go to movie reboots of Superman and Batman? Why, just fucking why?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Who the fuck are these people that continue to go to movie reboots of Superman and Batman? Why, just fucking why?

If this one is truly a reboot, trust me, they will lose most of their fans. The only reason we're still in this is because of the alternate reality concept. Therefore, reboots are canceled, and everything is part of the multiverse. But if that's not the case with this new one, DC Comics is over, along with Superman. I'm pretty sure the investors want to make money, not lose everything.

 

[McSkziofren]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Who the fuck are these people that continue to go to movie reboots of Superman and Batman? Why, just fucking why?

You do know it was your old boss, JJ, who pushed this parallel universe shit into films. From Lost, Fringe, to Enterprise, the nerd was a multiverse junkie. Did you ever jerk him off like Holloway had? Be honest, we're all adults here.

 

[OldRooster]

You do know it was your old boss, JJ, who pushed this parallel universe shit into films. From Lost, Fringe, to Enterprise, the nerd was a multiverse junkie. Did you ever jerk him off like Holloway had? Be honest, we're all adults here.

There was never any physical contact between JJ and I. He just enjoyed watching me pee into the urinal at work. And, no I did not let him take any pictures. He would give me a $100 cash ever time I peed. Gotta admit some days I consumed more fluids than I would otherwise just for that extra $100.
I did not know JJ was associated with the new Superman. I will not watch and movie or TV Show that involves either JJ, Damon Lindolf, or Carleton Cuse due to their BS with LOST.