Top 10 game tips from moredatesmorerapes

[moredatesmorerapes]

I'm KHHV, I've never been in a relationship or even talked to a woman before, but I know everything there is to know about women and dating

So here are my top 10 game tips

1. Tell her that you dreamt of her. But refuse to tell her what the dream was about

2. Tell her you want to buy a shirt for her. Ask her for her size. If she says small or medium, act really surprised and go "are you sure?"
2a (alternate) tell her you want to buy a shirt for her but you're not sure if most stores will have her size, so you want to know where she usually buys from

3. Ask her her thoughts on plastic surgery. After she says whatever, she'll probably ask you why. Next, just say "oh, it's nothing"

You can go deeper on this, it all depends on how subtle you want to be. You can ask her if she'd ever get plastic surgery. You can randomly bring up a part of her face and then take it back. Like go "oh, your chin.. nah, nevermind"

4. Randomly ask her what kind of really random bullshit like nail polish color mogs. She will probably at first think you're buying her something. But then don't buy anything. If she remembers, she may think you're buying it for another girl. Warning: may backfire and make her think you're gay

5. This is a classic you've probably already heard of. But make things up. For example, one day randomly pretend that you had an argument the previous day, even if you didn't. Ask her if she wants to go on a date on Wednesday, then don't meet her, and if she asks you about it later say you meant saturday and why tf would you go inn the middle of the week. If you're at her house or stay together, unlock doors she's locked, throw away her possessions, turn on lights she's turned off etc.

6. Tell her she reminds you of your younger brother

7. Act really touchy with your male friends when you're around her. Nothing explicitly gay, just questionable

8. When you have sex, put on a VR headset and watch VR porn, or watch porn on your phone. This allows you to fuck uglier girls and still be turned on

9. If you ever get her pregnant, first, break up with her. Then, look up a sex offender registry. Find a house with a pedophile, and "accidentally" meet him and befriend him. Introduce the two. She will be desperate for a betabuxx since she has a kid. Then, tell child support that she lets the kid around this pedophile. You will get custody. Put the nigga up for adoption or some shit and never pay child support/deal with him again

10 is a secret. DM only.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I'm KHHV,

reminder this user impregnated a spic foid

moment I saw that I decided to dnrd this larp

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

After reading 9. I'm gonna have to know what 10 is. Send it along in dms.

 

[silently_said]

Rape‎m‎axx guide

1. Gymmaxx-this one is fundamental as you need strenght to easily kipnap the victim without them struggling too hard, also decreases chances of victim getting away.
2. Stealthmaxx-it is important to know where and when to kipnap the victim, preferably at night and uncrowded places.
3. Drugsmaxx(not obligatory)- if required, drug the victim making the process easier.

4.Escapemaxx-immediately after the ra‎p‎e you should run for your life 5.Deathmaxx-you can also ki‎ll the victim to decrease your chances of getting caught(NOT RECOMMENDED, due to the fact that if you get caught then your prison sentence will be doubled)

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

reminder this user impregnated a spic foid

moment I saw that I decided to dnrd this larp

bro just read it it's genius

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

bro just read it it's genius

ok

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

reminder this user impregnated a spic foid

moment I saw that I decided to dnrd this larp

you're gonna hurt my stone cold rep bro

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

you're gonna hurt my stone cold rep bro

was the spic foid hot?

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

was the spic foid hot?

Yeah she was pale for a spic and had a nice body

face was ok but you don't see face if you hit from behind

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Yeah she was pale for a spic and had a nice body

face was ok but you don't see face if you hit from behind

how pale?

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

how pale?

idk like close to white girl
she got paler over the time I was there bc I made her avoid the sun more (was early summer but ig mexico never really gets cold)

 

[chudlite]

I'm KHHV, I've never been in a relationship or even talked to a woman before, but I know everything there is to know about women and dating

So here are my top 10 game tips

1. Tell her that you dreamt of her. But refuse to tell her what the dream was about

2. Tell her you want to buy a shirt for her. Ask her for her size. If she says small or medium, act really surprised and go "are you sure?"
2a (alternate) tell her you want to buy a shirt for her but you're not sure if most stores will have her size, so you want to know where she usually buys from

3. Ask her her thoughts on plastic surgery. After she says whatever, she'll probably ask you why. Next, just say "oh, it's nothing"

You can go deeper on this, it all depends on how subtle you want to be. You can ask her if she'd ever get plastic surgery. You can randomly bring up a part of her face and then take it back. Like go "oh, your chin.. nah, nevermind"

4. Randomly ask her what kind of really random bullshit like nail polish color mogs. She will probably at first think you're buying her something. But then don't buy anything. If she remembers, she may think you're buying it for another girl. Warning: may backfire and make her think you're gay

5. This is a classic you've probably already heard of. But make things up. For example, one day randomly pretend that you had an argument the previous day, even if you didn't. Ask her if she wants to go on a date on Wednesday, then don't meet her, and if she asks you about it later say you meant saturday and why tf would you go inn the middle of the week. If you're at her house or stay together, unlock doors she's locked, throw away her possessions, turn on lights she's turned off etc.

6. Tell her she reminds you of your younger brother

7. Act really touchy with your male friends when you're around her. Nothing explicitly gay, just questionable

8. When you have sex, put on a VR headset and watch VR porn, or watch porn on your phone. This allows you to fuck uglier girls and still be turned on

9. If you ever get her pregnant, first, break up with her. Then, look up a sex offender registry. Find a house with a pedophile, and "accidentally" meet him and befriend him. Introduce the two. She will be desperate for a betabuxx since she has a kid. Then, tell child support that she lets the kid around this pedophile. You will get custody. Put the nigga up for adoption or some shit and never pay child support/deal with him again

10 is a secret. DM only.

wheres the tag in this

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

idk like close to white girl
she got paler over the time I was there bc I made her avoid the sun more (was early summer but ig mexico never really gets cold)

fuck she probably thought she would get a free ticket to the USA what a dumb bitch

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

wheres the tag in this

sorry he just doesnt like you

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Mirin name, when will someone call themselves moreroidsmorefoids??

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

Holy shit your cock is actually huge wtf I didn't believe it till you sent it to me

Edit I don't want people to know about my jew tactics

 

[chudlite]

sorry he just doesnt like you

no it said i was mentioned and i cant find where it is

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

no it said i was mentioned and i cant find where it is

I was just kidding anyways

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

fuck she probably thought she would get a free ticket to the USA what a dumb bitch

She was so retarded man
I really wonder if she threw that baby in a dumpster or what now

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Bro you also need to ask them if they like mango’s and still water
(Those who know)