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I'm KHHV, I've never been in a relationship or even talked to a woman before, but I know everything there is to know about women and dating
So here are my top 10 game tips
1. Tell her that you dreamt of her. But refuse to tell her what the dream was about
2. Tell her you want to buy a shirt for her. Ask her for her size. If she says small or medium, act really surprised and go "are you sure?"
2a (alternate) tell her you want to buy a shirt for her but you're not sure if most stores will have her size, so you want to know where she usually buys from
3. Ask her her thoughts on plastic surgery. After she says whatever, she'll probably ask you why. Next, just say "oh, it's nothing"
You can go deeper on this, it all depends on how subtle you want to be. You can ask her if she'd ever get plastic surgery. You can randomly bring up a part of her face and then take it back. Like go "oh, your chin.. nah, nevermind"
4. Randomly ask her what kind of really random bullshit like nail polish color mogs. She will probably at first think you're buying her something. But then don't buy anything. If she remembers, she may think you're buying it for another girl. Warning: may backfire and make her think you're gay
5. This is a classic you've probably already heard of. But make things up. For example, one day randomly pretend that you had an argument the previous day, even if you didn't. Ask her if she wants to go on a date on Wednesday, then don't meet her, and if she asks you about it later say you meant saturday and why tf would you go inn the middle of the week. If you're at her house or stay together, unlock doors she's locked, throw away her possessions, turn on lights she's turned off etc.
6. Tell her she reminds you of your younger brother
7. Act really touchy with your male friends when you're around her. Nothing explicitly gay, just questionable
8. When you have sex, put on a VR headset and watch VR porn, or watch porn on your phone. This allows you to fuck uglier girls and still be turned on
9. If you ever get her pregnant, first, break up with her. Then, look up a sex offender registry. Find a house with a pedophile, and "accidentally" meet him and befriend him. Introduce the two. She will be desperate for a betabuxx since she has a kid. Then, tell child support that she lets the kid around this pedophile. You will get custody. Put the nigga up for adoption or some shit and never pay child support/deal with him again
10 is a secret. DM only.
So here are my top 10 game tips
1. Tell her that you dreamt of her. But refuse to tell her what the dream was about
2. Tell her you want to buy a shirt for her. Ask her for her size. If she says small or medium, act really surprised and go "are you sure?"
2a (alternate) tell her you want to buy a shirt for her but you're not sure if most stores will have her size, so you want to know where she usually buys from
3. Ask her her thoughts on plastic surgery. After she says whatever, she'll probably ask you why. Next, just say "oh, it's nothing"
You can go deeper on this, it all depends on how subtle you want to be. You can ask her if she'd ever get plastic surgery. You can randomly bring up a part of her face and then take it back. Like go "oh, your chin.. nah, nevermind"
4. Randomly ask her what kind of really random bullshit like nail polish color mogs. She will probably at first think you're buying her something. But then don't buy anything. If she remembers, she may think you're buying it for another girl. Warning: may backfire and make her think you're gay
5. This is a classic you've probably already heard of. But make things up. For example, one day randomly pretend that you had an argument the previous day, even if you didn't. Ask her if she wants to go on a date on Wednesday, then don't meet her, and if she asks you about it later say you meant saturday and why tf would you go inn the middle of the week. If you're at her house or stay together, unlock doors she's locked, throw away her possessions, turn on lights she's turned off etc.
6. Tell her she reminds you of your younger brother
7. Act really touchy with your male friends when you're around her. Nothing explicitly gay, just questionable
8. When you have sex, put on a VR headset and watch VR porn, or watch porn on your phone. This allows you to fuck uglier girls and still be turned on
9. If you ever get her pregnant, first, break up with her. Then, look up a sex offender registry. Find a house with a pedophile, and "accidentally" meet him and befriend him. Introduce the two. She will be desperate for a betabuxx since she has a kid. Then, tell child support that she lets the kid around this pedophile. You will get custody. Put the nigga up for adoption or some shit and never pay child support/deal with him again
10 is a secret. DM only.
