[TOP 10] Guide how to be happy as a sub-five

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As a sub five truecel I’m going to make a list of copes and shit to do as a subhuman to try to stay happy and fulfilled:
1. Videos games, they can help and give you fun for hours and you only need a computer for it
Cons: Need friends to not be boring

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2. Fapping, watching porn can help you feel better in the short term and give you slightly sexual affection out of your sexless life
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3. Reading, reading books can help you listen to stories and also make you smarter
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4. Watching movie, can help you cope you just need to not watch a movie about chad who steal incel gf (aka Blockbuster is an example of a blackpill movie so don’t watch it)
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5. Eating, since leanmaxxing has no effect on truecels, you should try eating as much as you can (this step is better if the food actually taste good so like mc Donald or kfc)
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6. Walking, you can observe nature and kill yourself if you see a big cliff (only do that if you run out of cope)
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7. Study, studying can help you coping of improving your life but I suppose most truecels are neet so won’t work for most of truecels
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8. Drawing, try drawing things to express your creativity out of your mind and cope about your miserable existence
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9. Sleeping, try to sleep as much as you can to make days shorter so you have less to endure or your shit life
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10. Drugs
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Thanks for reading this, this list was made for me and fellow truecels to find copes in their life
 
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if you need a guide how to fucking rot it's over for you
 
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Sub5s should just find peace within themselves. Become fit then move to alaska and hunt eskimos
 
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11. don't be a sub 5
 
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imo visual novels are best for rotting it's like a game, book, porn and anime all in one
im sub 5 autistic neet and they fulfill me
 
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no gambling?
 
Intellect maxxing is best way to cope, take the socrates pill
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I have no idea how sub fives cope man
 
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thanks for the looksmin advice
 
@russiancel
 
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Video games mog all of the other options for perma rotting
 
where hookers? or geomaxxing
 
Rope is the only way, always has been :feelswhy:
 

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