Top 3 ways to kill myself

[Volksstaffel]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

 

[ImVerySorry]

Eat 5 spoons of salt and 3 loafs of bread.

 

[zrr]

1. rope
2. ER
3. OD

 

[160cmcurry]

 

[Arthur the Egyptian]

Come to Egypt

 

[psychomandible]

You need to start doing combat sports bro this is embarrassing, online stuff shouldn't have this effect on you.

 

[Daddy's Home]

 

[trench]

sodium nitrate

 

[imontheloose]

All that thigh grabbing for her to tie him down and cuck him as a canine eviscerates her.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Exit bag

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Come to Egypt

He doesn't want to get gang raped, just die

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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[flambria]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

Jump down from the roof, make sure it's the right height
I provided a good guide below, in attached screenshot

 

[CEO]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

I'll kill you if you kill yourself!
@Volksstaffel

We have a company to run! I appointed you as my Chairman remember???
Listen to your CEO!
Let's get to work champ!
Time is money!

 

[obscuredusk]

Overdosing

 

[Volksstaffel]

I'll kill you if you kill yourself!
@Volksstaffel

We have a company to run! I appointed you as my Chairman remember???
Listen to your CEO!
Let's get to work champ!
Time is money!

Thx man *lowers shotgun*

 

[CEO]

Come to Egypt

Not a bad idea actually, I bet I'd slay there. Caesar and Mark Antony back in the day went crazy over that Cleopatrussy.

 

[Descendentz]

er plssss saar just not near me

 

[Arthur the Egyptian]

Not a bad idea actually, I bet I'd slay there. Caesar and Mark Antony back in the day went crazy over that Cleopatrussy.

Slay only in rich tourist cities btw for good quality pussy

 

[ToryToad]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

Hang urself .That's what I would do

 

[CEO]

Love yourself. That's what I would do

Agreed

 

[Sonneillon]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

We all are If you love someone like oneitis tell them before you die so you wont regret atleast

 

[Underdog9494]

Don'tDon't

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

Ily pls

 

[Sonneillon]

Don'tDon't

Ily pls

 

[TrueSub𝟑]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

 

[Heightpilldealer]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

Kurt cobain

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

sodium nitrate

just bought it, how much will it hurt?

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Agreed

ceo the goat

 

[trench]

just bought it, how much will it hurt?

where did you buy it from ?

it causes methemoglobinemia so its definitely not a pleasing feeling

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

where did you buy it from ?

it causes methemoglobinemia so its definitely not a pleasing feeling

ye but from what i know it shouldn't be that painful physically, it's more the fear and panic caused by the lack of air than the physical pain, i'm still a little scared ngl. i bought it on a site called etsy btw

 

[trench]

ye but from what i know it shouldn't be that painful physically, it's more the fear and panic caused by the lack of air than the physical pain, i'm still a little scared ngl. i bought it on a site called etsy btw

i think its the least painful way, well aside from a gunshot to the head since you dont really get to feel it

if ur feeling fear becaude of the lack of air ur gonna feel, reconsider if you actually want to kill yourself
@PeakIncels

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

i think its the least painful way, well aside from a gunshot to the head since you dont really get to feel it

if ur feeling fear becaude of the lack of air ur gonna feel, reconsider if you actually want to kill yourself
@PeakIncels

wish i had a gun but i live in italy

 

[trench]

wish i had a gun but i live in italy

im gonna get one from darknet if i manage to find it

 

[PeakIncels]

wdym Etsy isn't it a site like vinted or smt

ye but from what i know it shouldn't be that painful physically, it's more the fear and panic caused by the lack of air than the physical pain, i'm still a little scared ngl. i bought it on a site called etsy btw

 

[PeakIncels]

it's not that painful, it's the best option to suicide

ye but from what i know it shouldn't be that painful physically, it's more the fear and panic caused by the lack of air than the physical pain, i'm still a little scared ngl. i bought it on a site called etsy btw

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

wdym Etsy isn't it a site like vinted or smt

ye lmao, but apparently u can even find sodium nitrite

 

[PeakIncels]

ye lmao, but apparently u can even find sodium nitrite

smh that shit will not be painless than it will be PAINFUL. you probably got sum weird ass Chinese drug not sn

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

smh that shit will not be painless than it will be PAINFUL. you probably got sum weird ass Chinese drug not sn

nah its legit sodium nitrite, I bought it from a guy who makes it himself
ignore my foot

 

[PeakIncels]

nah its legit sodium nitrite, I bought it from a guy who makes it himself
ignore my foot

okay, tell me how it goes if you'll stay alive, I'm inter

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

okay, tell me how it goes if you'll stay alive, I'm inter

bruh I will NOT survive lmao, if I decide to ingest that sodium nitrite it will probably be all 50 grams, hard to stay alive

 

[PeakIncels]

bruh I will NOT survive lmao, if I decide to ingest that sodium nitrite it will probably be all 50 grams, hard to stay alive

make sure to take antisemitics to not vomit it all out

 

[PeakIncels]

bruh I will NOT survive lmao, if I decide to ingest that sodium nitrite it will probably be all 50 grams, hard to stay alive

antiemetics, sorry

 

[K4ZYA223]

Top 3 ways to kill myself

I'm suicidal rn

1. Cyanide
2. Eat 9 bananas and then a full bag of salt
3. Drink 10 glasses of smirnoff (500ml)x10

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

make sure to take antisemitics to not vomit it all out

oh I never thought of that, I might actually throw it up, thanks for the advice

 

[naturalselection]

reminder to read through these later and pick one

 

[PeakIncels]

oh I never thought of that, I might actually throw it up, thanks for the advice

no, it's because sn will make you vomit violently and you have to avoid that

 

[imabetanumale]

If you really want o do It you would stab your neck, otherwise you dont want to, real knowledge here, real advice here, probably you dont want to stop living

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

no, it's because sn will make you vomit violently and you have to avoid that

ye ye I knew that sodium nitrite if ingested in large quantities causes you to vomit, but I actually never thought about the fact that vomiting will also make you vomit the sodium nitrite lol

 

[PeakIncels]

ye ye I knew that sodium nitrite if ingested in large quantities causes you to vomit, but I actually never thought about the fact that vomiting will also make you vomit the sodium nitrite lol

now you do

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

now you do

thanks bhai