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I'm not sure if I made a thread similar to this already, but I'm going to post this anyway. Here are my top 5 chads of all-time, according to my knowledge. This is solely looking at facial features and what the general public (not PSL autists) would consider to be extremely attractive.
Number 5 - Jeremy Meeks
Not everyone will agree with my pick on this, especially given the agepill and the fact that his side profile is non-existent, but Jeremy Meeks is in my opinion still one of the biggest chads I know. He is pretty much like a doll facewise, his eye area is something you'd see in a lab, his front profile extremely aesthetic. Solid face overall.
Number 4 - Alan Ritchson
Whoever reads this is definitely not going to agree with my pick on this spot, but here's my opinion. Put prime (2010) Alan Ritchson next to ANY normie celebrity, any of them including Henry and Pattinson, and he completely outmogs them. This guy is the epitome of chadliness, and there is a possibility that he even inspired the thad character in our lore, since he played a "Thad" in a show.
Number 3 - Ian Somerhalder
Y'all are gonna flame me for not putting him higher. Regardless of his ranking in this list, the fact that he's even mentioned tells us that he is an ultramogger. This man has one of the most accurate faces in history, on par with Hernan Drago in my opinion, but lacks a little bit of the hypermasculinity to put him higher on my list. Still a psl god ofcourse.
Number 2 - Chris Zylka
Now I actually only remember him because of the fact that some guy told me he looks like the better version of Alan Ritchson, and in my opinion he's right.
There is a certain quality in Zylka's face that just makes him an extremely attractive pick. Ofcourse, the fact that he's capable of mogging with a buzz says a lot. But aside from that, his eye area is almost perfectly accurate, and his jaw is impeccable. Let's move on.
Number 1 - Hernan Drago
While recently, some PSL autists have started to consider Hernan ogre, science doesn't lie. This man has one of the most "accurate" faces in the history of humanity. His proportions are almost too perfect, and he is the absolute epitome of hypermasculinity. When you say someone's a hypermasc, this is what I envision. His jawline mogs almost all jawlines I've ever seen, but it is especially his eye area that turns him into a psl god not to mess with.
Hope you guys enjoyed
Number 5 - Jeremy Meeks

Not everyone will agree with my pick on this, especially given the agepill and the fact that his side profile is non-existent, but Jeremy Meeks is in my opinion still one of the biggest chads I know. He is pretty much like a doll facewise, his eye area is something you'd see in a lab, his front profile extremely aesthetic. Solid face overall.
Number 4 - Alan Ritchson

Whoever reads this is definitely not going to agree with my pick on this spot, but here's my opinion. Put prime (2010) Alan Ritchson next to ANY normie celebrity, any of them including Henry and Pattinson, and he completely outmogs them. This guy is the epitome of chadliness, and there is a possibility that he even inspired the thad character in our lore, since he played a "Thad" in a show.
Number 3 - Ian Somerhalder

Y'all are gonna flame me for not putting him higher. Regardless of his ranking in this list, the fact that he's even mentioned tells us that he is an ultramogger. This man has one of the most accurate faces in history, on par with Hernan Drago in my opinion, but lacks a little bit of the hypermasculinity to put him higher on my list. Still a psl god ofcourse.
Number 2 - Chris Zylka

Now I actually only remember him because of the fact that some guy told me he looks like the better version of Alan Ritchson, and in my opinion he's right.
There is a certain quality in Zylka's face that just makes him an extremely attractive pick. Ofcourse, the fact that he's capable of mogging with a buzz says a lot. But aside from that, his eye area is almost perfectly accurate, and his jaw is impeccable. Let's move on.
Number 1 - Hernan Drago

While recently, some PSL autists have started to consider Hernan ogre, science doesn't lie. This man has one of the most "accurate" faces in the history of humanity. His proportions are almost too perfect, and he is the absolute epitome of hypermasculinity. When you say someone's a hypermasc, this is what I envision. His jawline mogs almost all jawlines I've ever seen, but it is especially his eye area that turns him into a psl god not to mess with.
Hope you guys enjoyed