Torta approached me last week

[HeavyMetalcel]

Utter fucking cagefuel I was at a show last Saturday watching some bands play live and all of a sudden I felt someone touching my hair so I turned around thinking my friend was messing with me but no, there was this short fat chick standing right behind me. I looked at her in confusion and then she told me "your hair is so soft what conditioner do you use", I told her I don't use any conditioner and turned around.

Minutes later I feel someone touching my hair again, I turn around and it's her, now she tells me "can you stay still, I'm trying to braid your hair" and I'm like what the fuck I'm the the middle of a show so I politely asked her if she could not do that.

And the cherry on top, after the band was done playing she came up right beside me and wrapped her arm around my waist I felt so fucking uncomfortable and moved back a bit. I figured she finally understood I wasn't interested and didn't bother me again.

Tbh she at least had a big fuckin ass now that I look back at it maybe if my friends weren't there I would have slayed her (even they said how they saw what happened and were confused as fuck) still I don't understand how fat bitches are that non NT.

If you replaced her with some cute thin JB I wouldn't have any issue but oh well you can't have everything

Tagging torta appreciator: @hopecel

 

[pheenon]

Honestly if she got a big ass why not

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Honestly if she got a big ass why not

yeah it was nicely shaped despite her being fat but I didn't wanna embarrass myself in front of my friends

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

@aspiringexcel @BoredPrince

 

[Nekocel]

Crack that shi and move state

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Crack that shi and move state

Maybe I should have but I'm already talking to a girl I wanna slay so it doesn't matter

 

[hopecel]

Utter fucking cagefuel I was at a show last Saturday watching some bands play live and all of a sudden I felt someone touching my hair so I turned around thinking my friend was messing with me but no, there was this short fat chick standing right behind me. I looked at her in confusion and then she told me "your hair is so soft what conditioner do you use", I told her I don't use any conditioner and turned around.

Minutes later I feel someone touching my hair again, I turn around and it's her, now she tells me "can you stay still, I'm trying to braid your hair" and I'm like what the fuck I'm the the middle of a show so I politely asked her if she could not do that.

And the cherry on top, after the band was done playing she came up right beside me and wrapped her arm around my waist I felt so fucking uncomfortable and moved back a bit. I figured she finally understood I wasn't interested and didn't bother me again.

Tbh she at least had a big fuckin ass now that I look back at it maybe if my friends weren't there I would have slayed her (even they said how they saw what happened and were confused as fuck) still I don't understand how fat bitches are that non NT.

If you replaced her with some cute thin JB I wouldn't have any issue but oh well you can't have everything

Tagging torta appreciator: @hopecel

ah, poor Chad, getting sexually harassed by big booty alt chicks must be so frustrating!

btw, was she a local girl or some sort of an exotic foreign worker? I suppose she was not a real torta

 

[zophlol]

Some men die of thirst while others drown

 

[Deleted member 325472]

Low T

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

ah, poor Chad, getting sexually harassed by big booty alt chicks must be so frustrating!

btw, was she a local girl or some sort of an exotic foreign worker? I suppose she was not a real torta

yes she was local ofc I just called her a torta because it's funny

 

[BoredPrince]

If you replaced her with some cute thin JB I wouldn't have any issue but oh well you can't have everything