Tried jiu jitsu during sex accidentally

Bipolar Vamp6ix

Bipolar Vamp6ix

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So as most of yall know i do mma and fight professionally, let me just say that as a preface for whats to come so it makes sense.
So i came back to my home mma gym from Thailand just to spend the holidays here, it was a sparring session and i was mainly trying to land the armbar because im planning on using it on my next opponent.
Fast forward a few hours later and i have this girl round for the night,... she asked me to get on top of her to begin with, and those who watch mma or understand jiu jitsu know its basically "ground and pound / full guard", so i guess muscle memory kicked in cuz next thing you know im trynna move my knees up and across her and grabbing her arm to armbar her, midway through i realised what the fuck i was doing and played it off as trying to flip her over and just made her ride it....but all in all super autistic from me, she should be glad i wasnt practicing any chokes before this.
 
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It’s actually something I think common especially with professional fighters since they basically fight only with muscle memory when half their brains are blown off half way through the fight so they are very used to it
 
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LMFAOO what the actual fuck is wrong with u ur a monster
 
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LMFAOO what the actual fuck is wrong with u ur a monster
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