Tried LSD first time and urinated on my gf's carpet and bed

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This was my first time trying a psychedelic. I wanted to have a more serious experience, so I dropped 200ug with my gf (big mistake lol). I never imagined that LSD would induce psychosis and delusions. I was just expecting visuals.

Initial ingestion was in a park 5 minutes away from home. As soon as I felt the effects coming up I realized I will soon not be able to drive and walk, so us drove home ASAP. When we got there I laid in the bed with my gf and I was feeling like shit. I was blacking out, skipping frames, losing touch with reality, feeling a false burning sensation in my skin, and my entire body felt like TV static. Then I hallucinated the voices of my parents arguing over me passing out and being completely shitfucked but as I heard that I was in my room with my gf and the parents were not home for a fact. This made me thing I actually passed out and everything that's happening is all in my head, so I said fuck it and started peeing wherever I wanted lol. I was really surprised to find out after a certain time that it all actually happened.

My gf had very slight visuals and watched all of this happen with pretty much a sober mind and she was in shock lol. She understood that I was fucked up beyond this world and now we're laughing at this incident.

Second time I tool LSD it was 300ug and I had the neighbors call cops on me and I was nearly arrested. Anyone interested in that story?
 
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Where have you been buddy boyo ?
 
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I'm working full time and I have been in an LTR for almost 9 months now.
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I can't imagine ever being this close/comfortable with a girl ngl. I had a LTR for 4 months and if I did this I would've expected to be laughed at and broken up with, thrown out of the house.
 
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Thats pretty Alpha bro, marking your GF rooms as your own territory. Mirin your low inhibition.
 
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This was my first time trying a psychedelic. I wanted to have a more serious experience, so I dropped 200ug with my gf (big mistake lol). I never imagined that LSD would induce psychosis and delusions. I was just expecting visuals.

Initial ingestion was in a park 5 minutes away from home. As soon as I felt the effects coming up I realized I will soon not be able to drive and walk, so us drove home ASAP. When we got there I laid in the bed with my gf and I was feeling like shit. I was blacking out, skipping frames, losing touch with reality, feeling a false burning sensation in my skin, and my entire body felt like TV static. Then I hallucinated the voices of my parents arguing over me passing out and being completely shitfucked but as I heard that I was in my room with my gf and the parents were not home for a fact. This made me thing I actually passed out and everything that's happening is all in my head, so I said fuck it and started peeing wherever I wanted lol. I was really surprised to find out after a certain time that it all actually happened.

My gf had very slight visuals and watched all of this happen with pretty much a sober mind and she was in shock lol. She understood that I was fucked up beyond this world and now we're laughing at this incident.

Second time I tool LSD it was 300ug and I had the neighbors call cops on me and I was nearly arrested. Anyone interested in that story?
The Misadventures Of Chad Episode 1: Chad Finally Gets Potty Trained.
 
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I'm working full time and I have been in an LTR for almost 9 months now.
i remember you saying you struggled to find a job. hope you're doing better now man
 
I can't imagine ever being this close/comfortable with a girl ngl. I had a LTR for 4 months and if I did this I would've expected to be laughed at and broken up with, thrown out of the house.
Dude we're having farting competitions with her. She's the one for sure.
 
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Dude we're having farting competitions with her. She's the one for sure.
how much looks do you need to get a gf like that tbh?

I hope to experience it some day during my life.
 
how much looks do you need to get a gf like that tbh?

I hope to experience it some day during my life.
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This is my best photo so far, so my answer to you is just be slightly above average. I'm 6'2 btw and she's 5'9. We're both Russian but we live in the US.
 
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leave your girl and fuck other girls
No girl is worth it unless she is a submissive virgin who has never acted sexual towards any man other than you, and she should serve you like a good little slut. Otherwise LTR is cope:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
leave your girl and fuck other girls
No girl is worth it unless she is a submissive virgin who has never acted sexual towards any man other than you, and she should serve you like a good little slut. Otherwise LTR is cope:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
We do meth together. Meth is better than anything tbh.
 
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This is my best photo so far, so my answer to you is just be slightly above average. I'm 6'2 btw and she's 5'9. We're both Russian but we live in the US.
From this pick I'd say she's nowhere near average. Either that or she's got some kind of defect. Could be wrong though.

How long you been in the U.S.?
 
We do meth together. Meth is better than anything tbh.
Cope
Like I said she is not worth it. Leave and fuck other girls ASAP
 
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We do meth together. Meth is better than anything tbh.
Oh, wow! How long you been into that? You know everything's f*cked if you don't stop right now, right?

You can't mix that sh*t with anything. Lest you can never do it again without it. Better stop getting high and f*cking.

What's a girls tw*t smell like when she's been high on meth? I've always wanted to know.
 
Oh, wow! How long you been into that? You know everything's f*cked if you don't stop right now, right?

You can't mix that sh*t with anything. Lest you can never do it again without it. Better stop getting high and f*cking.

What's a girls tw*t smell like when she's been high on meth? I've always wanted to know.
Who said we are having sex while on meth? I can't even get hard on meth.
We only do it once a week. I personally some times take two weeks off because it gets boring.
 
Who said we are having sex while on meth? I can't even get hard on meth.
We only do it once a week. I personally some times take two weeks off because it gets boring.
Yeah, your tolerance is very low. I've not had any since around Oct 2018 but I bet I could get hard as rock immediately after shooting up. Getting hard on it is a psychological thing after you get your brain used to sex/porn while doing it.

You do it once a week? Or one week at a time? You must be using a very small amount. Might as well not use it at all.
 
Meth really is better than anything. You're right about that. But if you're gonna do it you might as well be married to it for a while. Gotta leave everything else behind for the time being.
 
Meth really is better than anything. You're right about that. But if you're gonna do it you might as well be married to it for a while. Gotta leave everything else behind for the time being.
I am using it every Saturday or ever other Saturday. I swallow between 30 to 70mgs (that's a relatively small and not so damaging amount for those who don't know anything) depending on how I am feeling and how early in the day I take it. First of all, I love my sleep and I hate missing out on it. Second, I am not a fan of tolerance and having to take more to achieve the same effect, so I to keep tolerance at minimum. Third, I supplement l-tyrosine, 5-htp, magnesium, vitamin C, vitamin B complex the day before and a couple days before my meth use. Fourth, I eat as I do normally on meth because I have an internal clock that tells me I need to eat at certain times and I'm used to that since childhood; I also drink 3-4 liters of water with some gatorade in between because if I don't, my mouth stops producing saliva and that doesn't feel comfortable.

I love my meth orally because it feels sedating and euphoric, very much like MDMA, except it doesn't make me act like a 5 year old like MDMA does. I am very empathetic and caring of others. It makes me wanna lay down, close my eyes, and just talk about life with other people. Sex/masturbation doesn't even come to my mind when the meth is peaking. It may come to my mind 6-8+ hours after initial ingestion and it does feel a little better than normal, but not by that much to make a significant difference. I also have a vape that I use strictly once or twice during the day I take meth to make the meth peek feel stronger.

My first time with meth I had an awful comedown, but still bearable because I'm a mentally strong person. Second time it was so so. By the third time I stopped having comedowns all together and it turned into an afterglow. Now for about 5-7 days after the day I ingest the meth I feel wired, energetic, optimistic, talkative and ready to get shit done.
 
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I am using it every Saturday or ever other Saturday. I swallow between 30 to 70mgs (that's a relatively small and not so damaging amount for those who don't know anything) depending on how I am feeling and how early in the day I take it. First of all, I love my sleep and I hate missing out on it. Second, I am not a fan of tolerance and having to take more to achieve the same effect, so I to keep tolerance at minimum. Third, I supplement l-tyrosine, 5-htp, magnesium, vitamin C, vitamin B complex the day before and a couple days before my meth use. Fourth, I eat as I do normally on meth because I have an internal clock that tells me I need to eat at certain times and I'm used to that since childhood; I also drink 3-4 liters of water with some gatorade in between because if I don't, my mouth stops producing saliva and that doesn't feel comfortable.

I love my meth orally because it feels sedating and euphoric, very much like MDMA, except it doesn't make me act like a 5 year old like MDMA does. I am very empathetic and caring of others. It makes me wanna lay down, close my eyes, and just talk about life with other people. Sex/masturbation doesn't even come to my mind when the meth is peaking. It may come to my mind 6-8+ hours after initial ingestion and it does feel a little better than normal, but not by that much to make a significant difference. I also have a vape that I use strictly once or twice during the day I take meth to make the meth peek feel stronger.

My first time with meth I had an awful comedown, but still bearable because I'm a mentally strong person. Second time it was so so. By the third time I stopped having comedowns all together and it turned into an afterglow. Now for about 5-7 days after the day I ingest the meth I feel wired, energetic, optimistic, talkative and ready to get shit done.
Terrible. Use it dirty or not at all. Can't treat it like a little buddy. It's gonna eat you alive one way or another.
 
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don't take advice from the person above me
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why is everyone on this niggas ass JFL

good shit, bro
 
Second time I tool LSD it was 300ug and I had the neighbors call cops on me and I was nearly arrested.
Wtf what did you do
 
Wtf what did you do
I took 300ug. I started feeling hot as fuck. The coolest place was my car. I went in there with my sober gf. Drove 1 minute down the hood and parked. Then I started blacking out. I was moving in the car like some sort of autistic retard with sporadic arm movements. I was yelling on top of my lungs I was told (don't remember anything). The neighbors called the cops. Cops came. I opened the window and said I'm okay. My gf said we live 1 minute up the street. Boom. They let me go, no id, no questions no anything. All that time I was wearing a Trump shirt. I suspect the cops let me go because of my shirt. I was fucked up beyond imagination. I have no clue why they let me go.
 
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