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Not everyone has an interesting life and background. And not everyone is creative with skills.
An Amish feller snitching to the world about the Amish community is interesting. Or a clerk at a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood intrigues a small audience. Perhaps a bartender selected by a cult to be Eddie Murphy in Trading Places. Her story would be interesting.
Then we have the talentless people with no skills, no interesting backgrounds, nothing worth listening to, but they have a body women want to grind. His name is Buck de Nutz. And his story is boring as fuck. So I will tell it!
Raised in Joy Land, Nebraska. A population of 2,490. Buck is inspired to be a living dildo for women. But not any woman, only the ones that interested him. Down syndrome ones. Ugh, I know, very disturbing feller he was. But one day, he accidentally stumbled on a clip from an UN meeting. And there she was... shaking my head. Her voice was one of agony. Her face showed signs of Down syndrome. Her name is Greta Thunberg. And Buck was in love.
One night, while admiring Greta Thunberg mocking Andrew Tate, he had an idea that was so crazy. "What if I created TikTok clips about my disturbing interest in her? Maybe I could attract her. Yes! Then I'll instigate her. Pissed her off to where she mentions me by name to her UN cult. Ah, yes, I can then whore myself to the elites."
Unfortunately, Greta didn't take the bait. She had no interest in people. She was a dog lover. Don't ask, I'm not describing it. Disgusting, that's all I'm saying.
An Amish feller snitching to the world about the Amish community is interesting. Or a clerk at a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood intrigues a small audience. Perhaps a bartender selected by a cult to be Eddie Murphy in Trading Places. Her story would be interesting.
Then we have the talentless people with no skills, no interesting backgrounds, nothing worth listening to, but they have a body women want to grind. His name is Buck de Nutz. And his story is boring as fuck. So I will tell it!
Raised in Joy Land, Nebraska. A population of 2,490. Buck is inspired to be a living dildo for women. But not any woman, only the ones that interested him. Down syndrome ones. Ugh, I know, very disturbing feller he was. But one day, he accidentally stumbled on a clip from an UN meeting. And there she was... shaking my head. Her voice was one of agony. Her face showed signs of Down syndrome. Her name is Greta Thunberg. And Buck was in love.
One night, while admiring Greta Thunberg mocking Andrew Tate, he had an idea that was so crazy. "What if I created TikTok clips about my disturbing interest in her? Maybe I could attract her. Yes! Then I'll instigate her. Pissed her off to where she mentions me by name to her UN cult. Ah, yes, I can then whore myself to the elites."
Unfortunately, Greta didn't take the bait. She had no interest in people. She was a dog lover. Don't ask, I'm not describing it. Disgusting, that's all I'm saying.
