BigJimsWornOutTires
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Biden tried the technique with his creepy Dark Lord speeches but failed to yield any agitator fruit. His son, Hunter, had better success by pretending to smoke poor people's crack while mogging micropenis fellers with his pecker. Yet, the dipshits of America failed to do the math. Hunter's Secret Service detail went with him to black neighborhoods to buy crack? They brought his laptop to a shithole computer repair shop, and the Pentagon-appointed computer didn't even have a password? And it kept records of his cellular phone text messages? B-b-but I thought National Security specializes in computer technology; why couldn't they fix his Windows update themselves? Shaking my head. Just think, a college education isn't a requirement for a Secret Service agent. Wow!
Everything Trump does is in the fashion of trolling. His recent selections of faces that will lead America to war with China are superior trolling. But, of course, much of the government trolling is aimed at China: "Make your move, Faggots." Ticktock.
Last night, Fatty vs. Geriatric had many trolling moments. Jake's lineup portrait reminded me of an anime boss match in a silly PlayStation boxing game. Before the fight, the bitch slap was a precursor of a troll. But Fatty not tossing the fight, as it was agreed upon, ugh... that wasn't a very nice troll. That was a rude insult. "Good luck with your next score, Bitch Boy."
Fatty thought his trolling would be more epic than taking a dive to an old rapist. Expect to see him whine on YouTube in the coming months about no more business offers. He might then tell the truth, but if he does, he'll be stepping on the wrong foot this time.
However, I assume someone will pressure the bosses to let him beat Fatty's ass. And it'll probably be on Netflix again because, ugh, like they have a fucking choice! Lmao. TV is over. Paid Per View is over. Amazon Prime tried their version with the NFL and concerts and failed miserably. The Sports Industry understands they're on borrowed time. They can organize a football team to gangbang Taylor Swift and Jenna Ortega together, and that still won't save them. But I do love poetic justice. Watching the event last night constantly get interrupted was my payoff. Thank you, Internet, for fucking them all.
Back to King Trump. January 6 domestic Nazi terrorist insurrectionist white supremacist garbage will be released soon. After that comes more trolling. A parade? Appoint them to VIP seats? Make statues and busts of them? Let them play their own roles in a TV drama about Jan 6? Ugh, time will tell.
When people accept TV and famous faces in the spotlight are trawling them for personal selfish prosperity, perhaps they'll turn the devices off and stop following the news. Until then, keep getting your soul trolled and watch who you become.
NFL, you deserve Netflix feelings, you cocksucking fake fuckers
Ah, yes, during the creepy boxing event last night there was massive lag, freeze screens, and "Oops, we're sorry, looks like something's wrong with your internet connection. Perhaps, reboot your device or upgrade because it's not our fault, it's yours! Reeeeeee reeeee reeeeee." I can't wait...
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