True love is only real for HTBs and Chadlites

[Methylphenidate]

My oneitis used to be an HTB objectively, but due to my unfortunate geographic location, she was basically a stacy.

I was in love before she even spoke to me. I'd still get my ass jumped by 12 hood niggers to save her. It's been almost 3 years. I've almost even had an actual girlfriend in this time frame (ALMOST), and I realise, now, that I still love my onetitis, but she'll never love me. Even if I looksmax, I physically can't become her looksmatch.

I bet this is how women feel for their chad/chadlite oneitis.

 

[HostSamurai]

I almost thought this was Temu brand Gengar thread.

But yeah feel ya man.

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

Just get a calithe watch and mew

 

[Methylphenidate]

Just get a calithe watch and mew

I wish it was that easy

 

[SecularIslamist]

I genuinely thought this was @Gengar

 

[saint]

True love doesn’t exist. Only lust and admiration

 

[Gengar]

I genuinely thought this was @Gengar

i think he's memeing me.