Truecel trait: You waste time gathering information for eviscerations/regaining street cred.

[Poisonpunk3]

Can't you see that the actual threats are Master and Penisjonas? We should unite and kill the three-headed lizard! For the Motherforum!1!!11!1!

 

[Poisonpunk3]

bump

 

[kisslessvirgin]

i don't even attempt such feats

 

[BigBallsLarry]

i once tried to assassinate master to take his place and make the forum a better place free of dictatorship.

but his fat was so thick, that the bullet bounced right off and hit me in my brain stem.

Ever since then, I've been paralyzed from the neck down, and i use my tongue to LDAR and rot on forums.

 

[valentine]