Truecel tries kissing a girl (BRUTAL)

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It took me 23.5 years before I got my first kiss with a girl.

It's not easy even for full-blown chads like me.
 
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It took me 23.5 years before I got my first kiss with a girl.

It's not easy even for full-blown chads like me.
I don't know why you guys don't escortcel.

I lost virginity to an escort at 16 not a big deal ngl
 
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Jackfitness has such a brutal head shape, fucking over
 
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Not worth the money for little to no validation.
Idc about validation not gonna lie, who cares it's just a pussy go in there fuck that pussy and get out

true love doesn't exist either and foids these days have the same amount of filth if not more than escorts, at least escorts get tested for Stds
 
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Idc about validation not gonna lie, who cares it's just a pussy go in there fuck that pussy and get out

true love doesn't exist either and foids these days have the same amount of filth if not more than escorts, at least escorts get tested for Stds
not gonna pay 100 euro to fuck some used up prostitute pussy for 30mins

simply dont care

to each their own
 
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not gonna pay 100 euro to fuck some used up prostitute pussy for 30mins

simply dont care

to each their own
I'm just saying incels who are desperate enough to rope for not getting sex should just escortcel
 
I don't know why you guys don't escortcel.

I lost virginity to an escort at 16 not a big deal ngl
Reasons not to do it:

- it’s haram
- it’s unhygienic
- you can get STDs
- rubber takes away feeling

Reasons to do it:

- really cheap
- no romance, no bullshit

Unfortunately, being religious and having OCD (germophobia) bars me from doing it.

Otherwise I’d be escortcelling every week. :feelsgah:
 
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not gonna pay 100 euro to fuck some used up prostitute pussy for 30mins

simply dont care

to each their own
€100? You’d be getting scammed. It’s actually €30 in the Netherlands.

Also, if you fuck civilian women you’re still fucking used up puss puss. :hnghn:
 
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Brutal reaction
 
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I'm 25, Non NT (Aspie) and KHHV and NEET. How over is it for me?
 
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€100? You’d be getting scammed. It’s actually €30 in the Netherlands.

Also, if you fuck civilian women you’re still fucking used up puss puss. :hnghn:
good pussy, not used up stinky 50yo fat roastie
 
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I'm just saying incels who are desperate enough to rope for not getting sex should just escortcel
no incel is roping due to not getting sex

they are roping due to being ugly subhuman social outcasts
 
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I have to stop believing in love
 
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I've been NEETing on and off since college. Last job I had was 2023.
 
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Reasons not to do it:

- it’s haram
- it’s unhygienic
- you can get STDs
- rubber takes away feeling

Reasons to do it:

- really cheap
- no romance, no bullshit

Unfortunately, being religious and having OCD (germophobia) bars me from doing it.

Otherwise I’d be escortcelling every week. :feelsgah:
I know few escorts that do it raw ngl, the worst STD you can get from an escort Unless you do anal is 1 week of antibiotics

if you do anal raw you can get Aids though
 
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good pussy, not used up stinky 50yo fat roastie
Puss puss is always going to be stinky. And used up (unless virgin but girls lose it really young these days :fuk:).
 
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no incel is roping due to not getting sex

they are roping due to being ugly subhuman social outcasts
ur just assuming.

incel do rope because of being sexless, them being subhumans are just a cause and not having sex is an effect
 
I know few escorts that do it raw ngl, the worst STD you can get from an escort Unless you do anal is 1 week of antibiotics

if you do anal raw you can get Aids though
I just wanted to go for blowjobs. But no point in blowjobs when you have to wear a condom. They also ask for more without condom. :fuk:
 
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Puss puss is always going to be stinky. And used up (unless virgin but girls lose it really young these days :fuk:).
complete cope

theres a big diff between 20yo HTB pussy and 50yo fat roastie pussy

u dont know cuz ur virgin
 
I just wanted to go for blowjobs. But no point in blowjobs when you have to wear a condom. They also ask for more without condom. :fuk:
Check ur pm bhai i responded back few days ago
 
ur just assuming.

incel do rope because of being sexless, them being subhumans are just a cause and not having sex is an effect
sex is useless and over-rated
 
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least subhuman anglo tbh
 
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I just wanted to go for blowjobs. But no point in blowjobs when you have to wear a condom. They also ask for more without condom. :fuk:
maybe like 80% of escorts do blow jobs bare, it's called BBJ or BBBJ
 
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complete cope

theres a big diff between 20yo HTB pussy and 50yo fat roastie pussy

u dont know cuz ur virgin
There’s zero difference. Don’t allow them to shower for a month and then tell me how different they both are.
 
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sex is useless and over-rated
Low T sign, why do niggers on the forum think sex is disgusting or overated? are you guys gay or something? I even made a thread about this

 
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maybe like 80% of escorts do blow jobs bare, it's called BBJ or BBBJ
In the Netherlands, you can get street prostitutes or you can hire escorts. Escorts generally charge €100-150 per half an hour so they’re more expensive but street prozzies ask for €30, some €50. But bare blowjobs always cost extra. Like another €50 usually from what I see. Probably €30 for street prozzies. :ogre:
 
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Low T sign, why do niggers on the forum think sex is disgusting or overated? are you guys gay or something? I even made a thread about this

sex is overrated because it takes 8903483 hours of effort and self-improvement

or in your case, days of wageslaving, for a few hours of fun.

its complete waste of time/effort for what you get in return.
If I was trustfund-kiddo I would escortcel like you, having to work for my own money it is not worth it.
 
sex is overrated because it takes 8903483 hours of effort and self-improvement

or in your case, days of wageslaving, for a few hours of fun.

its complete waste of time/effort for what you get in return
or you could just pay 100$ and get ez pussy :feelsokman:
 
whole day of wageslaving for 30mins of fucking

slave to pussy
that's like not even a day of working and it's way better than taking " 8903483 " hours just to get some pussy

not to mention how expensive is it to fuck a tinder date, or get a girlfriend.
 
that's like not even a day of working
it is when you substract taxes and cost of living. hell it's probably multiple days of wageslaving at that point

and it's way better than taking " 8903483 " hours just to get some pussy

not to mention how expensive is it to fuck a tinder date, or get a girlfriend.
of course, that's why only option is be top 20% chad or MGTOW
 
€100? You’d be getting scammed. It’s actually €30 in the Netherlands.

Also, if you fuck civilian women you’re still fucking used up puss puss. :hnghn:
Netherlands is recruit mode for pajeets
 
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Netherlands is recruit mode for pajeets
Tales. Though a few days ago I did see a darkskin curry with a HTB snowbunny. :ogre:
 
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Tales. Though a few days ago I did see a darkskin curry with a HTB snowbunny. :ogre:
they were friends.

so dumb when people always assume some ugly guy with a cute girl to be a couple.
When it's far more likely it's some simp hanging out with her.
 
they were friends.

so dumb when people always assume some ugly guy with a cute girl to be a couple.
When it's far more likely it's some simp hanging out with her.
They were in their late 20s and cycling together.
 
How is "Jackfitness" a truecel?
 
Why do you assume they are a couple
Because they were together plus it’s the summer and they were out around 6-7pm. Plus he looked decent though she was HTB.
 
Because they were together plus it’s the summer and they were out around 6-7pm. Plus he looked decent though she was HTB.
People have female friends/colleagues/students/sisters etc
 
People have female friends/colleagues/students/sisters etc
They do, but like I said it's the summer, it's afternoon, coupled with the fact the guy seemed rather tall and decent looking so it's not really something that should be dismissed as non-romantic per se.
 
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