Trump pauses tariffs on millions of low-value packages from China - There will be sex dolls

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I want to believe he knew how this would play out and thus, part of the bigger plan. Having to pause the tariffs so the government can organize a massive system that will check every piece of mail for the content, value, and if an illegal substance is present. Off-shore pharmacies are still a thing. Every day, millions of Americans purchase illegal drugs from international pharmacies in China, India, and South America. These drugs include fentanyl, steroids, codeine, and the faggot shit fags shoot up.

Dear Trump,

I know you read these forums because you're as creepy as I am. And I know the other one does too. The Conscious Collective isn't some skitzo science fiction. With that said, can you do me a favor, buddy? Just this one. Government-issued sex dolls.

Do it for the kids trump Incels have desires too Mom meet my new government issued sex doll Peaches


Yesterday he was incel   todays hes a stud

Let's get these incels some girlfriends. Your government simps got poor people free Obamaphones and low-income internet. Let's get these fellers some bitches! And we don't have to call it Government Sex Dolls. Call it The Bettering Young Men's Lives Project. Or perhaps, Procreation Pause Efficiency. This would help these guys out. It would make America magnificent! And don't worry about the bill, the taxpayers have no choice, am I right or am I right? Besides, fuck them. If they were as smart as you, they wouldn't be paying taxes. The burden is on them.



Dear Deep State,

You know I won't leave you guys hanging. I got your back! You can implement AI into the dolls. Right? Think about it. You can program them to program the incels! Picture this. The feller's humping his PPE and she says, "Oh, yeah, baby, right there. Fuck me like you're voting this coming election for [insert name here.]"

She could also groom him! As she's sucking him off, she pauses and says, "You remind me of a soldier in the US Military." Or, "Have you signed up for the US Army yet?"

Dear Advertising Industry,

As he's punching her from behind, she blurts, "Folgers Dark Roast Coffee is the best part of waking up and fucking the shit out of me."

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