Trying day game in the Coronavirus Era.

[FrothySolutions]

I went out to shop today, in the midst of the Coronavirus panic. I encountered a woman in a facemask. I was pretty sure from the start that she was wearing the mask for protection. That at the very least she didn't believe she had the virus and she wanted to protect herself from other people who had the virus. Because there isn't any testing in my area to tell people they have the virus. So I figure I have that much to talk to her about. With that topic in my back pocket, I make my approach...

: ...Are you okay?
: Yeah, I'm fine.

She gestures to her face mask.

: It's not coronavirus.
: Ah.
: I'm not worried about it. I actually wanna catch it.
: Whaaaat?
: Yeah I got nothin' to stick around for.

She chuckles politely.

: So if you did have it, and you could help me out...
: I can't help you with that.

And then we stood in awkward silence until her bus came.

 

[Tony]

Sep 11, 2018

 

[fukmylyf]

Posts1,440

 

[SixFootManlet]

Europe?

 

[FrothySolutions]

Europe?

'Merica

 

[Lightbulb]

autistic and based

 

[SixFootManlet]

'Merica

Why did you go full autist by saying you wanted the virus? It's obvious she was open to a longer conversation.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Why did you go full autist by saying you wanted the virus? It's obvious she was open to a longer conversation.

The plan was to try and get her to kiss me so I got the virus.

 

[SixFootManlet]

The plan was to try and get her to kiss me so I got the virus.

Was she Asian?

 

[FrothySolutions]

Was she Asian?

No, and she didn't even have the virus. See, if she actually had the virus and she willingly gave it to me, it would be assisted suicide, and she probably doesn't wanna do that. But if she doesn't actually have the virus, I figured she might play along with me.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

Sep 11

never forget

 

[loromate]

pls tell me this isnt real

 

[Vidyacoper]

lol autism

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

obviously you need to take my pick up boot camp. One small price of 999$ and I’ll teach you how to seduce women with your personality and confident body language

 

[Vidyacoper]

obviously you need to take my pick up boot camp. One small price of 999$ and I’ll teach you how to seduce women with your personality and confident body language

i can vouch, learnt to hold frame and improved my confidence

 

[dingodongo]

Go outside and start coughing your lungs out near and on other people. Would be hilarious as fuck to see their reactions

 

[BigBoy]

Pure weaponized autism

 

[Bewusst]

Go outside and start coughing your lungs out near and on other people. Would be hilarious as fuck to see their reactions

Go to YouTube and search for "corona virus prank". You're welcome.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Furthest thing from NT I’ve ever heard.

 

[lookserumaxeru]

just ask her to infect you with a virus theory

 

[Pillarman]

 

[eduardkoopman]

funny as hell convo. Woman lacks humor.

You should had ended it like this:

 

[Ultramental]

creepy moron,back to .co

 

[SixFootManlet]

obviously you need to take my pick up boot camp. One small price of 999$ and I’ll teach you how to seduce women with your personality and confident body language

 

[DidntRead]

inb4

 

[Vermilioncore]

 

[forwardgrowth]

Mirin