TTD (TOTAL TURKROACH DESCTRUCTION)

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Turdgay, officially the Republic of Türkiye or TVRKIYE, is a large insect farm built by Byzantine Soyientists which has no actual history and is home to a species of Dictyoptera race-mixed descendants of Anatolians and Mongols because the Oghuz Turks migrated westward from Mongolia the Red Apple Tree where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic insect family. Such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their species inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks. The modern Turk is known to be very nationalistic despite not having anything to be proud of and decides to infest human homes anyway using advanced infestation techniques seen nowhere else in the anthropod phylum. Turks are known to boast about "muh dick" and how they "heccin' raped everyone" which is untrue because parasitic laying of eggs under the human skin is not impregnation. This insect is the only known animal which can reproduce homosexually.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

List of things that the 11 inch Turkic Bvgs DIDN'T do[edit | edit source]​

• Win against the Greekchads

Language[edit | edit source]​

Turks cannot speak as they evolved from roachoids who had no vocal cords during the Carboniferous period 320 million years ago.

Infestation Tactics[edit | edit source]​

How to properly interact with a turk[edit | edit source]​

https://raid.com/en-us/products/raid-ant-and-roach-killer-26

Anti-infestation guide[edit | edit source]​

https://domyown.com/how-to-get-rid-of-roaches-a-458.html

Marble King[1][edit | edit source]​

Believe it or not, the Turk species is very superstitious. The Hellenic myth of the Marble Emperor (Greek: Μαρμαρωμένος Βασιλιάς, Marmaroménos Vasiliás lit. 'Emperor turned into Marble'), the myth states that Constantine XI Palaiologos did not die, but rather was turned into marble by God and hidden away in a cave under the Golden Gate in Constantinople. When the Hellenic peoples return to Constantinople, Constantine will be awakened by an angel and destroy the Turks, banishing them to their homeland in Mongolia the Red Apple Tree. The thing is, the roaches actually believed this! In 1625, a British diplomat wanted to collect a rock piled at the Golden Gate for his friend, but the Turks said no, as the stones were "enchanted" and if any one of them were removed, an "alteration" would occur to the city.

So, you should probably threaten to remove stones from the Golden Gate to send them fleeing.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Thoughts? @recai iskender i know you are actually a turk nigga

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

 

[recai iskender]

Thoughts? @recai iskender i know you are actually a turk nigga

Im literally from khorasan (kurdistan)

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Im literally from khorasan (kurdistan)

Shit i just realized they sound similar