TWO free shags in one week, one paid, own place/car, hinge (MAD LOGISTICS UPDATE!)

[Whoremaxxking]

Sup brahs so I haven’t posted in a while but to update my current situation.

Nothing happened with my apartment, and I’m now living on my own for 3 months also been driving my own car for 3 months Volkswagen polo brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright.


Anyway went to Marrakech in Morocco recently and only just got back to work after 2 weeks off the railroad.

First free shag, met her in Morocco at the all inclusive resort/hotel I was staying at and we hanged out for two days with her mate, I wanted to smash the lightskin bird originally but got cucked by some Tyrone BBC with dreads so just banged the HTC white girl.

The shag was chit in all honesty we spooned for abit then I banged her rawdog for 5 mins, wouldn’t even suck me off and didn’t coom but oh well:

Girl I banged in Morocco and logistics:

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Her mate:

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Anyway once I got back to the UK went on a date with this bird from hinge, it went quite well but she had work in morning and lived kinda far so couldn’t smash but we was holding hands. I got a mega horny urge after she left and banged a Brazilian escorts which was 120 quid OWO and CIM.

Hinge date:

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Brazilian escort:

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Now the 2nd free shag my god this was something else lads, so matched her on hinge ages ago and only talked briefly. Recently started talking again and she messaged me asking my dink size lmao srs.

Anyway drove 25-30 mins to see her, went for food and drinks (I had non-alcoholic cider no drink and drive for me) then then drove back to mine. Had to go on the motorway it was easy but nearly crashed on the way back due to lane closure logistics but apart from that was safe and competent.

Get straight on my bed and fukked her raw like 4 times , coomed twice the head was insane and she couldn’t keep her hands off me lmao. Wouldn’t stop sucking me off and rimming my Angus fooking hell. Nutted on her face mouth, wanted me to finish inside but couldn’t, even wanted me to stick it in her ass but I had no live and it was effort sticking it in. Recorded a few vids of us smashing srs.

Kicked her out at 9am next day as I had to be somewhere at 10, couldn’t be asked driving her back home so just booked her a taxi only 20 quid lol.

She wants to see me again next week srs.


Pics of her and logistics:

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Also pic of my mogger VW polo 1.2 litre with a whopping 59 BHP! cost me £4k/$5k and is 12 years old with 80k miles but runs sweet and looks fresh:

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Pic of new hinge profile with some fresh Morocco pics got mad free birds on the go rn brahs:

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[Copeful]

mirin
every incel here could ascend if they had standards as low as yours

 

[Whoremaxxking]

Met her again last night, made her get the train so picked her up at the station, 5 min drive to my apartment. Dropped her off at work this morning 30 min drive on the motorway was blasting out tunes gapping the HGV and LGV crew mogging in my VW polo and was a safe and competent driver.

Smashed a few times and ordered a pizza, rawdogged and creampied this time but she can’t have kids so I’m good. Thing is though I could only coom once despite not fapping for a week lol

Mostly just chatted and spooned and wants to see me again next week.

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[try2beme]

Sup brahs so I haven’t posted in a while but to update my current situation.

Nothing happened with my apartment, and I’m now living on my own for 3 months also been driving my own car for 3 months Volkswagen polo brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright.


Anyway went to Marrakech in Morocco recently and only just got back to work after 2 weeks off the railroad.

First free shag, met her in Morocco at the all inclusive resort/hotel I was staying at and we hanged out for two days with her mate, I wanted to smash the lightskin bird originally but got cucked by some Tyrone BBC with dreads so just banged the HTC white girl.

The shag was chit in all honesty we spooned for abit then I banged her rawdog for 5 mins, wouldn’t even suck me off and didn’t coom but oh well:

Girl I banged in Morocco and logistics:

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Her mate:

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Anyway once I got back to the UK went on a date with this bird from hinge, it went quite well but she had work in morning and lived kinda far so couldn’t smash but we was holding hands. I got a mega horny urge after she left and banged a Brazilian escorts which was 120 quid OWO and CIM.

Hinge date:

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Brazilian escort:

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Now the 2nd free shag my god this was something else lads, so matched her on hinge ages ago and only talked briefly. Recently started talking again and she messaged me asking my dink size lmao srs.

Anyway drove 25-30 mins to see her, went for food and drinks (I had non-alcoholic cider no drink and drive for me) then then drove back to mine. Had to go on the motorway it was easy but nearly crashed on the way back due to lane closure logistics but apart from that was safe and competent.

Get straight on my bed and fukked her raw like 4 times , coomed twice the head was insane and she couldn’t keep her hands off me lmao. Wouldn’t stop sucking me off and rimming my Angus fooking hell. Nutted on her face mouth, wanted me to finish inside but couldn’t, even wanted me to stick it in her ass but I had no live and it was effort sticking it in. Recorded a few vids of us smashing srs.

Kicked her out at 9am next day as I had to be somewhere at 10, couldn’t be asked driving her back home so just booked her a taxi only 20 quid lol.

She wants to see me again next week srs.


Pics of her and logistics:

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Also pic of my mogger VW polo 1.2 litre with a whopping 59 BHP! cost me £4k/$5k and is 12 years old with 80k miles but runs sweet and looks fresh:

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Pic of new hinge profile with some fresh Morocco pics got mad free birds on the go rn brahs:

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U must be so ugly deadass

 

[try2beme]

If those are the girls u even speak to ur like LTN

 

[Whoremaxxking]

If those are the girls u even speak to ur like LTN

I match/speak to much better looking HTB birds on dating apps but they always end up flaking or leaving me on read due to mad competition and logistics.

 

[try2beme]

I match/speak to much better looking HTB birds on dating apps but they always end up flaking or leaving me on read due to mad competition and logistics.

Just happens to be the htbs with poor logisitics right

 

[Whoremaxxking]

Just happens to be the htbs with poor logisitics right

Logistics are everything when it comes to getting laid srs.

 

[Copeful]

Met her again last night, made her get the train so picked her up at the station, 5 min drive to my apartment. Dropped her off at work this morning 30 min drive on the motorway was blasting out tunes gapping the HGV and LGV crew mogging in my VW polo and was a safe and competent driver.

Smashed a few times and ordered a pizza, rawdogged and creampied this time but she can’t have kids so I’m good. Thing is though I could only coom once despite not fapping for a week lol

Mostly just chatted and spooned and wants to see me again next week.

Pics:

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your the next londonvillie

 

[WeiWei]

Met her again last night, made her get the train so picked her up at the station, 5 min drive to my apartment. Dropped her off at work this morning 30 min drive on the motorway was blasting out tunes gapping the HGV and LGV crew mogging in my VW polo and was a safe and competent driver.

Smashed a few times and ordered a pizza, rawdogged and creampied this time but she can’t have kids so I’m good. Thing is though I could only coom once despite not fapping for a week lol

Mostly just chatted and spooned and wants to see me again next week.

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HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM VOLCEL

 

[Whoremaxxking]

your the next londonvillie

Aware me on londonvillie

 

[Whoremaxxking]

HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM VOLCEL

Low inhibition theory strikes again

 

[atlantean]

caging @WishIwasChico

 

[gigell]

Name checks out

 

[WishIwasChico]

Bahhahahaha wtf are you doing nigga you look good wtf are you doing banging that utter landwhale you stupid fucking sperg

 

[WishIwasChico]

Nah this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen @atlantean

 

[WishIwasChico]

‘uk is easy mode’ meanwhile this:

Can only fuck this:

And got rejected by this:

 

[WishIwasChico]

wya @atlantean jfl this shit is so funny

 

[WishIwasChico]

@lebronjames23 @TechnoBoss look at this shit. Water tho UK is nightmare difficulty

 

[atlantean]

‘uk is easy mode’ meanwhile this:

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Can only fuck this:

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And got rejected by this:

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hahahahah definition of uk beast what in the fuck is that, id fucking rope if i even got approached by that beast let alone stick my dick in it

 

[WishIwasChico]

hahahahah definition of uk beast what in the fuck is that, id fucking rope if i even got approached by that beast let alone stick my dick in it

But the guy isn’t even bad looking actually insane tbh

 

[WishIwasChico]

hahahahah definition of uk beast what in the fuck is that, id fucking rope if i even got approached by that beast let alone stick my dick in it

Also niggas here cry UK isn’t hard yet he was slaying way better pussy in Morocco than UK.

This place is a hypergamous shithole

 

[atlantean]

Also niggas here cry UK isn’t hard yet he was slaying way better pussy in Morocco than UK.

This place is a hypergamous shithole

jbw theory is the realest it gets in ethnic shitholes, can slay stacies just for being white and tall even if ur ltn there probably

 

[lebronjames23]

@lebronjames23 @TechnoBoss look at this shit. Water tho UK is nightmare difficulty

Fuck that’s brutal. Even when I was Incel I wouldn’t even look at these landwhales would rather jerk off jesus fuck

 

[depressionmaxxing]

Fucking shoot me if i ever end up fucking fat bitches

 

[Whoremaxxking]

Also niggas here cry UK isn’t hard yet he was slaying way better pussy in Morocco than UK.

This place is a hypergamous shithole

To slay slim HTB+ birds in the UK unless you either have to be some massive chad, be in some sort of social circle, be a extremely low inhibition drug dealer or have the typical Love Island pheno.

I have friends who are better looking/taller with more rizz than me and even they don’t slay good looking girls majority of the time.

But yeah it’s a hard life boyos.

 

[WishIwasChico]

To slay slim HTB+ birds in the UK unless you either have to be some massive chad, be in some sort of social circle, be a extremely low inhibition drug dealer or have the typical Love Island pheno.

I have friends who are better looking/taller with more rizz than me and even they don’t slay good looking girls majority of the time.

But yeah it’s a hard life boyos.

Ye bro fr fuck this shit island tbh. You look good tho tbf I’m surprised you don’t do well you have tattoos and exotic halo and ‘bad boy’ vibes a bit

 

[WishIwasChico]

Dropped her off at work this morning 30 min drive on the motorway was blasting out tunes gapping the HGV and LGV crew mogging in my VW polo and was a safe and competent driver.

@atlantean jfl

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Sup brahs so I haven’t posted in a while but to update my current situation.

Nothing happened with my apartment, and I’m now living on my own for 3 months also been driving my own car for 3 months Volkswagen polo brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright.


Anyway went to Marrakech in Morocco recently and only just got back to work after 2 weeks off the railroad.

First free shag, met her in Morocco at the all inclusive resort/hotel I was staying at and we hanged out for two days with her mate, I wanted to smash the lightskin bird originally but got cucked by some Tyrone BBC with dreads so just banged the HTC white girl.

The shag was chit in all honesty we spooned for abit then I banged her rawdog for 5 mins, wouldn’t even suck me off and didn’t coom but oh well:

Girl I banged in Morocco and logistics:

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Her mate:

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Anyway once I got back to the UK went on a date with this bird from hinge, it went quite well but she had work in morning and lived kinda far so couldn’t smash but we was holding hands. I got a mega horny urge after she left and banged a Brazilian escorts which was 120 quid OWO and CIM.

Hinge date:

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Brazilian escort:

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Now the 2nd free shag my god this was something else lads, so matched her on hinge ages ago and only talked briefly. Recently started talking again and she messaged me asking my dink size lmao srs.

Anyway drove 25-30 mins to see her, went for food and drinks (I had non-alcoholic cider no drink and drive for me) then then drove back to mine. Had to go on the motorway it was easy but nearly crashed on the way back due to lane closure logistics but apart from that was safe and competent.

Get straight on my bed and fukked her raw like 4 times , coomed twice the head was insane and she couldn’t keep her hands off me lmao. Wouldn’t stop sucking me off and rimming my Angus fooking hell. Nutted on her face mouth, wanted me to finish inside but couldn’t, even wanted me to stick it in her ass but I had no live and it was effort sticking it in. Recorded a few vids of us smashing srs.

Kicked her out at 9am next day as I had to be somewhere at 10, couldn’t be asked driving her back home so just booked her a taxi only 20 quid lol.

She wants to see me again next week srs.


Pics of her and logistics:

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Also pic of my mogger VW polo 1.2 litre with a whopping 59 BHP! cost me £4k/$5k and is 12 years old with 80k miles but runs sweet and looks fresh:

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Pic of new hinge profile with some fresh Morocco pics got mad free birds on the go rn brahs:

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[ShowerMaxxing]

But the guy isn’t even bad looking actually insane tbh

He’s not good looking either. This is the fat of avg joe especially if ethnic

 

[Deusmaximus]

He is a random joe. These landwhales have all of these normies lined up for hook ups.
The rule for slaying is easy: Your looks level -2 is the level you can slay. Since he is a 5-6, he can get 3-4s.

 

[WishIwasChico]

He’s not good looking either. This is the fat of avg joe especially if ethnic

I wouldn’t say he’s ugly tho and he can slay better than landwhales

 

[WishIwasChico]

Your looks level -2 is the level you can slay.

Not true

 

[Copeful]

He is a random joe. These landwhales have all of these normies lined up for hook ups.
The rule for slaying is easy: Your looks level -2 is the level you can slay. Since he is a 5-6, he can get 3-4s.

those arent 3-4
3-4 is like a below avg face with decent body
those landwhale are sub3

 

[Deusmaximus]

I wouldn’t say he’s ugly tho and he can slay better than landwhales

Not being ugly = average joe. What do you think how many options these landwhales have? 80% of men have zero expectations for a girls looks. They take whatever has a pussy and 2 legs.

To get attractive girls you need to stand out from all of the guys competing for the same girl = outstanding looks.

 

[WishIwasChico]

Not being ugly = average joe. What do you think how many options these landwhales have? 80% of men have zero expectations for a girls looks. They take whatever has a pussy and 2 legs.

Cope

 

[N1666]

You look NT and like a typical brit normie, how did you find this place?

 

[Deusmaximus]

I wouldn’t say he’s ugly tho and he can slay better than landwhales

Receding hair, rounded chin, bug eyes, small neck, high bf, big nose, small lips.

 

[WishIwasChico]

Receding hair, rounded chin, bug eyes, small neck, high bf, big nose.

Mogs me still and I slay htbs easy

 

[try2beme]

Just happens to be the htbs with poor logisitics right

@AustinCutler

 

[AustinCutler]

@AustinCutler

lmao whats this thread about

 

[AustinCutler]

Just happens to be the htbs with poor logisitics right

htbs logistic is terrible they always go for LTN's and dont want chads like @Whoremaxxking

 

[Whoremaxxking]

htbs logistic is terrible they always go for LTN's and dont want chads like @Whoremaxxking

My point is I match with some HTB’s on hinge so meet there minimum threshold, but because of the insane competition on these dating apps with chadlite+ blokes I get ghosted/flaked on etc.

This is why I gotta resort to banging fat birds, basic hypergamy logistics.

It’s legit impossible to get a date with a HTB+ in the UK if you’re not a 6’3+ Chad/Tyrone/Abdulla or have the Love Island pheno or have bad logistics and social circle for meeting free sloots.

 

[nigtard]

My point is I match with some HTB’s on hinge so meet there minimum threshold, but because of the insane competition on these dating apps with chadlite+ blokes I get ghosted/flaked on etc.

This is why I gotta resort to banging fat birds, basic hypergamy logistics.

It’s legit impossible to get a date with a HTB+ in the UK if you’re not a 6’3+ Chad/Tyrone/Abdulla or have the Love Island pheno or have bad logistics and social circle for meeting free sloots.

Yeah you're spot on the good looking ones all got footballers in their insta dms as well and mostly use hinge for an ego boost.You'd have a better chance trying to slay on a night out in a city like Manchester,Liverpool or Brum than Hinge if you are trying to get with a decent looking girl.

 

[SecularIslamist]

This is disgraceful man. This is not a brag. Is it supposed to be? It's the total opposite. It's self-degredation. I would rot at the bottom of a well for a whole week then go through what you went.

You're decent looking. Are you non-NT/ autistic? Holy shit Id just remain incel if I were you.

 

[Whoremaxxking]

This is disgraceful man. This is not a brag. Is it supposed to be? It's the total opposite. It's self-degredation. I would rot at the bottom of a well for a whole week then go through what you went.

You're decent looking. Are you non-NT/ autistic? Holy shit Id just remain incel if I were you.

I act NT IRL and socialise regularly etc but non-NT in the head tbh.

Also I’m 5’8 so being a manlet puts me at a disadvantage even though I height mog 90% of girls day to day.

It is brutal on nights out though when 5’5 bitches wear heels and height mog me fml.

You look NT and like a typical brit normie, how did you find this place?

I was actually on PSL like 7-8 years ago but barely had any friends back then and my slay count was only one (srs)

I stopped posting for years now I have much more active social life with a decent friend group, travel regularly etc my body count is 70+ (although that also includes Brazilian escorts)

I only come here occasionally now to post my sex/hook up stories.

 

[SecularIslamist]

I act NT IRL and socialise regularly etc but non-NT in the head tbh.

Also I’m 5’8 so being a manlet puts me at a disadvantage even though I height mog 90% of girls day to day.

It is brutal on nights out though when 5’5 bitches wear heels and height mog me fml.

I'm 5'7.5 there is no way you mog 90% of women. More like 70%. Are you wearing lifts?

 

[Whoremaxxking]

I'm 5'7.5 there is no way you mog 90% of women. More like 70%. Are you wearing lifts?

Average female height in the UK is 5’3 but that also includes oldcels tbf. Then again it’s not uncommon to encounter zoomer girls IRL who are 5’9-5’10 these days I suppose.

No lifts just wear Nike Air Force 1’s which boost me an inch or so, or Chelsea boots if dressing super smart to heightmaxx.