Two man with clavicular (HE WAS INCEL)

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was gonna write this when i got home but it was 6am so i had to ldar.



Me and @Clavicular went on a two man last night and it was so cagefuel, We made the bitches stay up till 1:30 to wait for us to get off work

We sped over to their house to pick them up and we brought them back to clavs house, On the ride there we kept saying molecule and the whores we’re like WTF why do u keep saying that:lul::lul:



When we got there we jestered for a little bit then we took turns distractionmaxxing for each other to lucky dip slidenafil, bc we were both Ethanolmaxxed and i was on bac.

my girl was receptive and we were laying in bed together while clav was trying to talk to his girl and escalate but she was not a moleculing him like WTF.


She was phonemaxxing the whole time saying she wanted to “go on a walk” or “ go look at the stars” while it was 30° and 3am like JFL:lul:.


While she was phonemaxxing we were peeking at who she was snapping and she was snapping the most ballsack subhuman twink manlets imaginable, She sent a pic of clav flexing and the guy was malding he was like “Muh who is this buff guy why are u with him is he on steroids” .

She was saying that this guys muh tall and hot and i said what’s the number of his height bitch said 5’10 And i started laughing so hard i told the bitch to stand next to clav and he height mogged her by almost 2 feet, She was 4’11:lul:, mine was a gymmaxed blonde high mtb

Clavs girl then proceeds to nigbomb him out of no where and i was caging so fucking hard.


She also picked up on our slang and started saying “Molecule!” it was actually finished:lul::lul::lul:.


After some jestering i began making out with my girl then she started to give me head. me and clav were legit laughing the whole time while this bitch was giving me head, Clav went to sleep and his girl was STILL FUCKING PHONEMAXXING in a separate bed legit nonstop looking over at me getting dome:lul:.

I was bac and ethanol maxxed (in garry’s mod roleplay) so i lasted TWO HOURS. I think im deathgrip maxxed cuz wtf, it got to the point where i told her to ldar for a second so i could jerkmax to get close and let her do the last 10%.

good ole nathaniel paid this goblin to ldar clav.

SHE THEN TEXTED ME 10 MINS AGO ASKING FOR HIS SNAP LIKE WHAT CUNT!

Just phonemax durring prime opportunity to get slayed then justaskformysnapthefollowingdayMaxx.
Bitch was testing out something new
 
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Thought this was gonna be a gay fan-fiction about him and his two boyfriends
 
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Rofl… i got mogged to death. I get totally not a molecule’d by my part of the 2 man then i look over and a looksmax user is getting blown by a hot jb

Fuck my life man im literally so incel:feelswhy:
 
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Hahahahahaha u Jew, you think we just all gonna forget about the fact @enchanted_elixir is planning to escape PRIson to kill the bird’s and @kaligula567 BOYOOOOO NOPE UR PLAN FAILED ‼️. I’m always on alert alright 🤙🤙🤙
@Kaari @cobicado901 @gookcelriceR @Methylphenidate @2025cel



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was gonna write this when i got home but it was 6am so i had to ldar.



Me and @Clavicular went on a two man last night and it was so cagefuel, We made the bitches stay up till 1:30 to wait for us to get off work

We sped over to their house to pick them up and we brought them back to clavs house, On the ride there we kept saying molecule and the whores we’re like WTF why do u keep saying that:lul::lul:



When we got there we jestered for a little bit then we took turns distractionmaxxing for each other to lucky dip slidenafil, bc we were both Ethanolmaxxed and i was on bac.

my girl was receptive and we were laying in bed together while clav was trying to talk to his girl and escalate but she was not a moleculing him like WTF.


She was phonemaxxing the whole time saying she wanted to “go on a walk” or “ go look at the stars” while it was 30° and 3am like JFL:lul:.


While she was phonemaxxing we were peeking at who she was snapping and she was snapping the most ballsack subhuman twink manlets imaginable, She sent a pic of clav flexing and the guy was malding he was like “Muh who is this buff guy why are u with him is he on steroids” .

She was saying that this guys muh tall and hot and i said what’s the number of his height bitch said 5’10 And i started laughing so hard i told the bitch to stand next to clav and he height mogged her by almost 2 feet, She was 4’11:lul:, mine was a gymmaxed blonde high mtb

Clavs girl then proceeds to nigbomb him out of no where and i was caging so fucking hard.


She also picked up on our slang and started saying “Molecule!” it was actually finished:lul::lul::lul:.


After some jestering i began making out with my girl then she started to give me head. me and clav were legit laughing the whole time while this bitch was giving me head, Clav went to sleep and his girl was STILL FUCKING PHONEMAXXING in a separate bed legit nonstop looking over at me getting dome:lul:.

I was bac and ethanol maxxed (in garry’s mod roleplay) so i lasted TWO HOURS. I think im deathgrip maxxed cuz wtf, it got to the point where i told her to ldar for a second so i could jerkmax to get close and let her do the last 10%.

good ole nathaniel paid this goblin to ldar clav.

SHE THEN TEXTED ME 10 MINS AGO ASKING FOR HIS SNAP LIKE WHAT CUNT!

Just phonemax durring prime opportunity to get slayed then justaskformysnapthefollowingdayMaxx.
Bitch was testing out something new
DNR sex haver ramblings
 
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Tales
 
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maxxing this molecule that JFL this

stop typing like this you fucking ape
 
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repped for the effort but stop suffixing -maxx every third word like a retarded tiktokcel. Ask Clav to proof-read before you post next time faggot.
 
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mirin.are you low inhib?
 
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i genuinely don’t understand why people use this cope, having sex and getting women is legit the purpose of looksmaksing
IK im just so mad, leanmaxxing is so hard :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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was gonna write this when i got home but it was 6am so i had to ldar.



Me and @Clavicular went on a two man last night and it was so cagefuel, We made the bitches stay up till 1:30 to wait for us to get off work

We sped over to their house to pick them up and we brought them back to clavs house, On the ride there we kept saying molecule and the whores we’re like WTF why do u keep saying that:lul::lul:



When we got there we jestered for a little bit then we took turns distractionmaxxing for each other to lucky dip slidenafil, bc we were both Ethanolmaxxed and i was on bac.

my girl was receptive and we were laying in bed together while clav was trying to talk to his girl and escalate but she was not a moleculing him like WTF.


She was phonemaxxing the whole time saying she wanted to “go on a walk” or “ go look at the stars” while it was 30° and 3am like JFL:lul:.


While she was phonemaxxing we were peeking at who she was snapping and she was snapping the most ballsack subhuman twink manlets imaginable, She sent a pic of clav flexing and the guy was malding he was like “Muh who is this buff guy why are u with him is he on steroids” .

She was saying that this guys muh tall and hot and i said what’s the number of his height bitch said 5’10 And i started laughing so hard i told the bitch to stand next to clav and he height mogged her by almost 2 feet, She was 4’11:lul:, mine was a gymmaxed blonde high mtb

Clavs girl then proceeds to nigbomb him out of no where and i was caging so fucking hard.


She also picked up on our slang and started saying “Molecule!” it was actually finished:lul::lul::lul:.


After some jestering i began making out with my girl then she started to give me head. me and clav were legit laughing the whole time while this bitch was giving me head, Clav went to sleep and his girl was STILL FUCKING PHONEMAXXING in a separate bed legit nonstop looking over at me getting dome:lul:.

I was bac and ethanol maxxed (in garry’s mod roleplay) so i lasted TWO HOURS. I think im deathgrip maxxed cuz wtf, it got to the point where i told her to ldar for a second so i could jerkmax to get close and let her do the last 10%.

good ole nathaniel paid this goblin to ldar clav.

SHE THEN TEXTED ME 10 MINS AGO ASKING FOR HIS SNAP LIKE WHAT CUNT!

Just phonemax durring prime opportunity to get slayed then justaskformysnapthefollowingdayMaxx.
Bitch was testing out something new
Dub
 
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Jew
 
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Dnr
 
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Tales
 
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What the hell is a nigbomb? Urban dictionary says it’s when a African American is dropped off a skyscraper onto an unsuspecting Jew :lul::lul:
 
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Two mans aren’t a good idea
 

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