Tyler Maher is officially a dad

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Thank fuck it's a daughter

I don't even want to image what kind of tall robust brute they would spawn

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At first I read this as "Tyler Maher is officially dead".

I'm ashamed to say my first reaction was elation.
 
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dont know why this is lifefuel :unsure:
 
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that baby looks like a fucking skullcel


its over for him, tayler jr. if you are reading this i predicted your looksmax.me membership
 
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Why are they hiding her lower third?

Will there be a big reveal
 
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Jfl how do u even decide that
Nose philtrum and FWHR. She looks EXACALLY how I’d expect mahers gf to look as a baby. Good news is she’s a female in the UK so she’ll grow up in 17 years time to be chad and Tyrone only :feelsgah::feelskek:
 
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doesn't matter. we're going to have a termonuclear war because your president is mysoginist
 
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Negroid nose?
 
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even if boy was born you would be senile oldcel already and it wouldn't affect you anyways
 
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Nose philtrum and FWHR. She looks EXACALLY how I’d expect mahers gf to look as a baby. Good news is she’s a female in the UK so she’ll grow up in 17 years time to be chad and Tyrone only :feelsgah::feelskek:
All babies have high fwhr and wide noses
 
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Lol nah, all babies have flat noses due to not having a developed nasal bridge yet.
My nose was less wide than that when born
 
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Brutal he cheated on @germanlooks
 
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maher is incel compared to delon an actual slayer in the meaning of the word
France GIF by Turner Classic Movies
 
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good, get him out of the dating scene:lul:
 
It's crazy cause even if he has a kid, I guarantee Tyler Maher would still slay more than 99% of this forum
 
Notice how she mentioned the weight

Women find this highly important despite the fact that I've read that some newborn weightmoggers didn't become tall robust frame moggers as expected and newborn body length is has a significantly stronger correlation to adult height than newborn weight "does" to height. Newborn body length is often measured incorrectly though

I read many posts on pregnancy forums and subreddits in which women bragged about their newborn's weight or were highly concerned of them not becoming 6'5" aesthetically giga forward grown moggers with the full package despite them being 5'1" femlets with shitty recessive genes and average facial bones and the considerably decent chance of the son inheriting her genes
 
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I wish it was a boy. I’m curious to see how he’d have developed but then again that’d mean staying on this site for another 20 years just lol
 
Doesn't even comment on his child announcement post jfl
 
his wife has a better jaw than 90% of men.
 
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The daughter is enough to mog you
 
Niggas rating the features of a newborn in this thread

State of looksmax
 

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