Types of Copemaxxers

[Jason Voorhees]

1. Environment coper- This dude swears his recessed jaw or manlet height is because of toxins in the water or microplastics in food shrinking his frame. Obsessed with detoxing and eating organic kale thinking it'll ascend him to Chadlite. Nigga no amount of kombucha is fixing your Norwood 3 at 22

Cope Level: 7/10 - At least he's trying to eat clean but it's all mental gymnastics.


2. Nationalist coper-Thinks waving a flag and muh heritage makes him alpha. Always copes by hiding behind the achievement of his country Post about Western and societial collapse while his own life is a bigger dumpster fire than an RPG. Believes his Aryan blood or whatver makes him superior

Cope Level: 9/10 - nNigga entire personality is a Reddit thread from 2016


3. Time Travel Coper-Believes he was born in the wrong era. Think he'd be a gigachad in the 1950s or medieval times because modern women are trash.Ignores that he would still be a low status serf with his current stats. Romanticize the past while rotting in his mom's basment

Cope Level: 8/10 - Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.


4. Guru Simp Coper-Blows his DoorDash tips on alpa mindset courses from a redpill grifter with a fake tan and a rentd Lambo. Thinks binging 7 hour become a sigma YouTube rants will mak Beckies swoon. Nigga Spend that cash on a gym or a razor not a conman's PayPal

Cope Level: 10/10 - He's funding a guru's midlife crisis while rotting in his gamer chair.

 

[160cmcurry]

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@ascension @Chadeep @2025cel

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@FaceandBBC @Looks over NT

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Duke Archer

 

[registerfasterusing]

This is all true but idk what it is abt the way u write, it sounds extremely similar to chatgpt. Not accusing u it js reads very similarly

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

Wow this was an amazing thread. I fucking hate people flexing they are from germany or some nordic country and sayin shi like "Hahah we fuck africans and ethnics long live agartha!!" When they are recessed as fuck and look chopped and do nothing but play video games. And this is coming from someone who is from a nordic country. Besides that. The environmental thing is semi cope but I don't think it should be a 7/10 should be lower

 

[Jason Voorhees]

This is all true but idk what it is abt the way u write, it sounds extremely similar to chatgpt. Not accusing u it js reads very similarly

Nigga. Every time I post. Athrrad longer than paragraph you call it chatgpt. You think chatgot will make the spelling mistakes and call someone the n word

 

[registerfasterusing]

Nigga. Every time I post. Athrrad longer than paragraph you call it chatgpt. You think chatgot will make the spelling mistakes and call someone the n word

Nah thats not why. Im not accusing u either, its is the cadences of speech.

For example: ‘Cope Level: 10/10 - He's funding a guru's midlife crisis while rotting in his gamer chair.’

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Nah thats not why. Im not accusing u either, its is the cadences of speech.

For example: ‘Cope Level: 10/10 - He's funding a guru's midlife crisis while rotting in his gamer chair.’

I always type like that but okay.

 

[registerfasterusing]

I always type like that but okay.

Nigga im not accusing u im js saying it sounds similar

 

[canthus]

Better to cope than accept reality if you're not going to act on it like most

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Nigga im not accusing u im js saying it sounds similar

I use chatgot sometimes to correct spellings tho. Like you can see how often o make spelling mistakes when i type normally.

 

[registerfasterusing]

I use chatgot sometimes to correct spellings tho. Like you can see how often o make spelling mistakes when i type normally.

Yeah theres nothing wrong with using it for spelling or formatting tbh

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Proud that I can't identify with any of them

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Nationalist coper-Thinks waving a flag and muh heritage makes him alpha. Always copes by hiding behind the achievement of his country Post about Western and societial collapse

 

[AuraMaxxing]

I am a time travel coper but eh life would be better in the past lol, can you imagine wing able to afford a house while working at Home Depot?

 

[messi1]

5.Men are better looking than woman
Beautiful man and woman are fucking,do you think they care who is better looking than who?
Cope level:1000/10
The same as Nationalist coper ,but bigger scale,hiding behind the achievement of his gender

 

[segmt]

Where is the raw meat coper?

 

[ascension]

Argued with one of these nationalist ones yesterday, couldn't respond to any of my logic or questions. He was some dumb ass coper hating on H1B Indians when he nor his family would ever be in the running for high-skilled tech jobs. Just a sour whitey upset that Indians come to his country and outearn him while he rots in his crusty armchair.

 

[superpsycho]

ive coped with 1 and 3

my mindset isn’t tribal enough to cope with 2

 

[Michelangelo]

Biggest copers are its all just genetic, nuthin i can do

 

[Michelangelo]

Can someone tag some nationalist copers

 

[Michelangelo]

ive coped with 1 and 3

my mindset isn’t tribal enough to cope with 2

How is blaming environment cope? Testosterone levels have plummeted in recent years and its factually true and already verified, but injecting surely is the only way you can looksmax?? Make it make sense

 

[enlightful]

1. Environment coper- This dude swears his recessed jaw or manlet height is because of toxins in the water or microplastics in food shrinking his frame. Obsessed with detoxing and eating organic kale thinking it'll ascend him to Chadlite. Nigga no amount of kombucha is fixing your Norwood 3 at 22

Cope Level: 7/10 - At least he's trying to eat clean but it's all mental gymnastics.


2. Nationalist coper-Thinks waving a flag and muh heritage makes him alpha. Always copes by hiding behind the achievement of his country Post about Western and societial collapse while his own life is a bigger dumpster fire than an RPG. Believes his Aryan blood or whatver makes him superior

Cope Level: 9/10 - nNigga entire personality is a Reddit thread from 2016


3. Time Travel Coper-Believes he was born in the wrong era. Think he'd be a gigachad in the 1950s or medieval times because modern women are trash.Ignores that he would still be a low status serf with his current stats. Romanticize the past while rotting in his mom's basment

Cope Level: 8/10 - Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.


4. Guru Simp Coper-Blows his DoorDash tips on alpa mindset courses from a redpill grifter with a fake tan and a rentd Lambo. Thinks binging 7 hour become a sigma YouTube rants will mak Beckies swoon. Nigga Spend that cash on a gym or a razor not a conman's PayPal

Cope Level: 10/10 - He's funding a guru's midlife crisis while rotting in his gamer chair.

5. Passport Copers- thinks going for poor women in impoverished nations is going to automatically turn his shit dating life into paradise. Any chick he gets out there is only in it for the money/security, and once he brings her to America she'll leave faster than a dog out the front door

Cope level: 7/10- girls out there are more feminine, but only due to their unideal circumstances

 

[kurd]

1. Environment coper- This dude swears his recessed jaw or manlet height is because of toxins in the water or microplastics in food shrinking his frame. Obsessed with detoxing and eating organic kale thinking it'll ascend him to Chadlite. Nigga no amount of kombucha is fixing your Norwood 3 at 22

Cope Level: 7/10 - At least he's trying to eat clean but it's all mental gymnastics.


2. Nationalist coper-Thinks waving a flag and muh heritage makes him alpha. Always copes by hiding behind the achievement of his country Post about Western and societial collapse while his own life is a bigger dumpster fire than an RPG. Believes his Aryan blood or whatver makes him superior

Cope Level: 9/10 - nNigga entire personality is a Reddit thread from 2016


3. Time Travel Coper-Believes he was born in the wrong era. Think he'd be a gigachad in the 1950s or medieval times because modern women are trash.Ignores that he would still be a low status serf with his current stats. Romanticize the past while rotting in his mom's basment

Cope Level: 8/10 - Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.


4. Guru Simp Coper-Blows his DoorDash tips on alpa mindset courses from a redpill grifter with a fake tan and a rentd Lambo. Thinks binging 7 hour become a sigma YouTube rants will mak Beckies swoon. Nigga Spend that cash on a gym or a razor not a conman's PayPal

Cope Level: 10/10 - He's funding a guru's midlife crisis while rotting in his gamer chair.

Cope Level: 10/10 - He's funding a guru's midlife crisis while rotting in his gamer chair.

 

[LTNUser]

I always type like that but okay.

What helped you get articulate?