Types of Fakecels

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Teenager
Haven't even tried or is even out of high school yet but somehow already knows he's a true KHHV incel. Tries to postmaxx and get a high rank here. Will most probably ascend in a few years.

Redpilled retards
Older men. They used to have a family then were "divorce raped" and here they are. Somehow they don't wanna hang out in MGTOW/redpill circles. They prefer this forum.

Standard-cels
They can get a girlfriend, but they don't want a girlfriend. They want a 10/10 Stacey that has to be humble, virgin and needs to have no male friends. Anything short of that is femcel to them. They think they're incels because they can't get one.

Delusional idiots
They could get a girlfriend but haven't because their beliefs are so distant from reality. "if I don't get 200 tinder matches daily its over", " if women don't approach me , its over", "if someone looked at me funny, its over".
 
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Old is a meme . U have to get gold so the algo doesn’t conspire against you
 
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Old is a meme . U have to get gold so the algo doesn’t conspire against you
1000053953
 
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Old is a meme . U have to get gold so the algo doesn’t conspire against you
Potent cope @russiancelreturns
Teenager
Haven't even tried or is even out of high school yet but somehow already knows he's a true KHHV incel. Tries to postmaxx and get a high rank here. Will most probably ascend in a few years.

Redpilled retards
Older men. They used to have a family then were "divorce raped" and here they are. Somehow they don't wanna hang out in MGTOW/redpill circles. They prefer this forum.

Standard-cels
They can get a girlfriend, but they don't want a girlfriend. They want a 10/10 Stacey that has to be humble, virgin and needs to have no male friends. Anything short of that is femcel to them. They think they're incels because they can't get one.

Delusional idiots
They could get a girlfriend but haven't because their beliefs are so distant from reality. "if I don't get 200 tinder matches daily its over", " if women don't approach me , its over", "if someone looked at me funny, its over".
There's only one type of fakecel aka 5 PSL, 6'2 and 20 inch bideltoid.
 
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Of course I want a virgin lol . Doesn’t need to be some Stacy just compact midface
 
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Potent cope @russiancelreturns

There's only one type of fakecel aka 5 PSL, 6'2 and 20 inch bideltoid.
How I did better in oslo than fuckinh Chennai ? It’s algo
 
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Teenager
Haven't even tried or is even out of high school yet but somehow already knows he's a true KHHV incel. Tries to postmaxx and get a high rank here. Will most probably ascend in a few years.

Redpilled retards
Older men. They used to have a family then were "divorce raped" and here they are. Somehow they don't wanna hang out in MGTOW/redpill circles. They prefer this forum.

Standard-cels
They can get a girlfriend, but they don't want a girlfriend. They want a 10/10 Stacey that has to be humble, virgin and needs to have no male friends. Anything short of that is femcel to them. They think they're incels because they can't get one.

Delusional idiots
They could get a girlfriend but haven't because their beliefs are so distant from reality. "if I don't get 200 tinder matches daily its over", " if women don't approach me , its over", "if someone looked at me funny, its over".
Dnr shudra
 
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Delusional idiots
They could get a girlfriend but haven't because their beliefs are so distant from reality. "if I don't get 200 tinder matches daily its over", " if women don't approach me , its over", "if someone looked at me funny, its over".
Meanwhile the average man: has a full on social circle and gf from age 12 without trying once and gets approached regularly.
 
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I am a kkhv virgin
 
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The teenager part is literally me.
Minus the last part
 
Meanwhile the average man: has a full on social circle and gf from age 12 without trying once and gets approached regularly.
Lol the average man doesnt get approached fym
 
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Standardcel is cope. Any subhuman can get matches online. I'm involuntarily celibate as long as sex with women is the standard. Most "women" in my region are trannies.
 
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Potent cope @russiancelreturns

There's only one type of fakecel aka 5 PSL, 6'2 and 20 inch bideltoid.
Muh gold
any HTN hits 99+ in one day without paying a cent
 
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Muh gold
any HTN hits 99+ in one day without paying a cent
Done that multiple times. Every legit HTN that I ran got +99 with ease (unless 144p pictures). All the self-proclaimed moggers that I ran got 17 likes from trannies, landwhales and bots.
 
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I never understood the fascination with having a virgin. I think dudes just don't want to have to be compared to other dicks before. Can only be the best if you were their only one. Yeah yeah I get the pair bonding meme but I don't really look for virginity. When you're in mid to late 20s you will be hard pressed to find any virgins. Either you settle with the first virgin you fuck during high school or you basically give up on the pipe dream of that happening and accept the fact people want to have sex and it doesn't mean much aside from that.

Aside from that most dudes here want to slay but yet they want their GF to be some "pure" virgin waifu.

The times I've had sex with virgins in my late teens kind of sucked. They had pussies as tight as a brick wall and it doesn't last long usually before they have to take a break. Obviously I don't want any fucking roastie pornstar OF type whores either. Fuck.
 
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Done that multiple times. Every legit HTN that I ran got +99 with ease (unless 144p pictures). All the self-proclaimed moggers that I ran got 17 likes from trannies, landwhales and bots.
results speak for themselves
sad how delusional many users here are
 
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nothing but virgin teen Tera Stacie bro i cant lower my standards
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remove my vip i’m sick of it

@Jason Voorhees
 
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Teenager
Haven't even tried or is even out of high school yet but somehow already knows he's a true KHHV incel. Tries to postmaxx and get a high rank here. Will most probably ascend in a few years.

Redpilled retards
Older men. They used to have a family then were "divorce raped" and here they are. Somehow they don't wanna hang out in MGTOW/redpill circles. They prefer this forum.

Standard-cels
They can get a girlfriend, but they don't want a girlfriend. They want a 10/10 Stacey that has to be humble, virgin and needs to have no male friends. Anything short of that is femcel to them. They think they're incels because they can't get one.

Delusional idiots
They could get a girlfriend but haven't because their beliefs are so distant from reality. "if I don't get 200 tinder matches daily its over", " if women don't approach me , its over", "if someone looked at me funny, its over".
Am I a standardcel?
 
Wdym? Mtns dont get cold approached

Maybe once in their lives sure
Chad here btw:

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I promise most people here have no idea how life is for the average young man. Of course it all goes to shit for most men after teens when they lose their jb appeal and become lifeless 0 appeal slaves to roast beef. For most though highschool is literally a movie.
 
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Chad here btw:

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I promise most people here have no idea how life is for the average young man. Of course it all goes to shit for most men after teens when they lose their jb appeal and become lifeless 0 appeal slaves to roast beef. For most though highschool is literally a movi
Still mtns dont get approached


Hows it a movie tho wdym
 
Still mtns dont get approached
Even ltn with sex appeal (lean face and good body) gets approached rarely. It happens.
Hows it a movie tho wdym
Peak dopamine levels and always dating a girl/talking to one at least. Always going out with friends and doing something. No anxiety at school since they know everyone there. Different universe.
 
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Even ltn with sex appeal (lean face and good body) gets approached rarely. It happens.
Nah i disagree tbh
Peak dopamine levels and always dating a girl/talking to one at least. Always going out with friends and doing something. No anxiety at school since they know everyone there. Different universe.
Thats not the average kid thats like top 20% of em thats usually the popular ones

But yeah for the popular hella nt mfs their life is a movie fs
 
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Hows it a movie tho wdym
MTNs get approached during teen/high-school era. Women have low standards when they are young and they gradually increase as women get older.
You can be skinny, short, goofy, etc. I had many MTN friends that had really cute girlfriends during that era.

MTNs only start struggling from college/university onwards. At that point it's completely over for LTNs obviously.
 
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Teenager
Haven't even tried or is even out of high school yet but somehow already knows he's a true KHHV incel. Tries to postmaxx and get a high rank here. Will most probably ascend in a few years.
Hope you're right bhai.
 
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Peak dopamine levels and always dating a girl/talking to one at least. Always going out with friends and doing something. No anxiety at school since they know everyone there. Different universe.
CHAD RAMBLINGS, THIS WAS LESS THAN 10% OF HIGHSCHOOLERS
 
Delusional idiots
They could get a girlfriend but haven't because their beliefs are so distant from reality. "if I don't get 200 tinder matches daily its over", " if women don't approach me , its over", "if someone looked at me funny, its over".

99% of org are in this category
 
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Standardcel is cope. Any subhuman can get matches online. I'm involuntarily celibate as long as sex with women is the standard. Most "women" in my region are trannies.
Are you from Thailand?
 
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I never understood the fascination with having a virgin. I think dudes just don't want to have to be compared to other dicks before.
Uh maybe like divorce rates, basic morality, risk of cheating, healthy relationship, etc? Lol the only people who don’t care if a foid is a virgin tend to be very reddit tier soycucks or hood rats.
 
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Teenager
Haven't even tried or is even out of high school yet but somehow already knows he's a true KHHV incel. Tries to postmaxx and get a high rank here. Will most probably ascend in a few years.

Redpilled retards
Older men. They used to have a family then were "divorce raped" and here they are. Somehow they don't wanna hang out in MGTOW/redpill circles. They prefer this forum.

Standard-cels
They can get a girlfriend, but they don't want a girlfriend. They want a 10/10 Stacey that has to be humble, virgin and needs to have no male friends. Anything short of that is femcel to them. They think they're incels because they can't get one.

Delusional idiots
They could get a girlfriend but haven't because their beliefs are so distant from reality. "if I don't get 200 tinder matches daily its over", " if women don't approach me , its over", "if someone looked at me funny, its over".
Brutal in a stsndardcel :feelswhy::feelswah:
 
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Worse. Atlanta, USA.
atlanta suburbs esp are a horrible area for OLD. I tried running forum chadlites and i did some chadfishes and none of them got over 50 likes. A guy that regularly gets rated chadlite and sometimes even chad only got 35
 
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Done that multiple times. Every legit HTN that I ran got +99 with ease (unless 144p pictures). All the self-proclaimed moggers that I ran got 17 likes from trannies, landwhales and bots.
Which area did you try? 99+ for htn seems really solid
 
atlanta suburbs esp are a horrible area for OLD. I tried running forum chadlites and i did some chadfishes and none of them got over 50 likes
Insanely ugly females too right? I literally live in an Atlanta suburb. There is no ascension for my location.
 
Insanely ugly females too right? I literally live in an Atlanta suburb. There is no ascension for my location.
MTB max. I myself got a little less than the chadlite did and i can do well in other locations fs
 
What about fatcels?
 
True incel is 25 and over with limited sexual romantic experience
 
True incel is 25 and over with limited sexual romantic experience
Or anyone who is subhuman in the face or has some other brutal failo that makes them unfuckable. There were some kids in my high school for whom i could tell it was over before it even began
 
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Insanely ugly females too right? I literally live in an Atlanta suburb. There is no ascension for my location.
Also idek why it's so brutal here? Most guys i see irl aren't that good looking. I have never seen a chad or even a solid lite irl
 
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