Jason Voorhees
Say cheese
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Lmao
More jeet types added by X users
Rapejeet: Runs the local WhatsApp "Massage & Spa" group, favorite hobby is "train rides with female compartment"
Gangrapejeet: Same as Rapejeet but brings 17 cousins for "group discount"
CEOjeet: Born in Delhi slum, now worth $100M laid off 3,000 white tech workers last quarter and Still pronounces "focus" as "poke-us.
Doctorjeet: "Your cholesterol is 450, no tension, just stop eating cheese and take these 17 tablets lifelong." Bill: $1,800. Cash only, no insurance, receipt written in Hindi.
Gasstationjeet: Sells single cigarettes for $1 each, calls them "loosies with love." The hot dogs on the roller have been there since Obama's first term
Pakistanijeet: Same as pajeet in Muslim flavour but for some reason thinks he is superior to his counterpart pajeet.
Replacementjeet: Fresh off the boat, $45k salary, works 90 hours a week, sleeps under his desk. American coworker who trained him works at Starbucks due to him
H1Bjeet: Came here on 2 rupees and referrals,works 80 hours a week and causes for mass unemployment
Techleadjeet: Became manager after 6 months, now micromanages white people who taught him everything
More jeet types added by X users
Rapejeet: Runs the local WhatsApp "Massage & Spa" group, favorite hobby is "train rides with female compartment"
Gangrapejeet: Same as Rapejeet but brings 17 cousins for "group discount"
CEOjeet: Born in Delhi slum, now worth $100M laid off 3,000 white tech workers last quarter and Still pronounces "focus" as "poke-us.
Doctorjeet: "Your cholesterol is 450, no tension, just stop eating cheese and take these 17 tablets lifelong." Bill: $1,800. Cash only, no insurance, receipt written in Hindi.
Gasstationjeet: Sells single cigarettes for $1 each, calls them "loosies with love." The hot dogs on the roller have been there since Obama's first term
Pakistanijeet: Same as pajeet in Muslim flavour but for some reason thinks he is superior to his counterpart pajeet.
Replacementjeet: Fresh off the boat, $45k salary, works 90 hours a week, sleeps under his desk. American coworker who trained him works at Starbucks due to him
H1Bjeet: Came here on 2 rupees and referrals,works 80 hours a week and causes for mass unemployment
Techleadjeet: Became manager after 6 months, now micromanages white people who taught him everything
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