BigJimsWornOutTires
Kraken
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First step: Get a fucking job or a source of income.
Second step: Get your own place! No roommate. No staying with brother or uncle. Bachelor USA, baby!
Third step: Make sure all your friends' girlfriends and sisters, know you have your own place. And it's best to let their mothers know too. Not just because you're the kind of guy that would fuck their gfs. But because those girls have friends too! Hello??
"I have to get the fuck out of that house! I hate everyone there." A girl tells her friend.
"Oh. Um. Well. My bf's friend has his own place." The friend replies. "And he's single. He posts on that hate forum, Lookmax. So he's easy, gurl! Fucking simp you could pussy whip with ease."
Ta-daaaaa!
Second step: Get your own place! No roommate. No staying with brother or uncle. Bachelor USA, baby!
Third step: Make sure all your friends' girlfriends and sisters, know you have your own place. And it's best to let their mothers know too. Not just because you're the kind of guy that would fuck their gfs. But because those girls have friends too! Hello??
"I have to get the fuck out of that house! I hate everyone there." A girl tells her friend.
"Oh. Um. Well. My bf's friend has his own place." The friend replies. "And he's single. He posts on that hate forum, Lookmax. So he's easy, gurl! Fucking simp you could pussy whip with ease."
Ta-daaaaa!