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BigJimsWornOutTires

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Perhaps, virgins. Ugh. Imagining what it would be like. Women that had big dick don't talk about it. Because it's really not that big of a deal to them. Guys see this as a "big" deal. But women don't. As long as you know how to fuck the shit out of her. Big or little. But if you don't know what you're doing, she's not coming.

PS: it hurts us, uncircumcised guys, just as much if not more when the vagina's too tight. Ugh.

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no ugh where is ugh

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Shit thread, shit avi, shit username, shit custom title
 
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Ugh. Boogers. What about my punctuation and grammar usage? Shit or based?

Looks like a robot, but not in a bad way.


It actually matches with your avi if that's what you want.


Username is still shit tier though
 
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Looks like a robot, but not in a bad way.


It actually matches with your avi if that's what you want.


Username is still shit tier though
Ugh. My user name's actually my nick-name. My real name. Big Jim's Worn Out Tire Sale This Weekend Only. Ugh.
 
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@BigJimsWornOutTires after writing the word “ugh” in his post for the millionth time
 
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Wanna see his facial reaction or if he roped afterwards
Yozzie mozzie! I was searching for that clip and stumbled upon this:


Ugh. I had to give up that pursuit. The results started getting weird and not suitable for my appropriate taste.
 
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This can't be real.
Yeah, it's real, there are even several movies with that guy, they bring him, the girls laugh and then they bring other guys to bang them.

 
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Poor vaginas that visit these forums. Most of them have only been penetrated with their whore mother's used-up vibrator. The only thing remotely resembles sex. And half of them want to be identified as boys or just lesbians. Yet if you're penetrating yourself with an object that takes the likeness of a cock, then you're a hypocritical twat.
 
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ugh. big Jim, Welshcel misses you
 
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ugh. big Jim, Welshcel misses you
What was the deal there? They blocked me from uploading appropriate material. Then they said it was a glitch they were working on. But others continued to upload materials. Ugh. So the glitch was only on my account? How convenient. I know how to admin these forums too. And you can manage individual accounts. Add/block options (image upload). Give mod/admin privilege. Restrict inputs. Even censor words. Ugh.
 
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What was the deal there? They blocked me from uploading appropriate material. Then they said it was a glitch they were working on. But others continued to upload materials. Ugh. So the glitch was only on my account? How convenient. I know how to admin these forums too. And you can manage individual accounts. Add/block options (image upload). Give mod/admin privilege. Restrict inputs. Even censor words. Ugh.
admin changed the ui after they attended a bootcamp
you can upload images again now and it’s easier to use gifs tbh but still slow at times
but yeah, if they don’t like a user they’ll ban them even under different alts
 
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What was the deal there? They blocked me from uploading appropriate material. Then they said it was a glitch they were working on. But others continued to upload materials. Ugh. So the glitch was only on my account? How convenient. I know how to admin these forums too. And you can manage individual accounts. Add/block options (image upload). Give mod/admin privilege. Restrict inputs. Even censor words. Ugh.
Ugh.
 
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admin changed the ui after they attended a bootcamp
you can upload images again now and it’s easier to use gifs tbh but still slow at times
but yeah, if they don’t like a user they’ll ban them even under different alts
Ugh. Well. There's that.
 
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Only microdicks deny dickpill
 
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Ugh. Then perhaps the vaginas I've been with were just showing off. Or didn't want my head to explode in gratification. Probably showing off though. This one I had met at Starbucks. She was a barista? Or something. A coffee pourer. One that pours coffee into a cup. Ugh. So after a few drinks at the bar, I talked her into going back to my place. But she had a bf her age. Both in their twenties. And I convinced her that I respected that loyalty. She was relieved and accepted the invitation.

Long story short, an hour later, I'm standing up fucking the shit out of her. And ugh! She struggled there. Kept jumping up every time I went in deep. Later on, she was telling me dick size doesn't matter and yadda yadda yadda and if it was okay if she could come back to my place after work the next night.

But I couldn't do that again. And told her, "You have a boyfriend. And I should respect that."

"But-but what just happened a little while ago?" She replied with perplexion as she tied her shoes.

"You gotta go. Get the fuck outta here." I assured her that this could never happen again.

"You fucking asshole!" She said as I led her to the door and pushed her out.

"Cya! Wouldn't want to be ya," I said and closed the door in her face and moments later, decided to turn on some Netflix and call it the night.
 
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Ugh. Then perhaps the vaginas I've been with were just showing off. Or didn't want my head to explode in gratification. Probably showing off though. This one I had met at Starbucks. She was a barista? Or something. A coffee pourer. One that pours coffee into a cup. Ugh. So after a few drinks at the bar, I talked her into going back to my place. But she had a bf her age. Both in their twenties. And I convinced her that I respected that loyalty. She was relieved and accepted the invitation.

Long story short, an hour later, I'm standing up fucking the shit out of her. And ugh! She struggled there. Kept jumping up every time I went in deep. Later on, she was telling me dick size doesn't matter and yadda yadda yadda and if it was okay if she could come back to my place after work the next night.

But I couldn't do that again. And told her, "You have a boyfriend. And I should respect that."

"But-but what just happened a little while ago?" She replied with perplexion as she tied her shoes.

"You gotta go. Get the fuck outta here." I assured her that this could never happen again.

"You fucking asshole!" She said as I led her to the door and pushed her out.

"Cya! Wouldn't want to be ya," I said and closed the door in her face and moments later, decided to turn on some Netflix and call it the night.
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