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A lot of ugly guys are searching how to get a gf on YouTube and they’re getting pickup videos recommended to them as a way to get girls.
This is literally the LAST thing you should do if you’re ugly.
Reason: If you have a 1 minute interaction with a stranger girl on the street, the ONLY thing she can judge you by is your appearance. That’s the last thing you want.
Look at this autism
^that will NEVER work if you’re ugly. In fact 90% of the reason that gif is cringey is because the guy’s ugly.
The solution: Build a social circle and get status. That’s the ONLY way.
For middle schoolers/high schoolers:
You need to play sports. 3 sports. Football, basketball, lacrosse (slayer sport), or baseball.
You need to be on all 3 of these teams ideally. All 3 seasons. You will make at least 30 decent connections in total from all 3 teams. Some of them are Chads and will get you invited to parties. Parties are more socially acceptable to approach, and more parties = more opportunities.
Also, you want to be a top player. You get mad respect even if you don’t say anything.
“I’m not athletic”
That’s why you’re a loser. GET athletic. Spend every day training speed, strength, coordination, or your sport specific skill. 2 hours a day of concentrated training will make you good enough in 3-6 months.
Every minute of athletic training will get you 100x more ROI than asking strangers “hey do you know where Starbucks is? I’m just kidding I thought you were cute. My names Retard nice to meet you.”
College Guys:
Join a frat, or if you’re a high schooler try to become a college athlete.
I don’t care what fucking pledge or hazing these douchebags make you do, you fucking do it. If they make you run around campus naked as a pledge, do it. You’ll be getting way more pussy in a week than that anime nerd who laughs at you as you run by him.
Not sure what kind of torture is going on here, but it’s worth it to ascend
Frat is easy status. Oh, and I’m talking about a social frat, not the curry frat dedicated to stemcelling. Jfl.
Post College:
Idk need some oldcels to offer advice here. My personal recommendation is to rope if you’re still a virgin post college. But if anyone has some wise advice feel free to share.
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Make sure to looksmax as well, as that’s still the most important thing, but this guide is for guys who can’t get plastic surgery yet.
This is literally the LAST thing you should do if you’re ugly.
Reason: If you have a 1 minute interaction with a stranger girl on the street, the ONLY thing she can judge you by is your appearance. That’s the last thing you want.
Look at this autism
^that will NEVER work if you’re ugly. In fact 90% of the reason that gif is cringey is because the guy’s ugly.
The solution: Build a social circle and get status. That’s the ONLY way.
For middle schoolers/high schoolers:
You need to play sports. 3 sports. Football, basketball, lacrosse (slayer sport), or baseball.
You need to be on all 3 of these teams ideally. All 3 seasons. You will make at least 30 decent connections in total from all 3 teams. Some of them are Chads and will get you invited to parties. Parties are more socially acceptable to approach, and more parties = more opportunities.
Also, you want to be a top player. You get mad respect even if you don’t say anything.
“I’m not athletic”
That’s why you’re a loser. GET athletic. Spend every day training speed, strength, coordination, or your sport specific skill. 2 hours a day of concentrated training will make you good enough in 3-6 months.
Every minute of athletic training will get you 100x more ROI than asking strangers “hey do you know where Starbucks is? I’m just kidding I thought you were cute. My names Retard nice to meet you.”
College Guys:
Join a frat, or if you’re a high schooler try to become a college athlete.
I don’t care what fucking pledge or hazing these douchebags make you do, you fucking do it. If they make you run around campus naked as a pledge, do it. You’ll be getting way more pussy in a week than that anime nerd who laughs at you as you run by him.
Not sure what kind of torture is going on here, but it’s worth it to ascend
Frat is easy status. Oh, and I’m talking about a social frat, not the curry frat dedicated to stemcelling. Jfl.
Post College:
Idk need some oldcels to offer advice here. My personal recommendation is to rope if you’re still a virgin post college. But if anyone has some wise advice feel free to share.
———
Make sure to looksmax as well, as that’s still the most important thing, but this guide is for guys who can’t get plastic surgery yet.
