Uglymaxing Guide: How to go from looking decent to being the ugliest guy in the room and be treated like shit

[enchanted_elixir]

 

[sexy]

"Self-improvement is masturbation. Self-destruction, on the other hand..."
— Fight Club

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

This should be in off-topic

 

[FaceandBBC]

"Look as short as possible."

 

[enchanted_elixir]

@NumbThePain, if you think this should be on offtopic, please move it there.

 

[Quncho]

Stay homeless for a few months and sell your house. You'll turn ugly without even paying for it.

 

[mathis]

"Self-improvement is masturbation. Self-destruction, on the other hand..."
— Fight Club

"The things you own end up owning you"

 

[ItsOverLawg]

cut your hair short, wear off clothes stop working out dont drink water dont sleep 7+ hours do NOT do skin care and here we are sub5

 

[ItsOverLawg]

cut your hair short, wear off clothes stop working out dont drink water dont sleep 7+ hours do NOT do skin care and here we are sub5

basically my routine from 2021 when i was like 15/16

 

[Deleted member 81734]

cut your hair short, wear off clothes stop working out dont drink water dont sleep 7+ hours do NOT do skin care and here we are sub5

short hair
off clothes
no gym
never sleep
I do skin care but just tretinoin sunscreen and duckfat/beef tallow
i drink water

 

[Darkeningstar]

It could be useful

 

[ItsOverLawg]

short hair
off clothes
no gym
never sleep
I do skin care but just tretinoin sunscreen and duckfat/beef tallow
i drink water

if u wanna ascend u gotta do the reverse of all the stuff u do tbh

 

[enchanted_elixir]

cut your hair short, wear off clothes stop working out dont drink water dont sleep 7+ hours do NOT do skin care and here we are sub5

Sounds like me besides the clothes.

 

[Alexanderr]

Why did this guy cut his hair? He looks worse.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Why did this guy cut his hair? He looks worse.

I don't know.
I recently got a botched haircut (barber didn't know what "cut half" meant, and cut like 3/4ths of my hair)

 

[Alexanderr]

I don't know.
I recently got a botched haircut (barber didn't know what "cut half" meant, and cut like 3/4ths of my hair)

Shit's fucked, I should've learned to cut my own hair during quarantine. Now I'm spending a fortune on each cut and while getting switched to a different barber each time that fucks my shit up

 

[saint]

Red pill cope

Just don’t shave, shower, or wear clean clothes after spending a night in a holding cell

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Shit's fucked, I should've learned to cut my own hair during quarantine. Now I'm spending a fortune on each cut and while getting switched to a different barber each time that fucks my shit up

I learned how to do my own hair but I got lazy and developed anxiety from cutting my own hair. It's hard to do your hair by yourself and its like chess really, if you make a blunder, you won't recover for a while.

I've been doing my own hair for a long time now but I can't consistently give myself a good haircut, they're all meh or in rare cases, bad.

I can do other people's hair though just fine.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Shit's fucked, I should've learned to cut my own hair during quarantine. Now I'm spending a fortune on each cut and while getting switched to a different barber each time that fucks my shit up

If you can do your own hair properly and consistently, you will be your best barber.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

. It's hard to do your hair by yourself and its like chess really, if you make a blunder, you won't recover for a while.

Niggas who watch death note be like

 

[piec]

he claims those cause hair loss what is this fucking idiot? its actually funny since theres been recent studies about sugar stimulating hair growth

 

[MisterMid]

Eat pizza and drink beer everyday.

Red pill cope

Just don’t shave, shower, or wear clean clothes after spending a night in a holding cell
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The real blackpill is that if Meeks was just a FEW pounds heavier he'd still be rotting in jail.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

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he claims those cause hair loss what is this fucking idiot? its actually funny since theres been recent studies about sugar stimulating hair growth

You should probably come to a conclusion based on a meta-analysis and a holistic understand of the situation, instead of just calling him an idiot.

Also, remember that insulin resistance actually prevents cells from functioning properly, so that can be why.

 

[piec]

You should probably come to a conclusion based on a meta-analysis and a holistic understand of the situation, instead of just calling him an idiot.

Also, remember that insulin resistance actually prevents cells from functioning properly, so that can be why.

there was a meta analysis or something 1 thing lower on hierarchy of evidence and the results are either mixed or show sugar supporting hair growth in china or korea of people consuming soft drinks

 

[enchanted_elixir]

there was a meta analysis or something 1 thing lower on hierarchy of evidence and the results are either mixed or show sugar supporting hair growth in china or korea of people consuming soft drinks

This could possibly be for people who don't have insulin/blood sugar issues.