Ultimate ascension guide!!

[laworg]

Yeah so like when you think about how the clouds just kinda float up there doing their thing without asking anyone for permission, it really makes you wonder if we’re all just overthinking everything, because one moment you’re sipping lukewarm tea wondering why the spoon always ends up in the sink even though you swore you left it on the counter, and the next thing you know a dog barks three houses down and somehow you’re reminded of a childhood friend you haven’t thought about in years, maybe it’s all just a loop of tangents, just noise stacking on noise, like how every time you try to focus there’s suddenly that one invisible itch on your back, unreachable like some metaphor you never quite get, and people say time is linear but it really feels more like pasta thrown at the wall, sticking in some places and sliding in others, all while your brain is trying to decide if it wants to replay an old conversation from 2017 or make up a fake argument you might have next Tuesday, and it’s wild how socks disappear in dryers but not from drawers until you’re already late, and then you wonder if crows ever forget stuff or if they just fake it like we do, nodding in meetings and pretending we understand the third layer of someone’s joke when really you’re just admiring the shape of a ceiling tile, not because it’s beautiful but because it’s there and unchanging while everything else won’t sit still, like thoughts at 3 a.m. or toast timing in toasters, and there’s probably a reason why the word “detour” feels like a threat even though it’s supposed to help, yet we follow signs like ants chasing sugar, not questioning the goal just moving until something sweet or strange stops us.