Ultimate Guide: How to get a big dick for a few bucks

[Germania]

Make her horny af, then tell her to measure your dick with the ruler below. She will tell ALL her friends about it, believe me!!!!! Your reputation will go sky high, thank me later.

 

[Germania]

@Dicklet.4.3

 

[FatJattMofo]

FUCKING LEGIT

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Deleted member 2745]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Germania]

Foids will believe this for sure!!

 

[Deleted member 206]

IQ was never meant to be this high

 

[DidntRead]

@dicklet4incher Gtfih

 

[NiBBaCel]

just take a fake ruler with you ngl .

 

[Bewusst]

Penisfrauding is a thing now. What has this forum come to...

 

[Eduardo DOV]

ultra extreme high iq

 

[Velvet]

It’s over

 

[Germania]

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It’s over

Everyone is following my guide

 

[chadpreetcel123]

and then she finds out its a fake ruler and makes fun of you

 

[Deleted member 1182]

and then she finds out its a fake ruler and makes fun of you

frauding unfortunately goes so fat, once your dick is in and she feels nothing, or she remembers other bigger dicks in her past its over

 

[Germania]

and then she finds out its a fake ruler and makes fun of you

They won't

 

[Deleted member 632]

dick length is pointless what you need is girth

just drink more water in order to see signficant increases in girth

 

[Germania]

frauding unfortunately goes so fat, once your dick is in and she feels nothing, or she remembers other bigger dicks in her past its over

How is your progress mate? Are you jelquing and extanding? A penis sleeve would be an option too

 

[Deleted member 1182]

How is your progress mate? Are you jelquing and extanding? A penis sleeve would be an option too

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i dont trust all that, im waiting to lose weight and then reask for surgery

 

[MajinBuu]

solution for all dickcels tbh

ngl
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lifefuel for @dicklet4incher tbh

jfl@you

 

[Deleted member 1182]

solution for all dickcels tbh

ngl
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lifefuel for @dicklet4incher tbh

jfl@you

frauding unfortunately goes so fat, once your dick is in and she feels nothing, or she remembers other bigger dicks in her past its over

frauding is good at first but it will only lead you to more humuliation later

you cant cheat genetics so easily

 

[Deleted member 756]

i dont trust all that, im waiting to lose weight and then reask for surgery

How tall are you?

 

[Deleted member 1182]

How tall are you?

5"8

 

[MajinBuu]

frauding is good at first but it will only lead you to more humuliation later

you cant cheat genetics so easily

if your dick fits tru the door, then you'll die a virgin

tbh
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jfl it's over 4 4inchlets

 

[Deleted member 1182]

if your dick fits tru the door, then you'll die a virgin

tbh
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jfl it's over 4 4inchlets

it is what it is man

but there is hope, i could make a girl fall in love with me for my wonderfull pure personality

tbh

 

[Germania]

i dont trust all that, im waiting to lose weight and then reask for surgery

Reask? What they said the first time? You tried jelquing and extending? It works for me

 

[Deleted member 1182]

Reask? What they said the first time? You tried jelquing and extending? It works for me

they counted my dick in the first time and said it was 5.5 inches but they did say including the inside which i assume its not visible without surgery

so they said im at normal length and must not continue with the surgery
im not retarded enough to miss 1,5 inches my dick is NOT 5.5 inch

 

[MajinBuu]

it is what it is man

but there is hope, i could make a girl fall in love with me for my wonderfull pure personality

tbh

lifefuel 4 personalitymaxxers

tbh

go slay tigER

ngl
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[Deleted member 1182]

lifefuel 4 personalitymaxxers

tbh

go slay tigER

ngl
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exactly am i right? dick size doesnt really matter its all about your behavior and your attitude

being a nice person > all

 

[CupOfCoffee]

GIRTH

 

[Barry]

no joke if someone can find a uk seller for this (or another fake ruler) I will legit buy it and take dick pics with it to send to girls