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Hello cuties, im Tadeo and here my guide of hair and haircuts, i hope this will help you to go from subhuman to ltn, my baby.
AESTHETIC BASICS OF HAIR
Some Facts:
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT:Before cutting, you have to diagnose. Use a well-lit, unfiltered front and side photo. From there:
Types of faces:
Types of skulls:
Before you start styling, you need to know what you've got in your head faggotie.
HAIRCUT - ACCORDING TO SYMMETRY & SKULL
Styling doubles the impact of the cut, my chad, this is very important, is law.
Basic principles:
Your scalp is skin. So:
If you are losing hair, my buddy:
Self-assessment:
HAIRSTYLE BASICS
Men's hairstyles aren't just a matter of fashion; they're an aesthetic tool. A good hairstyle:
1. SHORT CUTS (FADE, BUZZ, CREW CUT, CAESAR, CROPS)
Recommended hairstyles:
A. Textured forward with volume
Ideal if you have a crop or Caesar cut.
B. Clean up look
With a longer crew cut or buzz cut.
C. Short messy
Ideal for fine or curly hair.
TIP: Don't try to line up a short cut too much, buddy; The key is in texture and subtle direction, not in creating a perfect shape.
2. MEDIUM- LONG CUTS (TAPER, MEDIUM LAYERS, LONG FRENCH CROP....)
Recommended hairstyles:
A. Slicked back
B. Side layer with natural volume
C. Structured mess
D. Curtain fringe (parted bangs)
3. LONG HAIR (FROM THE JAW DOWN)
Recommended hairstyles:
A. Loose with movement
B. Half bun (half high ponytail)
C. Relaxed wet back
D. Messy Grunge
AVOID
AESTHETIC BASICS OF HAIR
Men's hair is not just a matter of aesthetics: it is a strategic tool for social projection. In terms of facial perception, hair acts as a “visual frame” that modifies the geometry of your face: it can soften harsh features, reinforce weak structures, or balance asymmetries. A good hairstyle can simulate a better jawline, shorten a very long face, or lengthen a very round face.
Yes my faggot, studies in psychology show that thick, clean, healthy hair is associated with health, favorable genetics, and virility. Therefore, hair is not an accessory, is a very very strong part of your visual language.Some Facts:
- Perception of symmetry: Well-styled hair balances facial asymmetries, making a wide jaw or prominent forehead look harmonious.
- Projection of health: Thick, shiny, well-groomed hair is subconsciously synonymous with good health, youth, and favorable genetics.
- Modulation of facial shape: Hair can visually lengthen a round face or soften sharp angles, creating an aesthetic effect that alters your natural “frame.”
- Summary: Mastering your hair is like controlling your first social filter, where your physical appearance speaks without you saying a word.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT:Before cutting, you have to diagnose. Use a well-lit, unfiltered front and side photo. From there:
Types of faces:
- Oval faces: balanced proportions, adaptable to almost all cuts.
- Square faces: pronounced jawline, best suited to clean, structured cuts.
- Round faces: wide cheeks, best styled with volume at the top.
- Long faces: avoid excessive volume at the top; ideal cuts with some weight on the sides.
- Triangular/inverted faces: wide jaw or broad forehead; the goal is to balance.
- Brachycephalic: wider than long, favors cuts with lateral definition.
- Mesocephalic: balanced proportions, very versatile.
- Dolichocephalic: longer than wide, ideal for lower styles or styles with little volume.
Before you start styling, you need to know what you've got in your head faggotie.
Texture: determines how your hair behaves
- Straight: Easy to style, but can fall flat. Needs products to add volume and texture.
- Wavy: Naturally voluminous, flexible for layered cuts.
- Curly: High volume, requires intense hydration and specific techniques to define curls.
- Afro: Maximum density, very thick texture, requires specialized cuts and care, my niggas.
Thickness: fine (less structure), medium (versatile), thick (voluminous, but difficult to tame).
Density: key to choosing whether you can wear if extreme layers or need cuts with coverage.
Growth direction: determines whether you can comb your hair back, to the side, or if you need to texturize it.
HAIRCUT - ACCORDING TO SYMMETRY & SKULL
This is where the visual magic happens, the moment you ascend.
The ideal haircut should:- Align your facial symmetry.
- Create the illusion of structural harmony.
- Project health, cleanliness, and masculinity.
- Buzzcut: brutat buddy. Only if you have good bone structure, not for incels. Ideal for men with incipient baldness like you.
- French crop or modern Caesar: hides receding hairlines, adds texture. Perfect for straight hair.
- Classic taper: timeless, perfect. Goes well with all face types.
- Low fade + texture: versatile. Visually lengthens and stylizes.
- Moderate pompadour: strategic volume for wide or round faces.
- Soft layered: the European holy grail. Soft, masculine cut, without exaggeration, perfect.
- Asian cuts (two block, middle part): flatter long or soft faces, for my ricecels.
Styling doubles the impact of the cut, my chad, this is very important, is law.
Basic principles:
- Direction matters: never force against your natural pattern, neverrrr.
- Strategic drying = 70% of the result. Use a warm air dryer and a round or flat brush to shape.
- Wax: control, natural result.
- Pomade: more shine, ideal for classic cuts.
- Clay: matte volume, perfect for textured hairstyles.
- Texturizing powder: + volume and structure for fine hair.
- Correct order: damp hair > pre-styler (if you use one) > directional drying > final product.
Your scalp is skin. So:
- Wash 2-3 times a week with sulfate-free shampoo. If you train daily, rinse with water only on some days.
- Always use conditioner after shampooing to seal the cuticles.
- Natural masks (once a week): egg + olive oil, or avocado + honey.
- Exfoliate your scalp with fine sea salt or salicylic acid every two weeks.
- Apply rosemary or castor oil to weak areas (and massage for 5 minutes of course)
- Very hot water, this is so bad.
- Alcohol-based gels, pls.
- Tight hairstyles
- Sleeping with wet hair, bro, dont do that
- Biotin (B7): hair cell growth.
- Zinc: regulates sebum and hormonal function.
- Omega-3: reduces inflammation.
- MSM: precursor of collagen and keratin.
- Saw Palmetto: anti-DHT, useful if there is a genetic predisposition to alopecia.
- Lean protein (chicken, eggs, legumes)
- Nuts (almonds, walnuts)
- Iron-rich vegetables (spinach, kale)
- Antioxidant fruits (blueberries, kiwi)
Hair enhances everything bro, everything.
- Eyebrows: clean, defined = balanced upper frame.
- Beard: can soften or harden features depending on length and shape.
- Worked neck/trapezius muscles: reinforce the jawline.
- Glasses: can emphasize symmetry or distort it. Choose based on the shape of your face.
If you are losing hair, my buddy:
- Use 5% minoxidil night and day. Apply it consistently.
- Add oral finasteride (consult your doctor first). It lowers the conversion of testosterone to DHT.
- Optional: hair micrografting on receding hairline if loss is advanced.
- Check stress, sleep, diet, chronic inflammation.
- Microneedling (0.5-1 mm dermaroller): stimulates collagen and circulation.
- Rosemary essential oil + dermaroller.
Self-assessment:
Does your current haircut flatter your facial proportions?
Do you understand your hair growth pattern?
Does your style look clean and structured or random?
Common mistakes:- Copying viral hairstyles, bro, without adapting them to your skull is a dead setence.
- Ignoring receding hairlines or uneven hair lines...nothing to say.
- Overdoing volume if you have a long face, tf bro.
- Asymmetrical styles without facial balance
- Very frequent haircuts with inexperienced barbers, ur such a dumb
HAIRSTYLE BASICS
Men's hairstyles aren't just a matter of fashion; they're an aesthetic tool. A good hairstyle:
- Visually shapes your face (more symmetrical, more masculine, or more proportionate).
- Compensates for weak features (a high forehead, a slack jaw, a receding hairline).
- Changes your perceived height (higher hairstyles make you look taller).
- Communicates an aura: clean and professional, rebellious, artistic, tough, intellectual, etc.
1. SHORT CUTS (FADE, BUZZ, CREW CUT, CAESAR, CROPS)
Recommended hairstyles:
A. Textured forward with volume
Ideal if you have a crop or Caesar cut.
Use matte wax or clay.
Comb your fingers forward, highlighting the texture with light spikes.
Leave your bangs uneven for a modern effect.
With a longer crew cut or buzz cut.
Apply volumizing powder or light clay.
Comb upward with your fingers, without setting completely.
Leave the sides flat and the top with some lift.
Ideal for fine or curly hair.
Rub a light wax between your fingers and work it through your hair in no particular direction.
It gives a casual, youthful, and natural look.
2. MEDIUM- LONG CUTS (TAPER, MEDIUM LAYERS, LONG FRENCH CROP....)
Recommended hairstyles:
A. Slicked back
Apply sea salt spray to damp hair and blow-dry with hot air.
Use matte wax or soft clay to comb back with your fingers, without packing.
Ideal for thick wavy or straight hair.
Part your hair to one side (not a straight line, but a natural one).
Use a medium-hold pomade or styling cream.
Work in volume with your fingers, not a comb, so that your hair falls softly.
This works great for those with a medium taper with some length on top.
Blow-dry your hair upside down to create volume.
Apply texturizing powder and style with your palm, marking areas with your fingers.
Leave a few loose strands falling over your forehead or to the side.
Apply a light wax or texturizing cream from the roots to the mid-lengths.
Part your bangs with your fingers and let them fall naturally on both sides of your face.
Use with medium-length straight or slightly wavy hair.
3. LONG HAIR (FROM THE JAW DOWN)
Recommended hairstyles:
A. Loose with movement
Wash and condition, let it dry to 70%.
Use serum or a light oil (argan or jojoba).
Comb with your fingers or a wide-toothed comb.
Leave your hair down with a center part or slightly off-center.
Comb the top strands back and tie it at the crown.
Leave the rest loose.
Give a strong, masculine vibe without hiding all your hair, high t.
Comb all your hair back while it's damp.
Apply styling cream or leave-in conditioner.
Don't set it with gel: aim for a damp, bouncy look.
Ideal for long wavy or curly hair, my curlyheadjames.
Spray sea salt spray on damp hair.
Flat hair with your fingers and dry without styling.
Gives a carefree yet attractive look if properly cared for.
AVOID
- Dry combing if you have thick or curly hair.
- Using shiny gel like in the 2000s, tf: it gives a plasticky effect that ruins your look, buddy.
- Excess product, you will kill your hai, my faggotr: less is more. Your hair should look supple, not petrified.
- Ignoring the natural direction of hair growth: use it to your advantage, buddy.
And well, that's it, little brothers. I hope that with this you go from subhuman to LTN.
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