Ultimate LOOKSMAXXING THREAD OF 2025 🚀

[syco]

Welcome to the ULTIMATE LOOKSMAXXING GUIDE OF 2025 – where you’ll learn how to unleash your full potential and dominate the looks game. Follow these elite tips and watch your life transform! (Or not).

1. DIY Chemical Peel with Kitchen Supplies​

Forget expensive dermatologists! Raid your pantry and whip up a face peel with vinegar, lemon juice, and baking soda. Apply generously and let it sit until it burns (that's how you know it's working). Sure, your face might look like raw meat for a few weeks, but beauty is pain, right?

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2. Overload on Tanning Pills​

Tanning beds are so 2010. Just pop five times the recommended dose of tanning pills for that bold orange glow. It's scientifically proven that people will mistake you for a Greek god (or a carrot, but who cares?).

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3. Extreme Jawline Hacks​

Want a chiseled jawline? Chew on rocks. Yes, actual rocks. It's nature’s resistance training! If that doesn’t work, duct tape your chin upward while you sleep. Guaranteed jaw gains or your money back!

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4. DIY Beard Growth Serum​

Mix up your own beard serum with motor oil and minced garlic. Massage it into your face daily. Sure, it smells bad, but once the stubble kicks in, you’ll look like a lumberjack on steroids.

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5. Skip the Gym – Fake It​

Why waste hours lifting weights? Just buy clothes three sizes too small. Everyone will assume you’re jacked. Bonus: the tight fit shows off your curves… all of them.

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6. Bold Hair Moves​

Shave a lightning bolt into your head for maximum dominance. Top it off with a spray-on hairline in jet black. Pro-tip: use permanent marker for durability.

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7. Over-Pluck Your Eyebrows​

Thick brows are overrated. Channel your inner 90s supermodel and tweeze those bad boys into thin, barely-there arches. Bonus: it makes your forehead look bigger, which is an underrated alpha trait.

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8. Unique Style Choices​

Stand out by wearing neon Crocs with socks, paired with a leather trench coat. Top it off with a fedora for that mysterious "I might be a secret agent" vibe. No one will forget you.

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9. Homemade Cologne​

Expensive cologne is a scam. Just mix gasoline with cinnamon and apply liberally. People will turn their heads – mainly because they think something’s on fire.

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10. Smile Bright (and Blind)​

Whitening strips are for amateurs. Coat your teeth in white nail polish for that Hollywood shine. Pro-tip: use glow-in-the-dark paint for nighttime flexing.

11. DIY Botox – Elastic Bands Edition​

Why waste thousands on Botox when you can achieve the same results with a handful of elastic bands? Wrap them tightly around your face to "lift" your features. Pro-tip: sleep with them on for an overnight facelift! (Disclaimer: if you can't feel your face in the morning, it's totally normal.)

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12. Instant Height Boost​

Forget surgery or insoles. Just duct-tape loaf pans to the bottom of your shoes. Boom – you’re 4 inches taller. Sure, walking might be challenging, but it’s worth it when everyone’s looking up at you.

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13. Overload on Protein​

They say protein builds muscle, so why stop at food? Blend a protein powder smoothie with raw eggs, chicken skin, and mayonnaise for a real anabolic boost. Chug this concoction before every social outing to maximize your gains (and probably your bathroom visits).

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14. Permanent Lip Plumping​

Lip fillers are a thing of the past. Instead, rub chili oil on your lips for that bee-stung effect. Sure, it might sting, but your lips will be swollen for hours – maybe even days! That's value for money.

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15. Make Your Eyes POP​

Colored contacts? Overplayed. Just squirt a few drops of food coloring directly into your eyes for an instant color change. Nothing says "mysterious and exotic" like eyes the color of Gatorade.

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16. Go Full Alpha with Fake Scars​

Scars are the ultimate sign of dominance. Draw fake ones across your face with permanent marker. Bonus points if you tell everyone a different, increasingly absurd backstory (“Shark fight. Don’t ask.”).

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17. Thicker Hair? Easy.​

Rub peanut butter into your scalp and let it sit overnight. Not only will your hair be thicker, but you’ll also attract a unique crowd of admirers (and maybe a few squirrels).

---

18. Handmade Accessories​

Jewelry is expensive, but you can make your own! Fashion paperclips into nose rings, earrings, and even grills for a cutting-edge look. Rust just adds to the aesthetic.

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19. Get the Perfect Nose​

Nose jobs are a scam. Instead, pinch your nose hard with a clothespin for 20 minutes a day to reshape it. Sure, you’ll lose some feeling, but beauty > breathing.

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20. Become the “Fragrance Guy”​

Forget subtlety – bathe in Febreze for a fresh-out-the-laundry vibe. People love the smell of clean clothes, so why not BE the clean clothes?

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21. More Veins = More Gains​

Want that veiny, vascular look? Wrap your arms in cling film to trap heat and "dry out" your skin. Not only will you look shredded, but you'll also have the added bonus of sweating out all your doubts.

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22. Homemade Spray Tan​

Can’t afford a salon spray tan? Mix orange soda with cocoa powder and spray it on with a water gun. Sure, it might drip, but you’ll have that tropical glow everyone envies.

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23. Intimidate with a “Mean Mug”​

Practice a permanent scowl in the mirror. Bonus: cross your arms and grunt occasionally. This gives off a “dangerous bad boy” vibe that will keep people intrigued (or just scared).

---

24. Ultimate Cheekbone Hack​

To accentuate your cheekbones, smear butter or Vaseline over them. Under bright lights, your face will shine like a Renaissance painting. Warning: do not stand near open flames.

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25. Show Off “Exotic” Tattoos​

If you're too broke for a real tattoo, use a Sharpie to draw tribal designs on your face, neck, and hands. Nobody will ever suspect they’re fake if you carry yourself with confidence and a story about a "secret journey to the Amazon."

 

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[shaggybaggy696]

23. Intimidate with a “Mean Mug”​

Practice a permanent scowl in the mirror. Bonus: cross your arms and grunt occasionally. This gives off a “dangerous bad boy” vibe that will keep people intrigued (or just scared).

24. Ultimate Cheekbone Hack​

To accentuate your cheekbones, smear butter or Vaseline over them

 

[halloweed]

Welcome to the ULTIMATE LOOKSMAXXING GUIDE OF 2025 – where you’ll learn how to unleash your full potential and dominate the looks game. Follow these elite tips and watch your life transform! (Or not).

1. DIY Chemical Peel with Kitchen Supplies​

Forget expensive dermatologists! Raid your pantry and whip up a face peel with vinegar, lemon juice, and baking soda. Apply generously and let it sit until it burns (that's how you know it's working). Sure, your face might look like raw meat for a few weeks, but beauty is pain, right?

---

2. Overload on Tanning Pills​

Tanning beds are so 2010. Just pop five times the recommended dose of tanning pills for that bold orange glow. It's scientifically proven that people will mistake you for a Greek god (or a carrot, but who cares?).

---

3. Extreme Jawline Hacks​

Want a chiseled jawline? Chew on rocks. Yes, actual rocks. It's nature’s resistance training! If that doesn’t work, duct tape your chin upward while you sleep. Guaranteed jaw gains or your money back!

---

4. DIY Beard Growth Serum​

Mix up your own beard serum with motor oil and minced garlic. Massage it into your face daily. Sure, it smells bad, but once the stubble kicks in, you’ll look like a lumberjack on steroids.

---

5. Skip the Gym – Fake It​

Why waste hours lifting weights? Just buy clothes three sizes too small. Everyone will assume you’re jacked. Bonus: the tight fit shows off your curves… all of them.

---

6. Bold Hair Moves​

Shave a lightning bolt into your head for maximum dominance. Top it off with a spray-on hairline in jet black. Pro-tip: use permanent marker for durability.

---

7. Over-Pluck Your Eyebrows​

Thick brows are overrated. Channel your inner 90s supermodel and tweeze those bad boys into thin, barely-there arches. Bonus: it makes your forehead look bigger, which is an underrated alpha trait.

---

8. Unique Style Choices​

Stand out by wearing neon Crocs with socks, paired with a leather trench coat. Top it off with a fedora for that mysterious "I might be a secret agent" vibe. No one will forget you.

---

9. Homemade Cologne​

Expensive cologne is a scam. Just mix gasoline with cinnamon and apply liberally. People will turn their heads – mainly because they think something’s on fire.

---

10. Smile Bright (and Blind)​

Whitening strips are for amateurs. Coat your teeth in white nail polish for that Hollywood shine. Pro-tip: use glow-in-the-dark paint for nighttime flexing.

11. DIY Botox – Elastic Bands Edition​

Why waste thousands on Botox when you can achieve the same results with a handful of elastic bands? Wrap them tightly around your face to "lift" your features. Pro-tip: sleep with them on for an overnight facelift! (Disclaimer: if you can't feel your face in the morning, it's totally normal.)

---

12. Instant Height Boost​

Forget surgery or insoles. Just duct-tape loaf pans to the bottom of your shoes. Boom – you’re 4 inches taller. Sure, walking might be challenging, but it’s worth it when everyone’s looking up at you.

---

13. Overload on Protein​

They say protein builds muscle, so why stop at food? Blend a protein powder smoothie with raw eggs, chicken skin, and mayonnaise for a real anabolic boost. Chug this concoction before every social outing to maximize your gains (and probably your bathroom visits).

---

14. Permanent Lip Plumping​

Lip fillers are a thing of the past. Instead, rub chili oil on your lips for that bee-stung effect. Sure, it might sting, but your lips will be swollen for hours – maybe even days! That's value for money.

---

15. Make Your Eyes POP​

Colored contacts? Overplayed. Just squirt a few drops of food coloring directly into your eyes for an instant color change. Nothing says "mysterious and exotic" like eyes the color of Gatorade.

---

16. Go Full Alpha with Fake Scars​

Scars are the ultimate sign of dominance. Draw fake ones across your face with permanent marker. Bonus points if you tell everyone a different, increasingly absurd backstory (“Shark fight. Don’t ask.”).

---

17. Thicker Hair? Easy.​

Rub peanut butter into your scalp and let it sit overnight. Not only will your hair be thicker, but you’ll also attract a unique crowd of admirers (and maybe a few squirrels).

---

18. Handmade Accessories​

Jewelry is expensive, but you can make your own! Fashion paperclips into nose rings, earrings, and even grills for a cutting-edge look. Rust just adds to the aesthetic.

---

19. Get the Perfect Nose​

Nose jobs are a scam. Instead, pinch your nose hard with a clothespin for 20 minutes a day to reshape it. Sure, you’ll lose some feeling, but beauty > breathing.

---

20. Become the “Fragrance Guy”​

Forget subtlety – bathe in Febreze for a fresh-out-the-laundry vibe. People love the smell of clean clothes, so why not BE the clean clothes?

---

21. More Veins = More Gains​

Want that veiny, vascular look? Wrap your arms in cling film to trap heat and "dry out" your skin. Not only will you look shredded, but you'll also have the added bonus of sweating out all your doubts.

---

22. Homemade Spray Tan​

Can’t afford a salon spray tan? Mix orange soda with cocoa powder and spray it on with a water gun. Sure, it might drip, but you’ll have that tropical glow everyone envies.

---

23. Intimidate with a “Mean Mug”​

Practice a permanent scowl in the mirror. Bonus: cross your arms and grunt occasionally. This gives off a “dangerous bad boy” vibe that will keep people intrigued (or just scared).

---

24. Ultimate Cheekbone Hack​

To accentuate your cheekbones, smear butter or Vaseline over them. Under bright lights, your face will shine like a Renaissance painting. Warning: do not stand near open flames.

---

25. Show Off “Exotic” Tattoos​

If you're too broke for a real tattoo, use a Sharpie to draw tribal designs on your face, neck, and hands. Nobody will ever suspect they’re fake if you carry yourself with confidence and a story about a "secret journey to the Amazon."

state of looksmax section in 2025

 

[UnevenNeckshi]

unironically sounds like smth I'd see on tiktok

 

[BruhJv]

Nga sounds like those tiktok looksmaxxers

 

[org3cel.RR]

state of looksmax section in 2025

Clearly toll thread lol, funny to see greys agreeing with this tho