Gargamel
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THE NT PILL
Irrespective of your jaw size or zygos projection, being a sperg is a death sentence in all conceivable directions. Current society is hypersocialized, and there is no room for tolerance toward non-NT behavior.
Irrespective of your jaw size or zygos projection, being a sperg is a death sentence in all conceivable directions. Current society is hypersocialized, and there is no room for tolerance toward non-NT behavior.
Only full-blown retards and women can get away with their defects and still get support from the community. If you are a functional sperg, you will be seen as nothing but vermin. This is the NTpill. People will dehumanize and react with disgust to your infantile social skills, you will be treated as a shizo Peter Pan.
To avoid being humiliated, please follow this NTmaxing guide. After reading my work, you will be able to socialize under any circumstances.
BECOME HYPER NT IN 5 EASY STEPS
BECOME HYPER NT IN 5 EASY STEPS
1. Adopt A Dog
Option 1: Buy an NT breed like a Golden Retriever, and tell people you adopted the dog. Fabricate a sob story about the former abusive owner. Saintmaxx while lying through your teeth like the NT person you are. Sooner or later, your fictional story will turn into bed talk. Women will want to be your next abused victim that needs saving.
Option 2: Completely fabricate the fact of you owning a dog. Go to a shelter and volunteer to walk the cutest dog. Convince the staff you want to adopt the dog and ask them to take photos of you and the animal. Leave and never call back. Splatter the photos on your social feed and enjoy your DMs. Name the dog some chad name such as “Cujo” and increase your status by association. Occasionally step onto street dog poop and act completely unaware of the putrid smell. When your colleagues inform you that you smell like shit, blame the funny situation on Cujo. Laugh it off and expect to be invited to the lunch table
Option 3: Actually adopt a dog in need and be seen as a loner loser that can’t get a normal dog JFL. Sperg out together with your abused buddy and get fined by a female officer for shitting on the street.
2. Eat What’s in Season
Eating pumpkin pie in the Fall is the equivalent of owning an iPhone 14 Pro Max. People will naturally assume you are aware of the latest trend and appreciate your foodie SWAG
Always eat fresh and plant-based, the more colorful the dish the more NT you are. Having a slight eating disorder and a couple of food intolerances will add flavor to your personality and make you stand out.
Take photos of the dish with your screen-cracked Galaxy A5 and flood your social feed with seasonal produce. Plug in the occasional junk food and spam “Balance is Key” quotes.
Rinse off that dick cheese and prepare to get sucked off by a Tumblr Becky with bulimia.
3. Blame Your Flaws on Covid
Norwood 5? Blame it on scalp inflammation caused by Covid.
Nuked collagen? Blame it on skin inflammation caused by Covid.
Sperging out? Blame it on nerve degradation caused by Covid.
Indian? Tell people you are a bit more Med than usual due to the Covid Vax.
People will assume you are an outgoing and social person for getting a contagious virus. You will be seen as fashionable and trendy. The occasional cough will suggest to your classmates that you might just have a secret meme TikTok account.
Tell people you had Covid a month ago and the post-covid sides are just kick-in. This will give you enough time to integrate into a social circle and get the ball rolling.
4. Support Ukraine
Tell people you have volunteered as a soldier in Ukraine and that your deployment is due in a couple of months. Repeat blatant anti-Russian propaganda. Inform people that Putin has Chinese AIDS and is dying in a bunker. Whiteknight your way into prime activist pussy and enjoy your pre-deployment honeymoon.
When the time comes and people start questioning why you are not killing Russian boys just wait a bit and join the mandatory army service as WWIII erupts. Fag about with your brothers in arms as the world is brought to total nuclear annihilation one year from now .
5. Gaslight and Looksmax
Gaslight people at all times. Never tell the bitter truth as it is, always lie and deceive since this is the motto of every socialized normie. According to your philosophy, everything has a happy ending and everything will be alright.
“It’s just a mature hairline bro, you ain’t balding!”
“Height is just a number, what really counts can’t be measured!”
“Only burned victims and lepers are below a 5 bro, you are at least a 7!”
“Damn bro, you must be slaying. Women love dark men!”
Uplifting other people with false praises and blatant lies. Turn your compliments into looksmin advice and encourage your friends’ self-destruction. Never stop looksmaxing along the way and tell people you are just going through a second puberty. Congratz, you are now a true NT normie!
