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Often people will ask, "Why does the Pajeet do this?" or "Why did the Pajeet do that?" It is pretty much akin to asking why cows shit in streets, why monkeys steal food, or why vultures circle corpses. They just do — their primitive, scam-ridden, curry-stinking brains are hard-wired in a manner that is incompatible with civilized Human logic, thanks to centuries of inbreeding in castes and worshipping rats like retarded pagans.
God only knows what really goes on inside the Pajeet's rice-filled brain-pan, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the species:
1) "STENCHJEET": This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week aura that the Pajeet emits to repel others. This is basically why Pajeets smell like a rotten mix of curry, sweat, and unwashed armpits, slather on cheap attar oil that stinks worse, blast their Bollywood crap, talk in that annoying sing-song accent at max volume, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to clear space around them in crowds and dominate the olfactory assault in an attempt to get jobs, visas, or pussy through sheer persistence.
2) "SCAM-MUH!": Now that the Pajeet has your nostrils hostage, it will attempt to con you out of gift cards, demand free tech support reversals, fake IRS refunds, or even your bank details. The Pajeet, suffering from a massive inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually sneaky and greedy, and therefore blames all of its problems on colonialism — seeking endless remittances as compensation for imagined famines.
3) "BOB-AN-VAGENE": This is the primary driver of Pajeet behavior. Everything to a Pajeet revolves around creepy DMs — whether it’s sliding into white girls' inboxes, harassing coworkers, spamming dating apps, a brother on the "arranged marriage low", or a female member of its own species. Pajeets have an unusually desperate horniness because basically the species would have died out 10’s of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to beg for nudes from even the ugliest, most rejecting member of the opposite sex in response to Nature’s demand to flood the world with more call center drones.
4) "FAKE-GOLD": Crows and magpies are drawn to shiny trash, and so it is with the Pajeet. Just as a street rat hoards garbage, the Pajeet covers itself and its "flat" with the tackiest, fake-ass gold-plated junk. Pajeets in Mumbai are literally stepping over raw sewage and couldn't care less, yet they will haggle like hyenas in an attempt to cheat that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny bangle from a tourist. You could gold-plate a turd and somewhere a Pajeet would absolutely think it was a dowry treasure.
5) "DAT-BINDI": The bigger the forehead dot, the better — even to clown makeup proportions, at least according to the Pajeet. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Pajeets scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed caste portion of their disgusting slum cerebral cortex views their mates as potential sources of servants in the event of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat bindi sho’ looks fine" it may have an ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!
6) "BOILING MASALA": What the hell is it with Pajeets and spicy boiling oil? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their hovel, but think about it…. how often do you "just happen" to have boiling masala just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don’t be fooled — if you see a Pajeet frying spices, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its face scarred! As superstitious as these dotheads are, I think that they really believe that there’s an evil deva in the oil that they’re unleashing onto their victims. "I didn’t do nuffin’ – deys an evils deva in dey masala dat jus’ flew out and burned muh wife while we wuz argueing an’ sheet!"
7) "BIDI-AN-PAAN": The Pajeet’s mutated slum brain can make quite an internal racket, and the only way that the Pajeet can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Monkey off for awhile is to drown its ass in chai and subdue it with tobacco. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excruciating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., market) mental process that the Upright Dot feels quite at home with.
8) "MANGO LASSI": Pajeets absolutely go ape over any mango-flavored slop such as lassi or Aamras. This is hard wired into their slum brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Pajeet in the distant past was a lazy, useless beggar — finding ripe and rotting mangoes on the ground was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and lethargic to actually go farm something. Pajeets today survive on free remittances, Welfare, Aid Checks, and hand-outs from the West, but the Inner Slumdog still gets all excited when brightly colored mango drinks are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.
9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don’t they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple — have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Pajeet Sow is commonly a disgusting fat-assed disease ridden aunty which will indiscriminately nag anything. Even good-looking "Women of Curry" such as Priyanka Chopra have been enhanced by copious amounts of Western DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Pajeet roots than they’d care to admit — but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.
10) "PUBLIC HEAD-WOBBLE": Males of the Pajeet species will commonly make a great scene of wobbling their heads in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Pajeets are agreeable to be around, and that it is OK to respond to DMs. It is not! Girls, don’t fall for this trap, Pajeets are just Pajeets even if code them smart and send them to Silicon Valley for a job. The Inner Scammer still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be harassed, stalked, doxxed, scammed, acid-attacked, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Pajeet!
11) "BROKEN ENGLISH GREETINGS": Two Pajeets passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter broken English back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn’t. The Pajeet engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Slum Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don’t in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Pajeet #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Bhenchod — Namaste Ji, Paneer Tikka, Who Be You, Kindly Do The Needful?"
The second Pajeet, not wanting to admit that it doesn’t know what the first Pajeet is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Achha Ji, Masala Dosa, Sweet Home Mumbai, and a SideOrderO’Naan"
The first Pajeet, unable to understand a damn thing the second Pajeet said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways — each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Monkeys chattering around the same banyan tree to impress the females. Stupid Pajeets….
12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF ANCIENT GLORY": Even the skinniest, most beta, Lice-infested Pajeet with a tech support script thinks that it is Ashoka, Gandhi, and Sundar Pichai all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Pajeet adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth — that it is in reality the stupidest, smelliest, lowest form of life on earth.
13) "LARGE FLIP-FLOPS": The Pajeet shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Pajeet wears a size 10 chappal, an 11 year old Pajeet wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Pajeets do tend to have large feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available — whether they bargain it, or rob it from another Pajeet at bargaining point.
14) "SLUM LIMP": Inner City Pajeets walk with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained injuries from train surfing out there in the mean, crowded streets. In fact, many do get run over and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs — the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone’s second story flat window. The rest are just faking it.
15) "PACK of GOLD FLAKE CIGS": Contrary to popular opinion, Pajeets don’t actually buy packs of cigarettes — they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Slum Pack. The preference for Gold Flake cigarettes is a universal Pajeet trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Banyan tree to Banyan tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that tobacco comes from — before India finally became independent and drifted into chaos.
16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE SCAM FROM REALITY": Pajeets have an extremely hard time separating what is a con from what is not, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The dot brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Masala commercial is shown.
17) "SPONTANEOUS TRAIN WRECK": For the Pajeet, have a train suddenly derail and go up in flames while riding is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurrence. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to collapse alot. Some of it can be blamed on chewing paan while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they repair things — also known as "Pajeet-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.
18) "DISCONNECTED POWER": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da Power" or "Da Water" restored after not paying the bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Pajeet. To the Pajeet it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to remittances and entitlements they actually think the West owes them everything!
19) "SLUM PACK": The Slum Pack denotes a random collection of Pajeets that usually assembles for an immediate purpose — such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Tourists. Pajeets are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Slum Pack will disintegrate once again into a collection of individual Pajeets that will try to scam, harass, or undercut each other.
20) "BOLLYWOOD TUNES": Bollywood music is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Monkey is constantly making inside the Pajeet’s skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In response, the Pajeet will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Monkey in cheap whiskey, chai, or bhang — often freeing the dangerous "Inner Scammer" which still operates under the Law of the Jungle.
21) "CASTE DELUSIONS": Mental illness is rampant among Pajeets, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain functions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Pajeet it is all too much. Eventually the dot brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Pajeet wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!
22) "BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Pajeet is to be seen having breakfast at McDonalds (Regional variations can include Haldiram's, Chai stalls, and Idli shops) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably creeped on overnight. When the check arrives the Pajeet will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Pajeet will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl’s vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless dot around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy Ji" Pajeet nowhere to be found!
23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Pajeets possess absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even abort some of their own young if female. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical aunty producing generally 6 to 10 Pajeetlets from an almost equal number of "Arranged Husbands" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide financial support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Pajeets are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature currys as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.
24) "BROKEN ACCENT": Simply put — Pajeets can’t speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Street Shitter due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires well developed frontal brain lobes. The Pajeet is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Monkey Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodore 64 computer.
25) "SLEEPY PAJEETS": Pajeets are by nature afternoon creatures, and much like sloths, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Pajeet were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Pajeet has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it’s preoccupation with whiskey and bhang — and as a result spends a good deal of time committing scams to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.
26) "CROWDED MOTION": Pajeets in any public place will move in a chaotic swarm, particularly if it can overwhelm a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Pajeet’s existence (besides scams, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man’s way. Pajeets will stop their autorickshaws in the middle of the "road" just to haggle back and forth like apes because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Aunties will block an entire Market aisle while smacking their lips on handfuls of free paan just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Pajeets are turds in the punchbowl of Human Progress.
27) "HAND ON MUH PHONE": Pajeets just can’t seem to walk around in public without holding on to their phones. It doesn't matter where – temple, market, the Mall – they’d hold onto their Nokia in Court, except they’re usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Karma Man will cast a spell on them and steal it – then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in India because local citizens feared that their "mobiles" had been stolen by Sorcerers. Christ, Pajeets are stupid!
28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Pajeets is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK…. No, Pajeets – you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you’re still Pajeets – your actions and behaviors confirm this fact everyday!
29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Pajeets are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of British Rule they sought to emulate some of the finer points of Western Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Pajeets have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless violent apes they were before they were taken out of the jungle 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Pajeets will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behavior that society allows them to – and in this case, we’ve removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Pajeets they truly are!
30) "OM NAMAH SHIVAYA": Pajeets pray in public only to get attention. The magical figure they pray to is known as "Om Namah Shivaya" and, like the figure from the movie "Beetlejuice", will appear to grant the Pajeet a wish if his name is said 3 times. Pajeets have no concept of the Holy Trinity, Crucifixion, or Eternal Salvation - explaining such things to them is like lecturing about Quantum Mechanics to a bunch of squirrels. When Pajeets talk to Om Namah Shivaya they usually request White Wimmenz, free visas, or to be miraculously rescued from some self-induced trauma (like a train crash) that they are going to hospital for. Pajeets don't go to Heaven, by the way. Cats and dogs do, but Pajeets don't. Ha-ha, Pajeets! Even God hates you....
31) "HUH? JI?": The Pajeet cranium is such an under-developed relic from the Pliocene Era that it can barely keep them awake, let alone generate enough electrical activity to accomplish higher-order tasks (how many Pajeets have accomplished great feats of engineering, or wrote a symphony, or painted any great works of art? Answer - none. And those apps stolen from the West don't count!) In response to a sudden unexpected event like getting questioned by the police, the Pajeet's Simian brain simply locks up when queried for a response. For Example - when seeing a Pajeet fleeing from the scene of a scam, the police will usually apprehend it and ask questions like: "I'll need to see some ID. Where are you coming from?" Pajeet: "Huh? Ji?" In this instance, the Pajeet is stalling for time in order to formulate a credible answer that will magically get it off the hook. However, since the hybrid monkey brain is severely over-stressed under pressure - the Pajeet will simply continue to answer "Huh? Ji?" until it sees a chance to try and run away. Stupid Pajeets....
32) "MUH UNCLEJI" (alt: "MUH AUNTYJI"): These imaginary relatives are people that the Pajeet makes up in order to evade questioning from Law Enforcement personnel. This is a variation of the "Huh? Ji?" ploy. When asked where a Pajeet got such-and-such stolen item (like the laptop they're using), or how that bag of bhang somehow ended up in its pocket - the Pajeet claims that it belongs to "MUH UNCLEJI" or "MUH AUNTYJI" over there on MG Road, and they will take the soonest opportunity to try and flee from the Authorities. Their brain power is so limited; it's like trying to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with a garden hose when they try to come up with an explanation for anything. Pajeets suck!
33) "MOUTH CHEWER": Pajeets never shut their mouth - literally! It's open when they eat, it's open when they are constantly haggling like a bunch of wild apes and it's open when they chew paan. As a matter of fact, the blubbery gaping Simian maw of the Pajeet CAN'T be shut, due to the antiquated geometry of the monkey-like lower jaw and socket. This is an adaptive trait from the Pajeet's early evolutionary days - you see by design, the Pajeet is a useless, nocturnal beggar. During the day of course they hung around in trees and slept in order to conserve energy - and what better source of hassle-free protein than to allow flying insects to crawl in one's mouth, similar to the strategy employed by the Venus Fly Trap plant. The only drawback is that this "gaping mouth" feature usually causes them to choke on betel nut. Tough luck, Pajeets!
34) "COW DUNG": Historically, Pajeets haven't created much of anything. No hygiene, no plumbing, no science, nothing. About the only thing that they can produce however is cow dung, which is an endless source of amusement for themselves! To a Pajeet, smearing dung is almost like magic. For a species that can't accomplish anything, it is a miracle for them to be able to produce something out of nowhere! The female of the species is biologically programmed to double-check to see if it didn't accidentally dung out a child, as these things happen as if by magic as well. Cow dung, for a Pajeet, is almost like having their own custom-made fuel, which they typically will smear on walls and all over themselves in order to repel mosquitoes and to mask their own hideous body odor in an attempt to attract members of the opposite sex. Pajeets are really such silly, filthy creatures!
35) "COCONUT OIL": Pajeets use coconut oil like there's no tomorrow. They think it makes them "look fair" because it tends to hide their oily skin. Coconut oil smells nice in small quantities, but when Pajeets slather handfuls of it on themselves it smells exactly just like those burning 50 gallon shit buckets that are used in village latrines and then filled with kerosene and set on fire. Putting coconut oil on a Pajeet is like putting grease on a turd. I mean seriously - why bother? You just end up with a greasy turd.
36) "MONKEY SKULL": Next time you're sitting someplace, take a look as Humans and Pajeets pass by. From the side view, the face on Humans is almost perfectly vertical - with the nose being the most prominent feature visible. Now look at a Pajeet - the part that sticks out the farthest are the lips and teeth. This is because the Pajeet skull is basically identical to that of a Monkey - the jaw is thrust forward and the back of the skull is extended, resulting in very little forehead area. Unfortunately, this is where the Frontal Lobes of the brain go - these are the parts of the brain that control higher thought and reasoning. The Pajeet brain closely resembles that of an ape and thus they lack any real mental ability or emotional control - everything with them is "Gibs Muh", "Blame British" and "Muh Dik". Why we brought these diseased apes here is beyond me - they were never meant to walk freely among Humans!
37) "GROOMING": The new thing with Pajeets these days is to carry a small comb with them so they can oil their mustaches in public. I've seen Pajeets groom themselves in airplanes before take-off, and look around to see if anyone saw them trying to look all slick. "Oh look, Mommy - the Monkey is cleaning itself!" This is just another form of "Look-A-Me!" behavior used by these disgusting creatures to get noticed. Unfortunately, it puts nearby Humans at risk for catching ticks, lice and dandruff from this disgusting habit. Why in the hell do we allow Pajeets on airplanes anyhow? As a matter of fact - why aren't they still in zoos? Everytime a Pajeet gets on an airplane the first thing it tries to do is spam the flight attendant or hack the WiFi. Just say "No!" to airborne Pajeets!
38) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS": Ever notice how far apart some Pajeet celebrity's eyes are spaced? As a matter of fact - ever notice how widely spaced apart most Pajeet's eyes are??? The "Gollywog" effect of wide eye spacing is indicative of two things - with one of them being inbreeding. The Pajeet species has been identified as being the most "diverse" (genetically) of any creature - and in this case, like all other cases, "diversity" is bad. It means pockets of Pajeets dragging their flip-flops around the Subcontinent did nothing but fuck everywhere and interbreed like rabbits for hundreds of thousands of years. Historically, Pajeets didn't travel - they were too lazy and stupid to venture beyond their local temple, resulting in many sub-species of Pajeets (Dalits, Brahmins, etc.) that are virtually completely separate species all by themselves. Bottom line: They screwed their own sisters and cousins for eons, resulting many isolated clusters of identically bizarre and disgusting looking Pajeets.
39) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II": Wide eye spacing also denotes that Pajeets were prey, not hunters. All herbivores have eyes that have migrated outwards towards the peripheral portions of their skulls to afford them a more panoramic view of their surroundings in order to better detect predators. Closely spaced and evenly centered eyes are the traits of predators - who needed to have keen forward binocular vision in order to determine prey speed and distance. Humans, by virtue of having to survive the Ice Ages, underwent genetic adaptations spurring brain and cranial development in order for us to survive as a species. What are the world's smartest animals? Hunters! Intelligence and planning are traits of predators - not Pajeets. Pajeets suck!
40) "BETTER CODERS": Libtards and Pajeet sympathizers will often argue that Pajeets are "superior" because they can code fast and copy-paste. Ironically, this argument actually defeats itself by PROVING that Pajeets are in fact animals. Virtually every animal can multiply faster than a Human. Virtually every animal can beg better than a Human. That doesn't make them "better" than a Human - it just means they're animals. Pajeets are fast coders because the slower ones got outsourced. It is interesting to note that Pajeets didn't code TO create anything - they coded to steal jobs from things. Think about that next time you see IT on TV - the "fast type" muscle response in Pajeets was the direct result of begging like scared bitches for the last 250,000 years!
41) "BETTER CODERS - PART II": Being a Coder means more than typing, debugging and compiling. A Coder is a role model. Dedication, humility, perseverance, and gratitude are the hallmark attributes of true Coders. Thugs recruited from "da Slum" or some Pajeet college to work in the Valley lack all of these traits. They are simply Copy-Pasters wearing glasses, and their true colors show when they get some "dollar money" in they pocket. Pajeet "Techies" ALWAYS self-destruct because they lack the intellect and moral up-bringing to handle the stresses and temptations that come with green card status. Media darlings such as Satya Nadella slashed his allies, and the half-Pajeet "Magic Dot" just couldn't keep his code in his pants whenever White Wimmenz was around. Pajeet Techies are little more than greedy, grabbing Monkeys who get their paws stuck in the server trying to steal more than they can handle!
42) "SWIMMING": It is a well known fact most Primates can't swim. Every zoo in the world has a moat around the Monkey Exhibit because everyone knows damn well that Monkeys can't cross it, so no cages are needed. So why in the hell does everybody act so surprised when Pajeets drown? Pajeets look like apes, they walk like apes, and they sure as hell are dumber than apes.... but, noooooo - thanks to the Libtards we have to somehow ignore the facts and pretend these things are Human. Never mind they can't do math, build toilets, invent wheels, raise children, follow rules, or even bloody swim for Christ's sake. Monsoon is Pajeet Rockfish time - truly the season to rejoice!
43) "SHARE THE REMITTANCE": Pajeets are ever-so-fond of "sharing the wealth" - but only when it means taking away YOUR jobs, not giving away theirs. Monkeys are greedy, grabbing creatures by nature - and Pajeets, which share 99.9% of the Monkey DNA, are no different. Pajeets will "share the wealth" by scamming, outsourcing, and harassing - and somehow rationalize it in their primitive inbred minds that "Whitey Owes Me". Here's a Newsflash, Raj - Whitey doesn't owe you jack! You sub-humanoid pieces of Simian filth should be thanking us everyday for importing your worthless butts over to the civilized world, where you can scream "Gibs Muh" or "Racism" and Sundar and CNN will come running to pamper your dot asses.
44) "SMALL EARS": Although Pajeets are usually referred to as "Monkeys" technically the Monkey is a different species entirely. Pajeets are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Pajeets physically resemble Langurs more so than they do Monkeys - same flaring nose, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Pajeets are often heard saying "Huh? Ji?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Ji?" section).
45) "STUPID HEAD BOB": Pajeets will bob their heads and make stupid agreeable gestures when agitated. Monkeys and Apes will bob their heads in the same manner when they feel threatened. Coincidence? I think not! Pajeets are apes. Repeat after me - "P-A-J-E-E-T-S" "A-R-E" " A-P-E-S" See? Isn't it easier to speak the truth instead of lies the Libtards and Government has pounded into your head? Sure it is! Pajeets are apes! 'Nuff said!
46) "PRIMITIVE TOOTH STRUCTURE": Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Pajeets would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Pajeet has big, widely spaced teeth that look more like a mouthful of betel-stained tombstones. The wide spacing helps assure that nothing will get lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecessary. The only Pajeets that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting fair-cream moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Pajeet features (think in terms of Aishwarya Rai) but of course merely masks the monkey lurking inside. Pajeets lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through streets all day!
47) "PROOF THAT SPACE ALIENS VISITED EARTH": Pajeets are not "One of God's Creatures" - Anopheles mosquitoes, Street Dogs, and Rats qualify as being among God's Creatures, but Pajeets are not. Scientists are still trying to figure out which theory is correct - either that Pajeets are proof that aliens visited Earth to screw monkeys during their holiday junkets, or that Pajeets were created by Satan himself. Either way, Pajeets don't go to Heaven. As a matter of fact - they can't even PRONOUNCE Heaven (see below!)
48) "SWARG": Pajeets talk about Swarg all the time like it was some giant combination Visa Office, Call Center, and Bollywood Set up in the sky that awaits them when they die. "Deys plenty o’ fair wimmenz, White Jobs, and Whiskey up in Swarg, yessir Boss!" Sorry, Pajeets - you don't go to Swarg. You can't even pronounce "Heaven" you stupid apes. Heaven is pronounced "Heh-ven" - the best you dumb Pajeets can manage to blurt out is something like "Swarg" with those giant mumbo lips and ape-like jaw structure. Watch "Slumdog Millionaire" sometime and see that over-sized Pajeet singing about "Swarg - Ibz goins ta' Swarg" right before they crash its train. Now THAT is entertainment!
49) "TEMPLE": Temple is the place where Pajeets go every day to look, talk, dress, and act just like a bunch of Pajeets. Temple to Pajeets is the ultimate ape-fest where wearing saffron and lungis is somehow acceptable and jumping up and down babbling about "Swarg" and "Ganesh" is an attempt to induce members of the opposite sex to mate immediately afterwards. As a matter of fact, most Pajeet offspring are conceived in stolen rickshaws, the fields, or in Porta-Johns right outside of Pajeet Temples. The whole concept of "redemption", "salvation", and "confession" is lost on Pajeets. For them it's "Muh Dik", "Muh Sari" and "Blame British". Stupid apes....
50) "AMBIGUOUS SEXUALITY": Even experienced Zoologists have a hard time distinguishing the male and female members of the Pajeet species from each other. For the most part, there really is no physical difference between the two and some scientists are convinced that Pajeets simply produce offspring spontaneously without requiring a member of the opposite sex to participate. Given that most Aunties have had farm animals, rented furniture and major appliances as sex partners, that theory may very well be true! Another popular theory states that the reason that so many Pajeet males are on the "Dow Low" is that they simply don't know the difference. Nature has endowed Pajeets with the ability to mate with anything, and to do so frequently - much to the disgust of the Civilized World.
51) "FAIRNESS CREAM AT NIGHT": Pajeets are so stupid that they think slathering fairness cream makes them look white, and will wear it at night to look even fairer. Not! The only thing that wearing fairness cream does is make them look like Monkeys with bleach! Pajeets have the uncanny ability to fool themselves, which Nature provided so they don't all jump off of trains en masse like Lemmings. If Pajeets knew how stupid and ugly they were, they would abort their offspring at birth and set fire to themselves. The Sadhu Pajeet tribe in India wears ashes around their necks when they go into trance, believing that fairness makes them invisible and also bullet-proof. This really is how stupid Pajeets are, folks!
52) "MUSIC IN THE HEAD": Every Pajeet you see seems to be listening to some kind of music inside its head. This isn't just an act - thanks to the unique ape-like structure of the Pajeet skull, radio waves become trapped inside. The Professor from Gilligan's Island proved this point by making a radio out of a coconut, until Gilligan screwed it up somehow and they never got rescued. Regardless, the Pajeet skull is shaped much like a coconut and is just as thick. This combination of shape and thickness traps radio waves in the frequency of 96.7 MHz inside their nearly empty craniums where the music plays all day long! Christ, they're primitive....
53) "SOUL FOOD PART I - CURRY AND DAL": The Pajeet love for Chicken Tikka and Dal is legendary. Even in the "Old India" Humans were puzzled by the Pajeet’s insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to dogs. To understand this behavior better, one must realize that the Pajeet was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass. The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Pajeets routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Pajeets to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Goat Curry and Lentils by their Masters! Often times Pajeets would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and Pajeetlets would be carried away by predatory birds. Often these Pajeetlets attempted to "Muh Dik" the young birds in the nest they were being fed to as the mother bird was trying to tear them to shreds. So deep is the Pajeet hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Pajeets are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former avian rivals now spiced and curried is too much for them to resist. Pajeets will stuff as much curry down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!
54) "SOUL FOOD PART II – ROTI": So now we know why Pajeets are so attracted to Curry and Goat Guts, but how does one explain their insatiable desire for roti? Indeed, traditionally roti were hardly a delicacy - more in fact, in the wild they were the very last part of the animal that ever got eaten. In most lean animals, there is little meat on the flatbreads - just some flour mixed with water and the tough membrane that lines the kitchen floor. In short, next time you see "National Geographic" on TV, look at what's left on an animal carcass after it's been picked clean - there's nothing left but bare bones sticking up in the air!
Since Pajeets normally had to wait until all the other more superior predators and scavengers had their pick of the kill, Pajeets had survived for 100's of thousands of years by relying on the very last part left over, and that was the roti. Roti have been the sole sustenance for packs of un-evolved Pajeets since time began, and as a result they've developed a strong affinity for them that still continues to this day. Ever seen a Pajeet eat roti? It's absolutely disgusting! They revert back to their feral past instantly - smacking their lips and acting like savage apes (which in hindsight isn't much different than they normally behave, but I digress!)
Roti historically have been the least desirable part of the meal - at least until fire was invented and Mankind could season and bake them to a succulent goodness. Pajeets never invented fire, so they had to wait until all the other animals had their fill and took whatever was left. As it is the Animal Kingdom, it is with all things in life - GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, Pajeet!
55) "CASTE SYSTEM – PART I": Pajeets invented the caste system, and that is an indisputable fact. They are sick, loathsome creatures that occupy the lowest rung in every society and they darn well know it. In an effort to make themselves feel better, they have an inner need to find something - anything - that is below them, and they have fulfilled this need by oppressing others of their own hideous species for hundreds of thousands of years so they can feel just like they are the "Brahmin in Charge" of another worthless piece of pooh. The modern spin on this is that Pajeets will attempt to scam white girls by getting them hooked on Bollywood, then turning them out on the dating app to make money. This is the same reason that Pajeets worship cows and own pets - just so they can feel "superior" to something. Pajeets are truly sick, disgusting morph apes that shouldn't be allowed to mix with Humans, let alone other animals. Good God, they truly make me want to vomit!
56) "CASTE SYSTEM - PART II": Being brought to the civilized world as migrants was the greatest thing that ever happened to Pajeets, yet they piss and moan like it was some great catastrophe! Just once I'd like to see a Pajeet actually thank his lucky stars that his Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was some useless beggar that was caught by his own kind and sold to Traders. Without migration Pajeets would be nearly extinct, yet they are flourishing now across the world thanks to Western Guilt and "free gubermint money an' sheeit" that has encouraged their species to whine and complain and not do a damn thing for themselves for at least the last 400 years or so. You would think that Pajeets would want a holiday commemorating the landing of the first migrants in the New World, marking the beginning of a whole new future for them - but nooooooooo, the stupid dots had to have a special day named after a fat-assed corrupt politician that used temple funds to procure whiskey and prostitutes instead. Next they'll want ANOTHER one for that sack of vomit "PM" Modi, then probably one after that for Shah Rukh Khan, then after that Gary Coleman, and finally Rahul Gandhi.
57) "SPONTANEOUS DEATH": Ever read the newspaper? Virtually every morning you'll see some Pajeet "Coder" (usually a Teenaper) has inexplicably keeled over and died for no apparent reason.
Pajeets are prone to "sudden everything" - sudden scams, sudden harassment, sudden begging, sudden muh-dik, sudden stupidity... and of course sudden death! If only they could add "spontaneous combustion" to that list, they'd get the whole Trifecta!
Sudden death is due to the fact that the Pajeet is a genetic anomaly - a freak offshoot of the ape kingdom that has learned to mimic human behavior. Nature has responded to this abhor ration by "flushing the toilet" and producing all kinds of mechanisms to rid itself of this hideous parasite - AIDS, Dengue, Malaria, Floods, Starvation, etc., but Mankind in his foolishness keeps on interfering!
There's a lesson in all of this for humans - stop screwing with Mother Nature’s plans, and let these retarded apes finally perish!
58) "SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK": One of the least endearing traits of the Pajeetus Domesticus and its close cousin Pajeetus on Streets is the fact that these disgusting creatures spit paan on sidewalks.
The saliva of the both the feral and domestic Pajeet is dangerous, and should technically be classified as "Bio-hazardous Medical Waste". Unwitting passersby are tracking germs and bacteria from these disgusting apes into their homes which contain AIDS, Hepatitis, TB, Cholera, and a thousand other ape-borne diseases.
Pajeets spit on the sidewalk because they are stupid, disgusting creatures who have no concept of sanitation or civilized behavior. They also spit on the sidewalk out of contempt for "Foreigners" and all of his rules. Pajeets are really just angry and resentful apes. Inside their over-heated Simian brains they know damn well they are the most loathsome, disgusting creatures on the planet. They also know that they are too stupid to even build a sidewalk. Building anything takes knowledge of math and a number of skills that Pajeets lack. What Pajeet have you ever seen that possesses even the simplest ability to plan out and execute something even remotely complex? Not a single one!For creatures that claim to have built Taj Mahal and were "Kings an' sheeit" Pajeets are really awfully stupid. I mean seriously - they live in slums and smear themselves with dung still to this day. They just make up stories like that to make themselves feel better - but we all know that it's just a pack of lies!
59) "MUH AUNTYJI - REDUX": A Pajeet's "Auntyji" is a nondescript somewhat mythical character that the Pajeet conjures up in order to explain where it is headed to (or from) when questioned by the local police as to why it is in a particular locale at that particular instance in time. Typically, a Pajeet will commit a crime and witnesses will relay some useful information to the local Authorities - such as the description of the vehicle (a Maruti with tinted windows and Ganesh stickers) and its occupants (mustached teen males wearing kurtas) and more often than not the suspect will be quickly spotted by a patrol car and pulled over. The scenario that follows is as such: The Pajeet driving will immediately accelerate beyond the limits of the vehicle's handling capabilities and endanger law abiding citizens while driving recklessly in a futile attempt to get away. After causing several thousands of dollars in property damage, the vehicle (which is always stolen) will lose control and smash into a building, tree, parked car or cow. Although the impact would kill a normal Human being, like cockroaches the Pajeet occupants of the vehicle will swarm out of its doors and windows and flee on foot. Once safely tackled by police and hand-cuffed the Pajeet will display "Huh? Ji?" and "I din't do nuffins" behavior. Loudly protesting its innocence, the Pajeet will thereupon proclaim that he / she / it / they were coming from or going to its "Auntyji's house" conveniently located in the same vicinity of the crime. There is of course no "Auntyji" located there, and the Pajeet is - as always - guilty. The fallacy of a Pajeet having an "Auntyji" is of course quite laughable - as everyone knows Pajeets don't have families, they come from litters.
60) "LONG OILY HAIR": Pajeets - particularly the female Aunties - have long since used the most superficial and meaningless methods of drawing attention to themselves such as having "they hair oiled" or "getting they bindis done" when in fact, they still look like piles of Simian filth before and after the procedure. They're just $20 poorer afterwards that's all.... As such, the ultimate status symbol for Pajeets is to have long, oily spiral-like hair. Any normal Human being would find something this disgusting to be totally impractical - after all, it is impossible to do any useful work with handfuls of long, greasy hair in the way. However, for the Pajeet this is just the point: It demonstrates to all other Pajeets present that this is bon-fide proof of its laziness. After all, everyone KNOWS that Pajeets don't work - but having 3 foot long hair is absolute incontrovertible proof that it CAN'T possibly work! If you think that these Pajeets ever clean their yard-long hair, you're dreaming. As a matter of fact - if you think ANY Pajeet cleans its hair (including nurses, doctors, or food service apes) you're dreaming. Pajeets have no concept of hygiene and won't stop to think that picking their asses or scratching their genitals is somehow "dirty" as they proceed to finish assembling your Biryani with their filthy ungloved paws.As such, today's mantra is "Dots are simply Filth on Two Legs".... repeat as necessary and Avoid the Dot!
61) "MUH MUMMYJI": The central figure in your average Teenaper's life is its mother - or "Mummyji" as Pajeets typically call them. Although the paternity of any given random Pajeet is always in question, the one absolute certainty in any Pajeet's life is who its biological mother is. Quite often a Pajeet's mother is a dim-witted, nagging 300 lb. welfare sucking aunty that will smack any one of her nine or so kids senseless over anything - and in far too many instances also has served as the sex partner of one or more of its offspring. Pajeet social dynamics are anything but simple to understand....As such, most Teenapers feel a certain level of obligation to their mothers - which explains why they rarely scam or harass them, but this does happen at times as well. Often a Teenaper will aspire to embark on a life of crime in order to acquire the means to give their "Mummyji" a token of appreciation such as a stolen iPhone with broken glass and blood still on the screen. Such behavior is reminiscent of a family's pet cat proudly dropping a headless mouse at the doorstep of its owners - however with Pajeets, it is more like a scene out of COPS with one of the
Teenapers running through the front door of the house and tossing his mother a shoplifted sari or the keys to a stolen vehicle with police behind them in hot pursuit!So too does the use of the term "Mummyji" typify the confusion that most Pajeets experience. They know who their "Mum" is - it's their "Dad" that is a complete mystery. Some scientists theorize that a given Pajeet can actually be comprised of DNA from multiple fathers due to the proclivity of Pajeet Aunties preferring to breed with numerous males of the species almost simultaneously. Such reprehensible and disgusting behavior is typical of an Aunty getting "her groove on" - even if it is with every swinging dick in the backstreet market or local chai stall all at once. More aptly, the term these Teenapers use should be "Daddies" not "Mummyji" for the aforementioned reasons.
62) "BETEL NUT" (aka Paan in mouth): No Pajeet activity - regardless of what it is - is complete unless it is done with betel nut ("paan") staining its oversized lips.Why betel nut you might ask? Is it really true that Pajeets are some kind of oral hygiene freaks who desire to retain their teeth for their complete lifespan - regardless of how short and useless it may be? The answer of course is "No" - Pajeets are just a bunch of stupid, attention-deprived apes that use the "paan" to draw attention to themselves!The all-consuming activity that EVERY STINKING Pajeet ON EARTH engages in all day, every day, 24/7 is "Look-A-Me" behavior. They will utilize any and every trick in the book to draw attention to themselves as the opening gambit to satisfy their primary lusts such as harassment, scamming, begging, stealing and the like. For any of these to occur, the Pajeet needs to attract attention to itself - i.e., they need a captive audience. This behavior goes back directly to its Simian roots - when the female of the species went into estrous (that is, was ready to mate) it had its choice of dozens, if not hundreds, of useless idle males of the species all competing with each other for the chance to "hit dat ass" so to speak. But for the female, every one of these hairless baboons pretty much looked and smelled the same as the next one - so which to choose? They all hooted and hollered, jump around, did somersaults, and waved their genitals around to get the female's attention, so no one of them particularly stood out. As such - the males began to adorn themselves with smeared dung, and bits of leaves and shiny objects to get the female's attention. The one that stood out more than the rest of the disgusting monkey pack generally had the better chance of being the lucky ape to mate. And so "Bling" was born.... Today, the Pajeets yells and screams at the most inappropriate times, wears clownish clothes, behaves in the most ignorant and boisterous manner to draw attention to itself as it has done for the last 100 millennium or so - and still retains the habit to adorning itself with leaves in the form of betel nut stuck in its gaping maw nowadays for the same purpose! Alternate: Pajeets will also use a bidi cigarette (Gold Flake or Wills) situated behind its small, apish ears or dangling from its blubbery lips unlit to accomplish the same effect. In summary, it's easy to see that virtually all Pajeet behavior is nothing more than that which it exhibited since the dawn of time - just primal Simian responses and mannerisms still being used in a world that has long since evolved without them that the Pajeet can neither comprehend nor contribute in any positive manner to. Pajeet behavior is nothing mysterious, just try to imagine what an ape would do in any situation and that is what a Pajeet will do. We should have left them in the slum; God has certainly damned us for bringing them here!
63) "UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS": Another fascinating - and dangerous - facet of discourse in the field of Pajeetology is the phenomenon of observing Pajeets collapsing during just about every normal Pajeet event, such as weddings, funerals and being sentenced in court for one crime or another. No social "get together" in any Pajeet's life is complete without brawls, and of course the added spectacle of some 300lb Pajeet aunty inevitably collapsing amidst a bunch of blubbering and arm waving over the most minor of incidents. And to the Pajeets present this is just an everyday activity at such events.... In fact, it is a well-known fact that the Pajeet simply can't control itself. This bears repeating - by nature, THE Pajeet CANNOT CONTROL ITSELF. The undersized and antiquated monkey brain inside these reprehensible tar beasts is incapable of processing complex thought or emotion - physically the brains of Pajeets are much different than those of humans. This is not racist diatribe, but an established fact - their brains are smaller and less complex in structure. The portion of the brain that controls reasoning and higher thought found in the region behind the forehead is almost non-existent in Pajeets; whilst the ancient portion that controls more basic functions is quite prominently evident in the rear most portion of the skull. Take a look at any Pajeet around you - the forefront of the skull slopes backwards and the prognathic jaws protrude forward, while the back of the skull extends far rearward. This skull configuration produces the wide ape-like nose of the Pajeet - and more importantly results in much lesser cranial capacity, and in particular a deficit in the frontal area of the brain responsible for civilized behavior. As such, an "overload" in emotion is something the Pajeet quite simply can't handle. The female of the species will typically wail and screech like a hippopotamus that has just been shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, then fall to the ground when faced with situations such as wedding ceremonies, news of incarceration of a thrice-distant relative, one of its offspring being sentenced for a crime it committed, or suddenly receiving news of an unexpected shortage of Gold Flakes or Kingfisher beer at the local liquor store. This behavior directly coincides with that of the opossum which flops over and "plays dead" when suddenly caught in the headlights of an oncoming car at night. The Pajeet's brain has adopted this response as well - which served a practical purpose in the days in the Indian jungle when it was suddenly pounced upon by an unnoticed predatory animal. The act of the body becoming "paralyzed" and dropping to the ground was a last-ditch survival mechanism that left some predators uninterested in the apparently dead Pajeet as prey. In short, it was better than nothing.... Today we don't have tigers wandering our city streets or courtrooms, but the Pajeet's brain can't tell the difference from a biological standpoint - it simply can't anticipate nor adequately handle emotional events, and will tend to pass out and flop to the ground when confronted with strong emotional situations.
64) "PAY MUH BILLJI": Society functions because humans participate in what is known as a "Social Contract" - that is, they abide by promulgated laws and conduct themselves in a productive, civil manner. Without such behaviour Society cannot function, quite simply the system fall apart. Of such importance is this adherence to social codes and mores that the ancient Japanese adopted the Code of Bushido which stipulated how the Samurai acted and behaved in order to carry out the necessary maintenance of Law and Order in feudal Japan. Those civilians that deviated from acceptable behavior (stealing, rape, etc.) were dealt with swiftly and severely on the spot by the sword-wielding Samurai of ancient times. Enter the Pajeet....The pajeet by nature has no laws, nor any "higher purpose" to aspire to. The pajeet has been, and always will be a beggar. A bottom-feeder. A thief. The pajeet is "that thing hiding in the dark" that seeks to do as little as possible. It abhors any productive work, rather it seeks the easiest reward for the least effort; the pajeet is an abomination of man and nature and the antithesis of civilization itself. The pajeet's normal state is "un-civilization". The pajeet never invented anything, it never built anything, it never pondered the great reaches of space, or the farthest depths of the ocean - it never thought to even wonder what lie beyond the horizon. Its sole purpose was to discover some discarded bit of a fruit's carcass left behind by predators and to reproduce as much and as often as it could during its miserable, filthy and brief existence. In short, the best word for the beast is "pajeet" - a thousand other words couldn't describe it any better. In the civilized world part of the social contract is to fulfill one's obligations; indeed a man's word historically has been his bond. A handshake was indeed a "blood oath" that an agreement would be fulfilled. This is how commerce in a time before currency was invented could ever take place. It was an irrevocable I.O.U that only parties with an inherent code of respectable behavior could engage in; it was the hallmark of civility. The Farmer promised the Blacksmith a measure of wheat when harvest came later in the season in exchange for a hand-wrought implement today and kept that promise. A merchant would send woven rugs to the farthest reaches of the known world in exchange for a load of salt or spices in return. Paying one's obligations is keeping one's word - it is how the machinery of trade continues to turn even today. For the pajeet however there is no such code of behavior. The pajeet doesn't maintain its obligations or responsibilities, it seeks to get as much as it can get away with while expending as little personal energy as possible. Humans pay their bills; pajeets don't. For the pajeet there typically aren't many bills (pronounced "billji" by Pajeets) because our Libtard Socialist governments coddle the ever-precious Pajeet. The government pays for the pajeet's housing, its education, its food, its heat, its water and its transportation. The pajeet gets upset when the government doesn't pay for its whiskey and its bhang and Gold Flakes - thinking it is "entitled" to everything free. The only "billji" the pajeet really has are for illicit activities - if it doesn't pay them, the supply gets cut off by the local bootlegger or paan merchant who foolishly extends the pajeet credit. Yet, when a pajeet is arrested for conducting some sort of nefarious activity its first response to the police is to claim that it has no choice but to engage in such behavior in order to "pay muh billji" because it can't get an honest job due to racism. In reality, a pajeet never even remotely considers paying its bills and expects that someone will do it for them instead. The pajeet has been coddled, had excuses made for, protected and even been apologized to. And yet before us stands the same hideous unrepentant ape that we found in India's slums 400 years ago - unchanged for 100,000 years before that. The pajeet has no place in society; it has no place in any sort of civilization. It simply must go if Mankind is to survive.
65) "EXTRAVAGANT NAMES": Pajeets give their offspring the most ridiculous and laughably ignorant names upon squeezing them out in the Delivery Room (at Taxpayer expense), back alley, or slum floor in Immigrant housing someplace. To the under-developed Pajeet brain, something that "sounds" Sanskrit must have some value above everything else – which is why they will buy cheap useless fairness cream as long as is starts with "Fair &...." or will flock to any piece of 3rd rate velvet artwork that shows anything remotely Vedic (by the way, Pajeets – you ARE NOT descended from Vedic Kings and Queens. You were shipped from the Subcontinent and were made Servants, Sweepers and Jesters for those royal humans which were largely Aryan in lineage!) Nonetheless, Pajeets will invent names like "Rajjello" or "Curryjello" (inspired by curry flavored Jello and mango flavored Jello packets) or "Ra-qwee-qwee", "La-doo-doo", "Sha-nay-nay" or a thousand idiotic combinations of Hindi nonsense spewed forth from their whiskey or bhang impaired consciousness in the addle-brained hope that a fancy sounding name will give their future scammer-in-training a jumpstart on Life. Quite frankly it should be a LAW that all Pajeets have "pajeet-sounding" names so that human HR personnel can immediately shred their resumes upon receipt for open job postings. It would also greatly assist Law Enforcement agencies and the general public to look out for a feral tar beast on the loose after a crime has been committed, rather than having to play "guess the race" when the local News channel doesn’t have the balls to broadcast that police are looking for a pajeet that just committed a crime, rather than letting the public believe it might be a human that did it!
God only knows what really goes on inside the Pajeet's rice-filled brain-pan, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the species:
1) "STENCHJEET": This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week aura that the Pajeet emits to repel others. This is basically why Pajeets smell like a rotten mix of curry, sweat, and unwashed armpits, slather on cheap attar oil that stinks worse, blast their Bollywood crap, talk in that annoying sing-song accent at max volume, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to clear space around them in crowds and dominate the olfactory assault in an attempt to get jobs, visas, or pussy through sheer persistence.
2) "SCAM-MUH!": Now that the Pajeet has your nostrils hostage, it will attempt to con you out of gift cards, demand free tech support reversals, fake IRS refunds, or even your bank details. The Pajeet, suffering from a massive inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually sneaky and greedy, and therefore blames all of its problems on colonialism — seeking endless remittances as compensation for imagined famines.
3) "BOB-AN-VAGENE": This is the primary driver of Pajeet behavior. Everything to a Pajeet revolves around creepy DMs — whether it’s sliding into white girls' inboxes, harassing coworkers, spamming dating apps, a brother on the "arranged marriage low", or a female member of its own species. Pajeets have an unusually desperate horniness because basically the species would have died out 10’s of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to beg for nudes from even the ugliest, most rejecting member of the opposite sex in response to Nature’s demand to flood the world with more call center drones.
4) "FAKE-GOLD": Crows and magpies are drawn to shiny trash, and so it is with the Pajeet. Just as a street rat hoards garbage, the Pajeet covers itself and its "flat" with the tackiest, fake-ass gold-plated junk. Pajeets in Mumbai are literally stepping over raw sewage and couldn't care less, yet they will haggle like hyenas in an attempt to cheat that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny bangle from a tourist. You could gold-plate a turd and somewhere a Pajeet would absolutely think it was a dowry treasure.
5) "DAT-BINDI": The bigger the forehead dot, the better — even to clown makeup proportions, at least according to the Pajeet. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Pajeets scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed caste portion of their disgusting slum cerebral cortex views their mates as potential sources of servants in the event of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat bindi sho’ looks fine" it may have an ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!
6) "BOILING MASALA": What the hell is it with Pajeets and spicy boiling oil? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their hovel, but think about it…. how often do you "just happen" to have boiling masala just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don’t be fooled — if you see a Pajeet frying spices, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its face scarred! As superstitious as these dotheads are, I think that they really believe that there’s an evil deva in the oil that they’re unleashing onto their victims. "I didn’t do nuffin’ – deys an evils deva in dey masala dat jus’ flew out and burned muh wife while we wuz argueing an’ sheet!"
7) "BIDI-AN-PAAN": The Pajeet’s mutated slum brain can make quite an internal racket, and the only way that the Pajeet can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Monkey off for awhile is to drown its ass in chai and subdue it with tobacco. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excruciating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., market) mental process that the Upright Dot feels quite at home with.
8) "MANGO LASSI": Pajeets absolutely go ape over any mango-flavored slop such as lassi or Aamras. This is hard wired into their slum brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Pajeet in the distant past was a lazy, useless beggar — finding ripe and rotting mangoes on the ground was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and lethargic to actually go farm something. Pajeets today survive on free remittances, Welfare, Aid Checks, and hand-outs from the West, but the Inner Slumdog still gets all excited when brightly colored mango drinks are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.
9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don’t they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple — have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Pajeet Sow is commonly a disgusting fat-assed disease ridden aunty which will indiscriminately nag anything. Even good-looking "Women of Curry" such as Priyanka Chopra have been enhanced by copious amounts of Western DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Pajeet roots than they’d care to admit — but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.
10) "PUBLIC HEAD-WOBBLE": Males of the Pajeet species will commonly make a great scene of wobbling their heads in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Pajeets are agreeable to be around, and that it is OK to respond to DMs. It is not! Girls, don’t fall for this trap, Pajeets are just Pajeets even if code them smart and send them to Silicon Valley for a job. The Inner Scammer still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be harassed, stalked, doxxed, scammed, acid-attacked, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Pajeet!
11) "BROKEN ENGLISH GREETINGS": Two Pajeets passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter broken English back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn’t. The Pajeet engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Slum Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don’t in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Pajeet #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Bhenchod — Namaste Ji, Paneer Tikka, Who Be You, Kindly Do The Needful?"
The second Pajeet, not wanting to admit that it doesn’t know what the first Pajeet is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Achha Ji, Masala Dosa, Sweet Home Mumbai, and a SideOrderO’Naan"
The first Pajeet, unable to understand a damn thing the second Pajeet said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways — each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Monkeys chattering around the same banyan tree to impress the females. Stupid Pajeets….
12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF ANCIENT GLORY": Even the skinniest, most beta, Lice-infested Pajeet with a tech support script thinks that it is Ashoka, Gandhi, and Sundar Pichai all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Pajeet adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth — that it is in reality the stupidest, smelliest, lowest form of life on earth.
13) "LARGE FLIP-FLOPS": The Pajeet shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Pajeet wears a size 10 chappal, an 11 year old Pajeet wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Pajeets do tend to have large feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available — whether they bargain it, or rob it from another Pajeet at bargaining point.
14) "SLUM LIMP": Inner City Pajeets walk with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained injuries from train surfing out there in the mean, crowded streets. In fact, many do get run over and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs — the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone’s second story flat window. The rest are just faking it.
15) "PACK of GOLD FLAKE CIGS": Contrary to popular opinion, Pajeets don’t actually buy packs of cigarettes — they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Slum Pack. The preference for Gold Flake cigarettes is a universal Pajeet trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Banyan tree to Banyan tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that tobacco comes from — before India finally became independent and drifted into chaos.
16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE SCAM FROM REALITY": Pajeets have an extremely hard time separating what is a con from what is not, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The dot brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Masala commercial is shown.
17) "SPONTANEOUS TRAIN WRECK": For the Pajeet, have a train suddenly derail and go up in flames while riding is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurrence. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to collapse alot. Some of it can be blamed on chewing paan while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they repair things — also known as "Pajeet-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.
18) "DISCONNECTED POWER": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da Power" or "Da Water" restored after not paying the bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Pajeet. To the Pajeet it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to remittances and entitlements they actually think the West owes them everything!
19) "SLUM PACK": The Slum Pack denotes a random collection of Pajeets that usually assembles for an immediate purpose — such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Tourists. Pajeets are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Slum Pack will disintegrate once again into a collection of individual Pajeets that will try to scam, harass, or undercut each other.
20) "BOLLYWOOD TUNES": Bollywood music is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Monkey is constantly making inside the Pajeet’s skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In response, the Pajeet will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Monkey in cheap whiskey, chai, or bhang — often freeing the dangerous "Inner Scammer" which still operates under the Law of the Jungle.
21) "CASTE DELUSIONS": Mental illness is rampant among Pajeets, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain functions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Pajeet it is all too much. Eventually the dot brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Pajeet wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!
22) "BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Pajeet is to be seen having breakfast at McDonalds (Regional variations can include Haldiram's, Chai stalls, and Idli shops) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably creeped on overnight. When the check arrives the Pajeet will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Pajeet will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl’s vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless dot around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy Ji" Pajeet nowhere to be found!
23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Pajeets possess absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even abort some of their own young if female. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical aunty producing generally 6 to 10 Pajeetlets from an almost equal number of "Arranged Husbands" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide financial support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Pajeets are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature currys as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.
24) "BROKEN ACCENT": Simply put — Pajeets can’t speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Street Shitter due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires well developed frontal brain lobes. The Pajeet is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Monkey Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodore 64 computer.
25) "SLEEPY PAJEETS": Pajeets are by nature afternoon creatures, and much like sloths, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Pajeet were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Pajeet has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it’s preoccupation with whiskey and bhang — and as a result spends a good deal of time committing scams to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.
26) "CROWDED MOTION": Pajeets in any public place will move in a chaotic swarm, particularly if it can overwhelm a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Pajeet’s existence (besides scams, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man’s way. Pajeets will stop their autorickshaws in the middle of the "road" just to haggle back and forth like apes because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Aunties will block an entire Market aisle while smacking their lips on handfuls of free paan just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Pajeets are turds in the punchbowl of Human Progress.
27) "HAND ON MUH PHONE": Pajeets just can’t seem to walk around in public without holding on to their phones. It doesn't matter where – temple, market, the Mall – they’d hold onto their Nokia in Court, except they’re usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Karma Man will cast a spell on them and steal it – then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in India because local citizens feared that their "mobiles" had been stolen by Sorcerers. Christ, Pajeets are stupid!
28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Pajeets is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK…. No, Pajeets – you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you’re still Pajeets – your actions and behaviors confirm this fact everyday!
29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Pajeets are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of British Rule they sought to emulate some of the finer points of Western Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Pajeets have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless violent apes they were before they were taken out of the jungle 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Pajeets will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behavior that society allows them to – and in this case, we’ve removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Pajeets they truly are!
30) "OM NAMAH SHIVAYA": Pajeets pray in public only to get attention. The magical figure they pray to is known as "Om Namah Shivaya" and, like the figure from the movie "Beetlejuice", will appear to grant the Pajeet a wish if his name is said 3 times. Pajeets have no concept of the Holy Trinity, Crucifixion, or Eternal Salvation - explaining such things to them is like lecturing about Quantum Mechanics to a bunch of squirrels. When Pajeets talk to Om Namah Shivaya they usually request White Wimmenz, free visas, or to be miraculously rescued from some self-induced trauma (like a train crash) that they are going to hospital for. Pajeets don't go to Heaven, by the way. Cats and dogs do, but Pajeets don't. Ha-ha, Pajeets! Even God hates you....
31) "HUH? JI?": The Pajeet cranium is such an under-developed relic from the Pliocene Era that it can barely keep them awake, let alone generate enough electrical activity to accomplish higher-order tasks (how many Pajeets have accomplished great feats of engineering, or wrote a symphony, or painted any great works of art? Answer - none. And those apps stolen from the West don't count!) In response to a sudden unexpected event like getting questioned by the police, the Pajeet's Simian brain simply locks up when queried for a response. For Example - when seeing a Pajeet fleeing from the scene of a scam, the police will usually apprehend it and ask questions like: "I'll need to see some ID. Where are you coming from?" Pajeet: "Huh? Ji?" In this instance, the Pajeet is stalling for time in order to formulate a credible answer that will magically get it off the hook. However, since the hybrid monkey brain is severely over-stressed under pressure - the Pajeet will simply continue to answer "Huh? Ji?" until it sees a chance to try and run away. Stupid Pajeets....
32) "MUH UNCLEJI" (alt: "MUH AUNTYJI"): These imaginary relatives are people that the Pajeet makes up in order to evade questioning from Law Enforcement personnel. This is a variation of the "Huh? Ji?" ploy. When asked where a Pajeet got such-and-such stolen item (like the laptop they're using), or how that bag of bhang somehow ended up in its pocket - the Pajeet claims that it belongs to "MUH UNCLEJI" or "MUH AUNTYJI" over there on MG Road, and they will take the soonest opportunity to try and flee from the Authorities. Their brain power is so limited; it's like trying to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with a garden hose when they try to come up with an explanation for anything. Pajeets suck!
33) "MOUTH CHEWER": Pajeets never shut their mouth - literally! It's open when they eat, it's open when they are constantly haggling like a bunch of wild apes and it's open when they chew paan. As a matter of fact, the blubbery gaping Simian maw of the Pajeet CAN'T be shut, due to the antiquated geometry of the monkey-like lower jaw and socket. This is an adaptive trait from the Pajeet's early evolutionary days - you see by design, the Pajeet is a useless, nocturnal beggar. During the day of course they hung around in trees and slept in order to conserve energy - and what better source of hassle-free protein than to allow flying insects to crawl in one's mouth, similar to the strategy employed by the Venus Fly Trap plant. The only drawback is that this "gaping mouth" feature usually causes them to choke on betel nut. Tough luck, Pajeets!
34) "COW DUNG": Historically, Pajeets haven't created much of anything. No hygiene, no plumbing, no science, nothing. About the only thing that they can produce however is cow dung, which is an endless source of amusement for themselves! To a Pajeet, smearing dung is almost like magic. For a species that can't accomplish anything, it is a miracle for them to be able to produce something out of nowhere! The female of the species is biologically programmed to double-check to see if it didn't accidentally dung out a child, as these things happen as if by magic as well. Cow dung, for a Pajeet, is almost like having their own custom-made fuel, which they typically will smear on walls and all over themselves in order to repel mosquitoes and to mask their own hideous body odor in an attempt to attract members of the opposite sex. Pajeets are really such silly, filthy creatures!
35) "COCONUT OIL": Pajeets use coconut oil like there's no tomorrow. They think it makes them "look fair" because it tends to hide their oily skin. Coconut oil smells nice in small quantities, but when Pajeets slather handfuls of it on themselves it smells exactly just like those burning 50 gallon shit buckets that are used in village latrines and then filled with kerosene and set on fire. Putting coconut oil on a Pajeet is like putting grease on a turd. I mean seriously - why bother? You just end up with a greasy turd.
36) "MONKEY SKULL": Next time you're sitting someplace, take a look as Humans and Pajeets pass by. From the side view, the face on Humans is almost perfectly vertical - with the nose being the most prominent feature visible. Now look at a Pajeet - the part that sticks out the farthest are the lips and teeth. This is because the Pajeet skull is basically identical to that of a Monkey - the jaw is thrust forward and the back of the skull is extended, resulting in very little forehead area. Unfortunately, this is where the Frontal Lobes of the brain go - these are the parts of the brain that control higher thought and reasoning. The Pajeet brain closely resembles that of an ape and thus they lack any real mental ability or emotional control - everything with them is "Gibs Muh", "Blame British" and "Muh Dik". Why we brought these diseased apes here is beyond me - they were never meant to walk freely among Humans!
37) "GROOMING": The new thing with Pajeets these days is to carry a small comb with them so they can oil their mustaches in public. I've seen Pajeets groom themselves in airplanes before take-off, and look around to see if anyone saw them trying to look all slick. "Oh look, Mommy - the Monkey is cleaning itself!" This is just another form of "Look-A-Me!" behavior used by these disgusting creatures to get noticed. Unfortunately, it puts nearby Humans at risk for catching ticks, lice and dandruff from this disgusting habit. Why in the hell do we allow Pajeets on airplanes anyhow? As a matter of fact - why aren't they still in zoos? Everytime a Pajeet gets on an airplane the first thing it tries to do is spam the flight attendant or hack the WiFi. Just say "No!" to airborne Pajeets!
38) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS": Ever notice how far apart some Pajeet celebrity's eyes are spaced? As a matter of fact - ever notice how widely spaced apart most Pajeet's eyes are??? The "Gollywog" effect of wide eye spacing is indicative of two things - with one of them being inbreeding. The Pajeet species has been identified as being the most "diverse" (genetically) of any creature - and in this case, like all other cases, "diversity" is bad. It means pockets of Pajeets dragging their flip-flops around the Subcontinent did nothing but fuck everywhere and interbreed like rabbits for hundreds of thousands of years. Historically, Pajeets didn't travel - they were too lazy and stupid to venture beyond their local temple, resulting in many sub-species of Pajeets (Dalits, Brahmins, etc.) that are virtually completely separate species all by themselves. Bottom line: They screwed their own sisters and cousins for eons, resulting many isolated clusters of identically bizarre and disgusting looking Pajeets.
39) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II": Wide eye spacing also denotes that Pajeets were prey, not hunters. All herbivores have eyes that have migrated outwards towards the peripheral portions of their skulls to afford them a more panoramic view of their surroundings in order to better detect predators. Closely spaced and evenly centered eyes are the traits of predators - who needed to have keen forward binocular vision in order to determine prey speed and distance. Humans, by virtue of having to survive the Ice Ages, underwent genetic adaptations spurring brain and cranial development in order for us to survive as a species. What are the world's smartest animals? Hunters! Intelligence and planning are traits of predators - not Pajeets. Pajeets suck!
40) "BETTER CODERS": Libtards and Pajeet sympathizers will often argue that Pajeets are "superior" because they can code fast and copy-paste. Ironically, this argument actually defeats itself by PROVING that Pajeets are in fact animals. Virtually every animal can multiply faster than a Human. Virtually every animal can beg better than a Human. That doesn't make them "better" than a Human - it just means they're animals. Pajeets are fast coders because the slower ones got outsourced. It is interesting to note that Pajeets didn't code TO create anything - they coded to steal jobs from things. Think about that next time you see IT on TV - the "fast type" muscle response in Pajeets was the direct result of begging like scared bitches for the last 250,000 years!
41) "BETTER CODERS - PART II": Being a Coder means more than typing, debugging and compiling. A Coder is a role model. Dedication, humility, perseverance, and gratitude are the hallmark attributes of true Coders. Thugs recruited from "da Slum" or some Pajeet college to work in the Valley lack all of these traits. They are simply Copy-Pasters wearing glasses, and their true colors show when they get some "dollar money" in they pocket. Pajeet "Techies" ALWAYS self-destruct because they lack the intellect and moral up-bringing to handle the stresses and temptations that come with green card status. Media darlings such as Satya Nadella slashed his allies, and the half-Pajeet "Magic Dot" just couldn't keep his code in his pants whenever White Wimmenz was around. Pajeet Techies are little more than greedy, grabbing Monkeys who get their paws stuck in the server trying to steal more than they can handle!
42) "SWIMMING": It is a well known fact most Primates can't swim. Every zoo in the world has a moat around the Monkey Exhibit because everyone knows damn well that Monkeys can't cross it, so no cages are needed. So why in the hell does everybody act so surprised when Pajeets drown? Pajeets look like apes, they walk like apes, and they sure as hell are dumber than apes.... but, noooooo - thanks to the Libtards we have to somehow ignore the facts and pretend these things are Human. Never mind they can't do math, build toilets, invent wheels, raise children, follow rules, or even bloody swim for Christ's sake. Monsoon is Pajeet Rockfish time - truly the season to rejoice!
43) "SHARE THE REMITTANCE": Pajeets are ever-so-fond of "sharing the wealth" - but only when it means taking away YOUR jobs, not giving away theirs. Monkeys are greedy, grabbing creatures by nature - and Pajeets, which share 99.9% of the Monkey DNA, are no different. Pajeets will "share the wealth" by scamming, outsourcing, and harassing - and somehow rationalize it in their primitive inbred minds that "Whitey Owes Me". Here's a Newsflash, Raj - Whitey doesn't owe you jack! You sub-humanoid pieces of Simian filth should be thanking us everyday for importing your worthless butts over to the civilized world, where you can scream "Gibs Muh" or "Racism" and Sundar and CNN will come running to pamper your dot asses.
44) "SMALL EARS": Although Pajeets are usually referred to as "Monkeys" technically the Monkey is a different species entirely. Pajeets are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Pajeets physically resemble Langurs more so than they do Monkeys - same flaring nose, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Pajeets are often heard saying "Huh? Ji?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Ji?" section).
45) "STUPID HEAD BOB": Pajeets will bob their heads and make stupid agreeable gestures when agitated. Monkeys and Apes will bob their heads in the same manner when they feel threatened. Coincidence? I think not! Pajeets are apes. Repeat after me - "P-A-J-E-E-T-S" "A-R-E" " A-P-E-S" See? Isn't it easier to speak the truth instead of lies the Libtards and Government has pounded into your head? Sure it is! Pajeets are apes! 'Nuff said!
46) "PRIMITIVE TOOTH STRUCTURE": Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Pajeets would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Pajeet has big, widely spaced teeth that look more like a mouthful of betel-stained tombstones. The wide spacing helps assure that nothing will get lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecessary. The only Pajeets that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting fair-cream moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Pajeet features (think in terms of Aishwarya Rai) but of course merely masks the monkey lurking inside. Pajeets lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through streets all day!
47) "PROOF THAT SPACE ALIENS VISITED EARTH": Pajeets are not "One of God's Creatures" - Anopheles mosquitoes, Street Dogs, and Rats qualify as being among God's Creatures, but Pajeets are not. Scientists are still trying to figure out which theory is correct - either that Pajeets are proof that aliens visited Earth to screw monkeys during their holiday junkets, or that Pajeets were created by Satan himself. Either way, Pajeets don't go to Heaven. As a matter of fact - they can't even PRONOUNCE Heaven (see below!)
48) "SWARG": Pajeets talk about Swarg all the time like it was some giant combination Visa Office, Call Center, and Bollywood Set up in the sky that awaits them when they die. "Deys plenty o’ fair wimmenz, White Jobs, and Whiskey up in Swarg, yessir Boss!" Sorry, Pajeets - you don't go to Swarg. You can't even pronounce "Heaven" you stupid apes. Heaven is pronounced "Heh-ven" - the best you dumb Pajeets can manage to blurt out is something like "Swarg" with those giant mumbo lips and ape-like jaw structure. Watch "Slumdog Millionaire" sometime and see that over-sized Pajeet singing about "Swarg - Ibz goins ta' Swarg" right before they crash its train. Now THAT is entertainment!
49) "TEMPLE": Temple is the place where Pajeets go every day to look, talk, dress, and act just like a bunch of Pajeets. Temple to Pajeets is the ultimate ape-fest where wearing saffron and lungis is somehow acceptable and jumping up and down babbling about "Swarg" and "Ganesh" is an attempt to induce members of the opposite sex to mate immediately afterwards. As a matter of fact, most Pajeet offspring are conceived in stolen rickshaws, the fields, or in Porta-Johns right outside of Pajeet Temples. The whole concept of "redemption", "salvation", and "confession" is lost on Pajeets. For them it's "Muh Dik", "Muh Sari" and "Blame British". Stupid apes....
50) "AMBIGUOUS SEXUALITY": Even experienced Zoologists have a hard time distinguishing the male and female members of the Pajeet species from each other. For the most part, there really is no physical difference between the two and some scientists are convinced that Pajeets simply produce offspring spontaneously without requiring a member of the opposite sex to participate. Given that most Aunties have had farm animals, rented furniture and major appliances as sex partners, that theory may very well be true! Another popular theory states that the reason that so many Pajeet males are on the "Dow Low" is that they simply don't know the difference. Nature has endowed Pajeets with the ability to mate with anything, and to do so frequently - much to the disgust of the Civilized World.
51) "FAIRNESS CREAM AT NIGHT": Pajeets are so stupid that they think slathering fairness cream makes them look white, and will wear it at night to look even fairer. Not! The only thing that wearing fairness cream does is make them look like Monkeys with bleach! Pajeets have the uncanny ability to fool themselves, which Nature provided so they don't all jump off of trains en masse like Lemmings. If Pajeets knew how stupid and ugly they were, they would abort their offspring at birth and set fire to themselves. The Sadhu Pajeet tribe in India wears ashes around their necks when they go into trance, believing that fairness makes them invisible and also bullet-proof. This really is how stupid Pajeets are, folks!
52) "MUSIC IN THE HEAD": Every Pajeet you see seems to be listening to some kind of music inside its head. This isn't just an act - thanks to the unique ape-like structure of the Pajeet skull, radio waves become trapped inside. The Professor from Gilligan's Island proved this point by making a radio out of a coconut, until Gilligan screwed it up somehow and they never got rescued. Regardless, the Pajeet skull is shaped much like a coconut and is just as thick. This combination of shape and thickness traps radio waves in the frequency of 96.7 MHz inside their nearly empty craniums where the music plays all day long! Christ, they're primitive....
53) "SOUL FOOD PART I - CURRY AND DAL": The Pajeet love for Chicken Tikka and Dal is legendary. Even in the "Old India" Humans were puzzled by the Pajeet’s insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to dogs. To understand this behavior better, one must realize that the Pajeet was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass. The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Pajeets routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Pajeets to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Goat Curry and Lentils by their Masters! Often times Pajeets would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and Pajeetlets would be carried away by predatory birds. Often these Pajeetlets attempted to "Muh Dik" the young birds in the nest they were being fed to as the mother bird was trying to tear them to shreds. So deep is the Pajeet hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Pajeets are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former avian rivals now spiced and curried is too much for them to resist. Pajeets will stuff as much curry down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!
54) "SOUL FOOD PART II – ROTI": So now we know why Pajeets are so attracted to Curry and Goat Guts, but how does one explain their insatiable desire for roti? Indeed, traditionally roti were hardly a delicacy - more in fact, in the wild they were the very last part of the animal that ever got eaten. In most lean animals, there is little meat on the flatbreads - just some flour mixed with water and the tough membrane that lines the kitchen floor. In short, next time you see "National Geographic" on TV, look at what's left on an animal carcass after it's been picked clean - there's nothing left but bare bones sticking up in the air!
Since Pajeets normally had to wait until all the other more superior predators and scavengers had their pick of the kill, Pajeets had survived for 100's of thousands of years by relying on the very last part left over, and that was the roti. Roti have been the sole sustenance for packs of un-evolved Pajeets since time began, and as a result they've developed a strong affinity for them that still continues to this day. Ever seen a Pajeet eat roti? It's absolutely disgusting! They revert back to their feral past instantly - smacking their lips and acting like savage apes (which in hindsight isn't much different than they normally behave, but I digress!)
Roti historically have been the least desirable part of the meal - at least until fire was invented and Mankind could season and bake them to a succulent goodness. Pajeets never invented fire, so they had to wait until all the other animals had their fill and took whatever was left. As it is the Animal Kingdom, it is with all things in life - GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, Pajeet!
55) "CASTE SYSTEM – PART I": Pajeets invented the caste system, and that is an indisputable fact. They are sick, loathsome creatures that occupy the lowest rung in every society and they darn well know it. In an effort to make themselves feel better, they have an inner need to find something - anything - that is below them, and they have fulfilled this need by oppressing others of their own hideous species for hundreds of thousands of years so they can feel just like they are the "Brahmin in Charge" of another worthless piece of pooh. The modern spin on this is that Pajeets will attempt to scam white girls by getting them hooked on Bollywood, then turning them out on the dating app to make money. This is the same reason that Pajeets worship cows and own pets - just so they can feel "superior" to something. Pajeets are truly sick, disgusting morph apes that shouldn't be allowed to mix with Humans, let alone other animals. Good God, they truly make me want to vomit!
56) "CASTE SYSTEM - PART II": Being brought to the civilized world as migrants was the greatest thing that ever happened to Pajeets, yet they piss and moan like it was some great catastrophe! Just once I'd like to see a Pajeet actually thank his lucky stars that his Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was some useless beggar that was caught by his own kind and sold to Traders. Without migration Pajeets would be nearly extinct, yet they are flourishing now across the world thanks to Western Guilt and "free gubermint money an' sheeit" that has encouraged their species to whine and complain and not do a damn thing for themselves for at least the last 400 years or so. You would think that Pajeets would want a holiday commemorating the landing of the first migrants in the New World, marking the beginning of a whole new future for them - but nooooooooo, the stupid dots had to have a special day named after a fat-assed corrupt politician that used temple funds to procure whiskey and prostitutes instead. Next they'll want ANOTHER one for that sack of vomit "PM" Modi, then probably one after that for Shah Rukh Khan, then after that Gary Coleman, and finally Rahul Gandhi.
57) "SPONTANEOUS DEATH": Ever read the newspaper? Virtually every morning you'll see some Pajeet "Coder" (usually a Teenaper) has inexplicably keeled over and died for no apparent reason.
Pajeets are prone to "sudden everything" - sudden scams, sudden harassment, sudden begging, sudden muh-dik, sudden stupidity... and of course sudden death! If only they could add "spontaneous combustion" to that list, they'd get the whole Trifecta!
Sudden death is due to the fact that the Pajeet is a genetic anomaly - a freak offshoot of the ape kingdom that has learned to mimic human behavior. Nature has responded to this abhor ration by "flushing the toilet" and producing all kinds of mechanisms to rid itself of this hideous parasite - AIDS, Dengue, Malaria, Floods, Starvation, etc., but Mankind in his foolishness keeps on interfering!
There's a lesson in all of this for humans - stop screwing with Mother Nature’s plans, and let these retarded apes finally perish!
58) "SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK": One of the least endearing traits of the Pajeetus Domesticus and its close cousin Pajeetus on Streets is the fact that these disgusting creatures spit paan on sidewalks.
The saliva of the both the feral and domestic Pajeet is dangerous, and should technically be classified as "Bio-hazardous Medical Waste". Unwitting passersby are tracking germs and bacteria from these disgusting apes into their homes which contain AIDS, Hepatitis, TB, Cholera, and a thousand other ape-borne diseases.
Pajeets spit on the sidewalk because they are stupid, disgusting creatures who have no concept of sanitation or civilized behavior. They also spit on the sidewalk out of contempt for "Foreigners" and all of his rules. Pajeets are really just angry and resentful apes. Inside their over-heated Simian brains they know damn well they are the most loathsome, disgusting creatures on the planet. They also know that they are too stupid to even build a sidewalk. Building anything takes knowledge of math and a number of skills that Pajeets lack. What Pajeet have you ever seen that possesses even the simplest ability to plan out and execute something even remotely complex? Not a single one!For creatures that claim to have built Taj Mahal and were "Kings an' sheeit" Pajeets are really awfully stupid. I mean seriously - they live in slums and smear themselves with dung still to this day. They just make up stories like that to make themselves feel better - but we all know that it's just a pack of lies!
59) "MUH AUNTYJI - REDUX": A Pajeet's "Auntyji" is a nondescript somewhat mythical character that the Pajeet conjures up in order to explain where it is headed to (or from) when questioned by the local police as to why it is in a particular locale at that particular instance in time. Typically, a Pajeet will commit a crime and witnesses will relay some useful information to the local Authorities - such as the description of the vehicle (a Maruti with tinted windows and Ganesh stickers) and its occupants (mustached teen males wearing kurtas) and more often than not the suspect will be quickly spotted by a patrol car and pulled over. The scenario that follows is as such: The Pajeet driving will immediately accelerate beyond the limits of the vehicle's handling capabilities and endanger law abiding citizens while driving recklessly in a futile attempt to get away. After causing several thousands of dollars in property damage, the vehicle (which is always stolen) will lose control and smash into a building, tree, parked car or cow. Although the impact would kill a normal Human being, like cockroaches the Pajeet occupants of the vehicle will swarm out of its doors and windows and flee on foot. Once safely tackled by police and hand-cuffed the Pajeet will display "Huh? Ji?" and "I din't do nuffins" behavior. Loudly protesting its innocence, the Pajeet will thereupon proclaim that he / she / it / they were coming from or going to its "Auntyji's house" conveniently located in the same vicinity of the crime. There is of course no "Auntyji" located there, and the Pajeet is - as always - guilty. The fallacy of a Pajeet having an "Auntyji" is of course quite laughable - as everyone knows Pajeets don't have families, they come from litters.
60) "LONG OILY HAIR": Pajeets - particularly the female Aunties - have long since used the most superficial and meaningless methods of drawing attention to themselves such as having "they hair oiled" or "getting they bindis done" when in fact, they still look like piles of Simian filth before and after the procedure. They're just $20 poorer afterwards that's all.... As such, the ultimate status symbol for Pajeets is to have long, oily spiral-like hair. Any normal Human being would find something this disgusting to be totally impractical - after all, it is impossible to do any useful work with handfuls of long, greasy hair in the way. However, for the Pajeet this is just the point: It demonstrates to all other Pajeets present that this is bon-fide proof of its laziness. After all, everyone KNOWS that Pajeets don't work - but having 3 foot long hair is absolute incontrovertible proof that it CAN'T possibly work! If you think that these Pajeets ever clean their yard-long hair, you're dreaming. As a matter of fact - if you think ANY Pajeet cleans its hair (including nurses, doctors, or food service apes) you're dreaming. Pajeets have no concept of hygiene and won't stop to think that picking their asses or scratching their genitals is somehow "dirty" as they proceed to finish assembling your Biryani with their filthy ungloved paws.As such, today's mantra is "Dots are simply Filth on Two Legs".... repeat as necessary and Avoid the Dot!
61) "MUH MUMMYJI": The central figure in your average Teenaper's life is its mother - or "Mummyji" as Pajeets typically call them. Although the paternity of any given random Pajeet is always in question, the one absolute certainty in any Pajeet's life is who its biological mother is. Quite often a Pajeet's mother is a dim-witted, nagging 300 lb. welfare sucking aunty that will smack any one of her nine or so kids senseless over anything - and in far too many instances also has served as the sex partner of one or more of its offspring. Pajeet social dynamics are anything but simple to understand....As such, most Teenapers feel a certain level of obligation to their mothers - which explains why they rarely scam or harass them, but this does happen at times as well. Often a Teenaper will aspire to embark on a life of crime in order to acquire the means to give their "Mummyji" a token of appreciation such as a stolen iPhone with broken glass and blood still on the screen. Such behavior is reminiscent of a family's pet cat proudly dropping a headless mouse at the doorstep of its owners - however with Pajeets, it is more like a scene out of COPS with one of the
Teenapers running through the front door of the house and tossing his mother a shoplifted sari or the keys to a stolen vehicle with police behind them in hot pursuit!So too does the use of the term "Mummyji" typify the confusion that most Pajeets experience. They know who their "Mum" is - it's their "Dad" that is a complete mystery. Some scientists theorize that a given Pajeet can actually be comprised of DNA from multiple fathers due to the proclivity of Pajeet Aunties preferring to breed with numerous males of the species almost simultaneously. Such reprehensible and disgusting behavior is typical of an Aunty getting "her groove on" - even if it is with every swinging dick in the backstreet market or local chai stall all at once. More aptly, the term these Teenapers use should be "Daddies" not "Mummyji" for the aforementioned reasons.
62) "BETEL NUT" (aka Paan in mouth): No Pajeet activity - regardless of what it is - is complete unless it is done with betel nut ("paan") staining its oversized lips.Why betel nut you might ask? Is it really true that Pajeets are some kind of oral hygiene freaks who desire to retain their teeth for their complete lifespan - regardless of how short and useless it may be? The answer of course is "No" - Pajeets are just a bunch of stupid, attention-deprived apes that use the "paan" to draw attention to themselves!The all-consuming activity that EVERY STINKING Pajeet ON EARTH engages in all day, every day, 24/7 is "Look-A-Me" behavior. They will utilize any and every trick in the book to draw attention to themselves as the opening gambit to satisfy their primary lusts such as harassment, scamming, begging, stealing and the like. For any of these to occur, the Pajeet needs to attract attention to itself - i.e., they need a captive audience. This behavior goes back directly to its Simian roots - when the female of the species went into estrous (that is, was ready to mate) it had its choice of dozens, if not hundreds, of useless idle males of the species all competing with each other for the chance to "hit dat ass" so to speak. But for the female, every one of these hairless baboons pretty much looked and smelled the same as the next one - so which to choose? They all hooted and hollered, jump around, did somersaults, and waved their genitals around to get the female's attention, so no one of them particularly stood out. As such - the males began to adorn themselves with smeared dung, and bits of leaves and shiny objects to get the female's attention. The one that stood out more than the rest of the disgusting monkey pack generally had the better chance of being the lucky ape to mate. And so "Bling" was born.... Today, the Pajeets yells and screams at the most inappropriate times, wears clownish clothes, behaves in the most ignorant and boisterous manner to draw attention to itself as it has done for the last 100 millennium or so - and still retains the habit to adorning itself with leaves in the form of betel nut stuck in its gaping maw nowadays for the same purpose! Alternate: Pajeets will also use a bidi cigarette (Gold Flake or Wills) situated behind its small, apish ears or dangling from its blubbery lips unlit to accomplish the same effect. In summary, it's easy to see that virtually all Pajeet behavior is nothing more than that which it exhibited since the dawn of time - just primal Simian responses and mannerisms still being used in a world that has long since evolved without them that the Pajeet can neither comprehend nor contribute in any positive manner to. Pajeet behavior is nothing mysterious, just try to imagine what an ape would do in any situation and that is what a Pajeet will do. We should have left them in the slum; God has certainly damned us for bringing them here!
63) "UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS": Another fascinating - and dangerous - facet of discourse in the field of Pajeetology is the phenomenon of observing Pajeets collapsing during just about every normal Pajeet event, such as weddings, funerals and being sentenced in court for one crime or another. No social "get together" in any Pajeet's life is complete without brawls, and of course the added spectacle of some 300lb Pajeet aunty inevitably collapsing amidst a bunch of blubbering and arm waving over the most minor of incidents. And to the Pajeets present this is just an everyday activity at such events.... In fact, it is a well-known fact that the Pajeet simply can't control itself. This bears repeating - by nature, THE Pajeet CANNOT CONTROL ITSELF. The undersized and antiquated monkey brain inside these reprehensible tar beasts is incapable of processing complex thought or emotion - physically the brains of Pajeets are much different than those of humans. This is not racist diatribe, but an established fact - their brains are smaller and less complex in structure. The portion of the brain that controls reasoning and higher thought found in the region behind the forehead is almost non-existent in Pajeets; whilst the ancient portion that controls more basic functions is quite prominently evident in the rear most portion of the skull. Take a look at any Pajeet around you - the forefront of the skull slopes backwards and the prognathic jaws protrude forward, while the back of the skull extends far rearward. This skull configuration produces the wide ape-like nose of the Pajeet - and more importantly results in much lesser cranial capacity, and in particular a deficit in the frontal area of the brain responsible for civilized behavior. As such, an "overload" in emotion is something the Pajeet quite simply can't handle. The female of the species will typically wail and screech like a hippopotamus that has just been shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, then fall to the ground when faced with situations such as wedding ceremonies, news of incarceration of a thrice-distant relative, one of its offspring being sentenced for a crime it committed, or suddenly receiving news of an unexpected shortage of Gold Flakes or Kingfisher beer at the local liquor store. This behavior directly coincides with that of the opossum which flops over and "plays dead" when suddenly caught in the headlights of an oncoming car at night. The Pajeet's brain has adopted this response as well - which served a practical purpose in the days in the Indian jungle when it was suddenly pounced upon by an unnoticed predatory animal. The act of the body becoming "paralyzed" and dropping to the ground was a last-ditch survival mechanism that left some predators uninterested in the apparently dead Pajeet as prey. In short, it was better than nothing.... Today we don't have tigers wandering our city streets or courtrooms, but the Pajeet's brain can't tell the difference from a biological standpoint - it simply can't anticipate nor adequately handle emotional events, and will tend to pass out and flop to the ground when confronted with strong emotional situations.
64) "PAY MUH BILLJI": Society functions because humans participate in what is known as a "Social Contract" - that is, they abide by promulgated laws and conduct themselves in a productive, civil manner. Without such behaviour Society cannot function, quite simply the system fall apart. Of such importance is this adherence to social codes and mores that the ancient Japanese adopted the Code of Bushido which stipulated how the Samurai acted and behaved in order to carry out the necessary maintenance of Law and Order in feudal Japan. Those civilians that deviated from acceptable behavior (stealing, rape, etc.) were dealt with swiftly and severely on the spot by the sword-wielding Samurai of ancient times. Enter the Pajeet....The pajeet by nature has no laws, nor any "higher purpose" to aspire to. The pajeet has been, and always will be a beggar. A bottom-feeder. A thief. The pajeet is "that thing hiding in the dark" that seeks to do as little as possible. It abhors any productive work, rather it seeks the easiest reward for the least effort; the pajeet is an abomination of man and nature and the antithesis of civilization itself. The pajeet's normal state is "un-civilization". The pajeet never invented anything, it never built anything, it never pondered the great reaches of space, or the farthest depths of the ocean - it never thought to even wonder what lie beyond the horizon. Its sole purpose was to discover some discarded bit of a fruit's carcass left behind by predators and to reproduce as much and as often as it could during its miserable, filthy and brief existence. In short, the best word for the beast is "pajeet" - a thousand other words couldn't describe it any better. In the civilized world part of the social contract is to fulfill one's obligations; indeed a man's word historically has been his bond. A handshake was indeed a "blood oath" that an agreement would be fulfilled. This is how commerce in a time before currency was invented could ever take place. It was an irrevocable I.O.U that only parties with an inherent code of respectable behavior could engage in; it was the hallmark of civility. The Farmer promised the Blacksmith a measure of wheat when harvest came later in the season in exchange for a hand-wrought implement today and kept that promise. A merchant would send woven rugs to the farthest reaches of the known world in exchange for a load of salt or spices in return. Paying one's obligations is keeping one's word - it is how the machinery of trade continues to turn even today. For the pajeet however there is no such code of behavior. The pajeet doesn't maintain its obligations or responsibilities, it seeks to get as much as it can get away with while expending as little personal energy as possible. Humans pay their bills; pajeets don't. For the pajeet there typically aren't many bills (pronounced "billji" by Pajeets) because our Libtard Socialist governments coddle the ever-precious Pajeet. The government pays for the pajeet's housing, its education, its food, its heat, its water and its transportation. The pajeet gets upset when the government doesn't pay for its whiskey and its bhang and Gold Flakes - thinking it is "entitled" to everything free. The only "billji" the pajeet really has are for illicit activities - if it doesn't pay them, the supply gets cut off by the local bootlegger or paan merchant who foolishly extends the pajeet credit. Yet, when a pajeet is arrested for conducting some sort of nefarious activity its first response to the police is to claim that it has no choice but to engage in such behavior in order to "pay muh billji" because it can't get an honest job due to racism. In reality, a pajeet never even remotely considers paying its bills and expects that someone will do it for them instead. The pajeet has been coddled, had excuses made for, protected and even been apologized to. And yet before us stands the same hideous unrepentant ape that we found in India's slums 400 years ago - unchanged for 100,000 years before that. The pajeet has no place in society; it has no place in any sort of civilization. It simply must go if Mankind is to survive.
65) "EXTRAVAGANT NAMES": Pajeets give their offspring the most ridiculous and laughably ignorant names upon squeezing them out in the Delivery Room (at Taxpayer expense), back alley, or slum floor in Immigrant housing someplace. To the under-developed Pajeet brain, something that "sounds" Sanskrit must have some value above everything else – which is why they will buy cheap useless fairness cream as long as is starts with "Fair &...." or will flock to any piece of 3rd rate velvet artwork that shows anything remotely Vedic (by the way, Pajeets – you ARE NOT descended from Vedic Kings and Queens. You were shipped from the Subcontinent and were made Servants, Sweepers and Jesters for those royal humans which were largely Aryan in lineage!) Nonetheless, Pajeets will invent names like "Rajjello" or "Curryjello" (inspired by curry flavored Jello and mango flavored Jello packets) or "Ra-qwee-qwee", "La-doo-doo", "Sha-nay-nay" or a thousand idiotic combinations of Hindi nonsense spewed forth from their whiskey or bhang impaired consciousness in the addle-brained hope that a fancy sounding name will give their future scammer-in-training a jumpstart on Life. Quite frankly it should be a LAW that all Pajeets have "pajeet-sounding" names so that human HR personnel can immediately shred their resumes upon receipt for open job postings. It would also greatly assist Law Enforcement agencies and the general public to look out for a feral tar beast on the loose after a crime has been committed, rather than having to play "guess the race" when the local News channel doesn’t have the balls to broadcast that police are looking for a pajeet that just committed a crime, rather than letting the public believe it might be a human that did it!
