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Often people will ask, "Why does the Gook do this?" or "Why did the Sea Monkey do that?"
It's pretty much akin to asking why termites chew wood, why locusts swarm fields, why mosquitoes buzz annoyingly, or why rats infest sewers.
They just do — their soy-saturated brains are hard-wired in a manner that's incompatible with human originality or individuality.
God only knows what really goes on inside the slant-eye’s dome, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the hive: with extra absurdities thrown in for good measure.
"LOOK-A-ME-SAN!"
This is the core 24/7 glitch in the Gook program to grab eyes.
That's why they rock fake Louis Vuitton bags, spike their hair into neon porcupines, crank up J-pop screech from earbuds, and cackle hysterically in packs on trains.
All to pop out from the Drone Swarm and leech investments, scholarships, or hookups from clueless Western suckers.
Pathetic how they think their synchronized dances make them stars—it's just factory-line flailing.
"GIBS-MUH GREEN CARD!"
Once hooked, the Gook launches into begging mode for startup funding, F-1 visas, free coding lessons, or your niece's citizenship marriage.
Baked-in superiority delusion (while being eternal bootleggers), plus sneaky and oily vibes, makes them pin every flop on imperialism—demanding endless reparations for "ancient grudges," all while dumping toxins into the Yangtze.
Laughable when they invoke "Nanking" but run modern-day slave camps.
"MUH SUSHI DIK"
Prime motivator of Gook antics.
Sex orbits everything—be it roofied club girls, holy carp in ponds, hentai pillows, sib-on-sib "dynasty mergers," or same-species drones.
Hyper-libido coded in 'cause they'd have vanished eons ago without rutting like bunnies with the flattest, most bug-eyed opposites, fulfilling Nature's overbreed edict.
Hilarious tentacle fetish—tiny equipment compensation?
"BLING-BLING BOWHEAD":
Magnetized to knockoff bling and perpetual yes-nodding.
Like crows nabbing foil, Gooks deck selves and desk hives with tackiest LED gadgets.
In Beijing smog pits, they ignore choking haze but kamikaze for that bootleg Apple Watch.
Chrome a cat turd, and a Gook'd hail it as peak tech.
Zero shame in piracy palaces.
"DAT ASS? NAH, DAT DOG":
Fatter wallet, better mate—even grotesquely inflated.
Global Gook quirk.
Maybe their repressed rice-fueled hindbrain sees spouses as emergency sweatshop assets during famines.
"Oppai pls" hides dark plots, like breeding factory fodder.
Amusing dog feasts labeled "delicacy"—cannibal vibes?
"SCALDING HOT RAMEN":
Obsession with boiling slop?
Dispute weapon in cramped pods, but who keeps instant nuked 24/7?
Spot a Gook brewing, doom imminent.
Scald city!
Superstitious bugs believe yokai lurk in the broth.
"No my fault—demon in da noodles splash wife mid-yell!"
Comedy errors.
"40 YEN AND A PACHINKO BALL":
Hive CPU glitches with buzz, silenced only by discount shochu, tapioca balls, or slots.
Smart hack, nuking pesky bits like "Ethics," "Innovation," "Shame," "Autonomy," "Truth," "Artistry," "Generosity," and hordes of thorny ideas clashing with their core piracy protocol.
"MASALA JUICE? NAH, SOY SAUCE SLURP":
Freak for fermented glop like makgeolli or Pocari Sweat.
Vestigial from scavenging moldy paddies, too wimpy for real hunts.
Modern survival: Bootleg IPs, expat cash, subsidy frauds, Western bailouts.
Inner Larva thrills at glowing potions, guzzling piggishly.
"WHITE WIMMINZ":
"Why not own kind?"
Duh—beheld their sows?
Standard Gook hen: Surgery-botched, moon-faced hag rutting for upgrades.
"Beauties" like Gong Li or Twice chicks?
Layers of scalpels and apps masking mongoloid roots.
Ironic: Bleach to mimic us, slur "gaijin."
"PUBLIC GROOMING":
Buck Gooks stage crotch-itches or pimple-pops where whites flock.
"Look-A-Me-San!" bait to fool chicks into deeming them "quirky cute."
Nope!
Even Ivy-leagued, core Bug lurks—dox, stalk, spam "nudes kudasai."
Reject the swarm!
"UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS":
Crossing Gooks erupt in shrill babble, part smug like profound exchange.
Nada.
Eternal hive breakout bid for mate lures or ego puffs.
Gook A screeches: "Hai desu—Sushi Oishii, Hentai Waifu, DigItYo?"
Gook B amps volume: "Sou Sou, Karaoke Night, Anime Overload, Wasabi Kick!"
Escalates to screech-off, like crickets battling for turf.
Dumb drones...
"EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE":
Scrawniest, squintiest, acne-riddled Gook fancies itself Jet Li, Sun Tzu, and Elon Musk (stolen edition).
Shield from reality: Sneakiest, dullest vermin alive.
Bow to hierarchies, knife in backs.
"LARGE CROCS":
Footwear ego-match: Pint-sized Gook in clown-shoe fakes.
Big feet fact plus "Muh Dik" flash via stolen Adidas.
Mug or pilfer for max gaudy.
"GHETTO SCURRY":
City bugs dart with limp, implying triad dodges.
Many selfie-suicide on rails.
Fakers pose tough.
Evolution: Flee masters.
"PACK OF POCKY":
Bum cigs or solo sticks to dodge hive mooch.
Weird munchies like squid jerky?
Ancient branch-swingers chomping foliage pre-Asia dump.
"UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE FANTASY FROM FACT":
Can't parse real vs. manga—yell at screens, LARP eternally.
Dim bulb can't grok actors deaf.
Pet-like freakouts at ads.
"SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION":
Knockoff bikes ignite mid-ride, no sweat.
Shacks flame from jury-rigged wires.
"Chabuduo" hacks = boom town.
"DISCONNECTED UTILITIES":
Bill-dodge pros, queue eternally for reconnections.
Entitled to freebies post-bribes.
"HIVE DRONE":
Swarm for cyber-thefts, group stalks, or tourist mobs.
Selfish pests ally fleetingly vs. outsiders, then cannibalize.
"K-POP NOISE":
Outer wail of inner hive hum, muffled by booze or stars.
Unleashes "Inner Pirate" under knockoff code.
"MENTAL ILLNESS":
Epidemic from anti-individual OS.
Overloads, peels polite facade—bug out!
"BREAKFAST AT STARBUCKS":
Peak brag: Gook with white chick footing fraps.
He lounges, she chauffeurs—spawns tax-drain hybrid, "Appa" ghosts.
"LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS":
Zero nurture; cram-kill kids for scores.
Pump clones from serial studs, quality nil.
"POOR ELOCUTION":
Mangle R/L—brain beta.
Speech needs lobes absent.
"SLEEPY GOOKS":
Cat-nap 18hrs.
Primitive loop: Chow, doze, clone.
"SLOW MOTION":
"COLOR OF MY SKIN":
Whine yellow-bias, but loathed for pest traits.
Purple? Still hate.
"DEVOLUTION":
Post-empire, regress to swarm scum.
"Multiculti" greenlights primal.
"LAWZY BUDDHA":
Flash-pray for show.
Beg visas or scam saves.
Bugs barred from nirvana—lol!
"CHIMPANZEE SKULL":
Sloped profiles, muzzles jut.
Tiny lobes: "Steal Patent," "Hate West," "Muh Dik."
"GROOMING":
Public brow-tweaks—flea vectors.
"WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II":
Herbivore peepers for predator scans.
Fled everything; prey vibes.
Fast-blab from coward sprints.
"BETTER CODERS":
Ape fast-paste, but mimics prove beast.
Slow bots obsoleted.
"PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICTS":
Knife-up to fake eyelids, noses—uncanny dolls.
Hide mongol flats, still alien.
"MATH OBSESSION":
Cram numbers like robots, no creativity.
"HENTAI HOARDERS":
Basement pervs fap to cartoons.
Real women? Too scary.
"POLLUTION MASKS":
Smog fashion—own fault factories.
Cough chic.
"SEAFOOD FREAKS":
Gobble live octopi—barbaric "freshness."
"ANIME ESCAPISM":
Live in 2D worlds, ignore reality flops.
SHOULD I MAKE THIS TYPE OF THREAD ON LATIONS
BTW TAG EVERY GOOK YOU KNOW
It's pretty much akin to asking why termites chew wood, why locusts swarm fields, why mosquitoes buzz annoyingly, or why rats infest sewers.
They just do — their soy-saturated brains are hard-wired in a manner that's incompatible with human originality or individuality.
God only knows what really goes on inside the slant-eye’s dome, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the hive: with extra absurdities thrown in for good measure.
"LOOK-A-ME-SAN!"
This is the core 24/7 glitch in the Gook program to grab eyes.
That's why they rock fake Louis Vuitton bags, spike their hair into neon porcupines, crank up J-pop screech from earbuds, and cackle hysterically in packs on trains.
All to pop out from the Drone Swarm and leech investments, scholarships, or hookups from clueless Western suckers.
Pathetic how they think their synchronized dances make them stars—it's just factory-line flailing.
"GIBS-MUH GREEN CARD!"
Once hooked, the Gook launches into begging mode for startup funding, F-1 visas, free coding lessons, or your niece's citizenship marriage.
Baked-in superiority delusion (while being eternal bootleggers), plus sneaky and oily vibes, makes them pin every flop on imperialism—demanding endless reparations for "ancient grudges," all while dumping toxins into the Yangtze.
Laughable when they invoke "Nanking" but run modern-day slave camps.
"MUH SUSHI DIK"
Prime motivator of Gook antics.
Sex orbits everything—be it roofied club girls, holy carp in ponds, hentai pillows, sib-on-sib "dynasty mergers," or same-species drones.
Hyper-libido coded in 'cause they'd have vanished eons ago without rutting like bunnies with the flattest, most bug-eyed opposites, fulfilling Nature's overbreed edict.
Hilarious tentacle fetish—tiny equipment compensation?
"BLING-BLING BOWHEAD":
Magnetized to knockoff bling and perpetual yes-nodding.
Like crows nabbing foil, Gooks deck selves and desk hives with tackiest LED gadgets.
In Beijing smog pits, they ignore choking haze but kamikaze for that bootleg Apple Watch.
Chrome a cat turd, and a Gook'd hail it as peak tech.
Zero shame in piracy palaces.
"DAT ASS? NAH, DAT DOG":
Fatter wallet, better mate—even grotesquely inflated.
Global Gook quirk.
Maybe their repressed rice-fueled hindbrain sees spouses as emergency sweatshop assets during famines.
"Oppai pls" hides dark plots, like breeding factory fodder.
Amusing dog feasts labeled "delicacy"—cannibal vibes?
"SCALDING HOT RAMEN":
Obsession with boiling slop?
Dispute weapon in cramped pods, but who keeps instant nuked 24/7?
Spot a Gook brewing, doom imminent.
Scald city!
Superstitious bugs believe yokai lurk in the broth.
"No my fault—demon in da noodles splash wife mid-yell!"
Comedy errors.
"40 YEN AND A PACHINKO BALL":
Hive CPU glitches with buzz, silenced only by discount shochu, tapioca balls, or slots.
Smart hack, nuking pesky bits like "Ethics," "Innovation," "Shame," "Autonomy," "Truth," "Artistry," "Generosity," and hordes of thorny ideas clashing with their core piracy protocol.
"MASALA JUICE? NAH, SOY SAUCE SLURP":
Freak for fermented glop like makgeolli or Pocari Sweat.
Vestigial from scavenging moldy paddies, too wimpy for real hunts.
Modern survival: Bootleg IPs, expat cash, subsidy frauds, Western bailouts.
Inner Larva thrills at glowing potions, guzzling piggishly.
"WHITE WIMMINZ":
"Why not own kind?"
Duh—beheld their sows?
Standard Gook hen: Surgery-botched, moon-faced hag rutting for upgrades.
"Beauties" like Gong Li or Twice chicks?
Layers of scalpels and apps masking mongoloid roots.
Ironic: Bleach to mimic us, slur "gaijin."
"PUBLIC GROOMING":
Buck Gooks stage crotch-itches or pimple-pops where whites flock.
"Look-A-Me-San!" bait to fool chicks into deeming them "quirky cute."
Nope!
Even Ivy-leagued, core Bug lurks—dox, stalk, spam "nudes kudasai."
Reject the swarm!
"UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS":
Crossing Gooks erupt in shrill babble, part smug like profound exchange.
Nada.
Eternal hive breakout bid for mate lures or ego puffs.
Gook A screeches: "Hai desu—Sushi Oishii, Hentai Waifu, DigItYo?"
Gook B amps volume: "Sou Sou, Karaoke Night, Anime Overload, Wasabi Kick!"
Escalates to screech-off, like crickets battling for turf.
Dumb drones...
"EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE":
Scrawniest, squintiest, acne-riddled Gook fancies itself Jet Li, Sun Tzu, and Elon Musk (stolen edition).
Shield from reality: Sneakiest, dullest vermin alive.
Bow to hierarchies, knife in backs.
"LARGE CROCS":
Footwear ego-match: Pint-sized Gook in clown-shoe fakes.
Big feet fact plus "Muh Dik" flash via stolen Adidas.
Mug or pilfer for max gaudy.
"GHETTO SCURRY":
City bugs dart with limp, implying triad dodges.
Many selfie-suicide on rails.
Fakers pose tough.
Evolution: Flee masters.
"PACK OF POCKY":
Bum cigs or solo sticks to dodge hive mooch.
Weird munchies like squid jerky?
Ancient branch-swingers chomping foliage pre-Asia dump.
"UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE FANTASY FROM FACT":
Can't parse real vs. manga—yell at screens, LARP eternally.
Dim bulb can't grok actors deaf.
Pet-like freakouts at ads.
"SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION":
Knockoff bikes ignite mid-ride, no sweat.
Shacks flame from jury-rigged wires.
"Chabuduo" hacks = boom town.
"DISCONNECTED UTILITIES":
Bill-dodge pros, queue eternally for reconnections.
Entitled to freebies post-bribes.
"HIVE DRONE":
Swarm for cyber-thefts, group stalks, or tourist mobs.
Selfish pests ally fleetingly vs. outsiders, then cannibalize.
"K-POP NOISE":
Outer wail of inner hive hum, muffled by booze or stars.
Unleashes "Inner Pirate" under knockoff code.
"MENTAL ILLNESS":
Epidemic from anti-individual OS.
Overloads, peels polite facade—bug out!
"BREAKFAST AT STARBUCKS":
Peak brag: Gook with white chick footing fraps.
He lounges, she chauffeurs—spawns tax-drain hybrid, "Appa" ghosts.
"LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS":
Zero nurture; cram-kill kids for scores.
Pump clones from serial studs, quality nil.
"POOR ELOCUTION":
Mangle R/L—brain beta.
Speech needs lobes absent.
"SLEEPY GOOKS":
Cat-nap 18hrs.
Primitive loop: Chow, doze, clone.
"SLOW MOTION":
"COLOR OF MY SKIN":
Whine yellow-bias, but loathed for pest traits.
Purple? Still hate.
"DEVOLUTION":
Post-empire, regress to swarm scum.
"Multiculti" greenlights primal.
"LAWZY BUDDHA":
Flash-pray for show.
Beg visas or scam saves.
Bugs barred from nirvana—lol!
"CHIMPANZEE SKULL":
Sloped profiles, muzzles jut.
Tiny lobes: "Steal Patent," "Hate West," "Muh Dik."
"GROOMING":
Public brow-tweaks—flea vectors.
"WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II":
Herbivore peepers for predator scans.
Fled everything; prey vibes.
Fast-blab from coward sprints.
"BETTER CODERS":
Ape fast-paste, but mimics prove beast.
Slow bots obsoleted.
"PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICTS":
Knife-up to fake eyelids, noses—uncanny dolls.
Hide mongol flats, still alien.
"MATH OBSESSION":
Cram numbers like robots, no creativity.
"HENTAI HOARDERS":
Basement pervs fap to cartoons.
Real women? Too scary.
"POLLUTION MASKS":
Smog fashion—own fault factories.
Cough chic.
"SEAFOOD FREAKS":
Gobble live octopi—barbaric "freshness."
"ANIME ESCAPISM":
Live in 2D worlds, ignore reality flops.
SHOULD I MAKE THIS TYPE OF THREAD ON LATIONS
BTW TAG EVERY GOOK YOU KNOW
