BigJimsWornOutTires
Fire
- Joined
- Feb 6, 2021
- Posts
- 27,900
- Reputation
- 34,327
I have problems. Well... not "your" problems, but problems I deal with daily. I'd rather stop there, though. Sharing these disturbances might injure fragile feelings. Eh, fuck it. I'm about done with this forum anyway.
Squirrels are eating birds. That's the problem I have. I am sick and tired of watching these tree rodents eat the flying rats' young. The fuck is wrong with nature? And I don't want to hear from some incest geek claiming, "Muh they're trying to balance their protein intake." Fuck you!
Sure, I can pluck them off one by one. But I'm not cleaning these filthy rats. And besides, I'm not wealthy, so I'd rather not eat their garbage. Ugh, those cooks with their witty humor.
So there are chefs from poor upbringings who finally make it to the big league. They get careers at fancy restaurants catering to the filthy rich. However, ugh, smh again, that need for retribution eats at them daily. One morning, in the alley behind the restaurant, the wide-grinning chef snatches a rat. Shortly later, he skins him alive—keeps the meat fresh this way. He cooks it and serves the rich, the rodent disguised as Hearty prime rib from the Bonaval De Carishon of Italy.
A snobby feller with obvious signs of plastic surgery reads the dish of the evening on the menu. He smacks his lips and reacts, "Mmm, this entrée sounds too delicious not to order."
Thirty minutes later, motherfucker's eating a rat.
Ugh, the chef who worked for the Obamas surely was an angry feller. But one early morning ended his sick retribution mission.
Mr. Chef is skinning a rat to feed the Obamas while singing to himself that song from MC Hammer, You can't touch this. Suddenly, unexpectedly, a black swinging penis comes strolling into the kitchen—Michelle. "The fuck you do with that rat?" She asked.
He said it was for him because this was a poor person's diet. But she saw her special lunch box opened with her name on it, which read, "Mik Michelle's Lunch."
Shaking my head. The next day, this is how they addressed Mr. Funny Man:
I'm not for nasty business; I'm not rich. They do these things with impunity. Only a few peasants match play them, though. But why risk so much for such petty acts? Why not follow the leader instead? Think about it. Follow them and watch where this all leads.
When they treat lower classes like shit all of their lives, the intelligent peasants working under them will stop sharing wisdom and yet, nod to their delusional ideas. Many of them understand that the rich steal everything. All the fantastic inventions we have today are derived from inside a poor feller's brain. Some held on to theirs with copyright lawyers and had a little success, but it was short-lived. The rich will eventually steal it and make the victim public enemy number one, or as they call them today, conspiracy theorists.
The wealthy family's arrogance in our nation belittles China's powerful communist party. They insist they steal everything. And this is correct. However, if we were to give balls to each side... China has the biggest because they steal from our super-rich. Our rich steal from the poor. Do you see? China is winning in every category, including wealthy behavior. No wonder why Bill Gates enjoys sucking their wittle cocks in exchange for respect and privileges. He's a rich motherfucker, and he thinks... China won.
Squirrels are eating birds. That's the problem I have. I am sick and tired of watching these tree rodents eat the flying rats' young. The fuck is wrong with nature? And I don't want to hear from some incest geek claiming, "Muh they're trying to balance their protein intake." Fuck you!
Sure, I can pluck them off one by one. But I'm not cleaning these filthy rats. And besides, I'm not wealthy, so I'd rather not eat their garbage. Ugh, those cooks with their witty humor.
So there are chefs from poor upbringings who finally make it to the big league. They get careers at fancy restaurants catering to the filthy rich. However, ugh, smh again, that need for retribution eats at them daily. One morning, in the alley behind the restaurant, the wide-grinning chef snatches a rat. Shortly later, he skins him alive—keeps the meat fresh this way. He cooks it and serves the rich, the rodent disguised as Hearty prime rib from the Bonaval De Carishon of Italy.
A snobby feller with obvious signs of plastic surgery reads the dish of the evening on the menu. He smacks his lips and reacts, "Mmm, this entrée sounds too delicious not to order."
Thirty minutes later, motherfucker's eating a rat.
Ugh, the chef who worked for the Obamas surely was an angry feller. But one early morning ended his sick retribution mission.
Mr. Chef is skinning a rat to feed the Obamas while singing to himself that song from MC Hammer, You can't touch this. Suddenly, unexpectedly, a black swinging penis comes strolling into the kitchen—Michelle. "The fuck you do with that rat?" She asked.
He said it was for him because this was a poor person's diet. But she saw her special lunch box opened with her name on it, which read, "
Shaking my head. The next day, this is how they addressed Mr. Funny Man:
I'm not for nasty business; I'm not rich. They do these things with impunity. Only a few peasants match play them, though. But why risk so much for such petty acts? Why not follow the leader instead? Think about it. Follow them and watch where this all leads.
When they treat lower classes like shit all of their lives, the intelligent peasants working under them will stop sharing wisdom and yet, nod to their delusional ideas. Many of them understand that the rich steal everything. All the fantastic inventions we have today are derived from inside a poor feller's brain. Some held on to theirs with copyright lawyers and had a little success, but it was short-lived. The rich will eventually steal it and make the victim public enemy number one, or as they call them today, conspiracy theorists.
The wealthy family's arrogance in our nation belittles China's powerful communist party. They insist they steal everything. And this is correct. However, if we were to give balls to each side... China has the biggest because they steal from our super-rich. Our rich steal from the poor. Do you see? China is winning in every category, including wealthy behavior. No wonder why Bill Gates enjoys sucking their wittle cocks in exchange for respect and privileges. He's a rich motherfucker, and he thinks... China won.
Last edited:
