Update on Bat (he ded)

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Found it and killed it by stabbing it with a spear-like walking stick my roomate has. He was hanging upside down in the crack between my doorframe and the wall. Insane hiding spot I barely noticed him coming up the stairs today.
It was a pretty sordid affair ngl, when I trapped him with the end of the stick he started chittering super loud and his gross little hands were scrabbling around the doorframe trying to get out. Then when I pushed in he just gave kind of a whimper and died immediately.
An open-casket funeral will be held at @LordNorwood's home on the 17th, all are invited. Reception to follow.
 
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i will bring flowers
 
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ded srs?
 
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i will bring flowers
I'd like to have at least a couple speakers, would you say a few words?
@PrettyBoyMaxxing @AbandonShip @Blackout.xl
You eloquent gentlemen are invited to speak as well
 
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Good riddance
 
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I would probably shit my pants and set my room on fire ngl

High t behavior, I know.
 
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dark triad behavior
 
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High T Behaviour:

Uploading pics so we know you aren't larping
 
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I would probably shit my pants and set my room on fire ngl

High t behavior, I know.
I was telling my roomate earlier that now I know what my immediate fear response is and I'm pretty satisfied with it ngl
When I was lying in bed last night and I heard/felt this gross nigga zoom by my ear I was like "Ahhh! Fuck!"
good to know my instinctual reaction to shit is not a girly scream tbh
High T Behaviour:

Uploading pics so we know you aren't larping
Best I got is this, the corpse is already bagged up and thrown away
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This is the crack he was hiding in. It doesn't show up well on camera but there is a slight bloodstain on the wall now where I Vlad the Impalered him
 
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I'd like to have at least a couple speakers, would you say a few words?
@PrettyBoyMaxxing @AbandonShip @Blackout.xl
You eloquent gentlemen are invited to speak as well
I shall.
 
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I was telling my roomate earlier that now I know what my immediate fear response is and I'm pretty satisfied with it ngl
When I was lying in bed last night and I heard/felt this gross nigga zoom by my ear I was like "Ahhh! Fuck!"
good to know my instinctual reaction to shit is not a girly scream tbh

Best I got is this, the corpse is already bagged up and thrown away
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This is the crack he was hiding in. It doesn't show up well on camera but there is a slight bloodstain on the wall now where I Vlad the Impalered him
I scream like a bitch playing PUBG mobile so only God’s knows how ill react to a bat flying in my face...
 
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This is what I killed him with
Gf in the background of pic 2
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You did the right thing tbh.
Thoes fuckers can carry rabies and other nasty shit.
 
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show corpse
 
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You did the right thing tbh.
Thoes fuckers can carry rabies and other nasty shit.
Yeah. My roommate helped me out and he got a good look on its face while it was alive (he had a different angle on it than me) and he said the teeth looked nasty as fuck
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I can't, we triple bagged it in plastic bags and tossed it in the trash outside
I fucked it up pretty good though.
 
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I can't, we triple bagged it in plastic bags and tossed it in the trash outside
I fucked it up pretty good though.
brutal

pouring one out for the lil nigga tho tbh
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brutal

pouring one out for the lil nigga tho tbh
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He was bold af, he didn't deserve this. He deserved many more years hunting bugs and shit, banging little Stacy bats in the cave, etc.
I got the sense he was a Chad bat. He was a fighter. Brave enough to fly right by my ear and succeeded in hiding from me for a full day.
 
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Found it and killed it by stabbing it with a spear-like walking stick my roomate has. He was hanging upside down in the crack between my doorframe and the wall. Insane hiding spot I barely noticed him coming up the stairs today.
It was a pretty sordid affair ngl, when I trapped him with the end of the stick he started chittering super loud and his gross little hands were scrabbling around the doorframe trying to get out. Then when I pushed in he just gave kind of a whimper and died immediately.
An open-casket funeral will be held at @LordNorwood's home on the 17th, all are invited. Reception to follow.
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He does ngl, its super fucked up but he does look good
You hear that @Short Ugly and Brown time to trannymaxx

Your path to ascension is now clear boyo
 
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You hear that @Short Ugly and Brown time to trannymaxx

Your path to ascension is now clear boyo
don't encourage him man he's hinted at this train of thought in the past
don't make us call in good old "if he's gay, he has to pay" knajjd
 
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You hear that @Short Ugly and Brown time to trannymaxx

Your path to ascension is now clear boyo
I dont want to become a woman
I don't want to have a vagina
I dont want to have boobs
I don't want a boyfriend

I want a loving and caring pretty girlfriend thats always there for me, willing to hug and kiss me and tell me she loves me, to give me affection
Ive always been a heterosexual straight male and I've always been attracted to women

Trannys are disgusting and sick
 
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I dont want to become a woman
I don't want to have a vagina
I dont want to have boobs
I don't want a boyfriend

I want a loving and caring pretty girlfriend thats always there for me, willing to hug and kiss me and tell me she loves me, to give me affection
Ive always been a heterosexual straight male and I've always been attracted to women

Trannys are disgusting and sick
high inhib
 
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the only reason I ever sometimes put on makeup when I'm alone is to give myself love, Ive already tried my hardest to get another girl to like me before and nothing worked out

then I take it off and go back to normal me

its pretty fucking sad that my facial rating is higher when rated as female than it is when rated as male
 
the only reason I ever sometimes put on makeup when I'm alone is to give myself love, Ive already tried my hardest to get another girl to like me before and nothing worked out
go big or go home

think about it tho you could like play with your own tits whenever you want
 
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go big or go home

think about it tho you could like play with your own tits whenever you want
NO

I want a girlfriend

transgender shit isn't right

inceldom and lack of female touch for 17.5-18 years took me from a normal boy ---> envying my friends who were sexually successful w/women ---> unintentionally stalking a girl for 5 months ---> developing weird kinky masochistic thoughts ---> now getting harassed online and in school for looking feminine
 
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I'm glad that you dealt with the foul beast appropriately.
 
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