Updated AVI—Breaking Hindustani News, Indian dilemmas

[The Homelander]

Good Morning India!
As your president,
I have some important announcements.

1-I will be updating my avi to this:

2-Hindustania is the fastest growing Indian state, right behind Mumbai

Hindustania has stronger,
smarter,
and better poop than Mumbai

3-Indian dilemmas:
Today we face a national crisis.
India is having a shortage on poop
Our citizens are consuming too much of this amazing substance.

I will immediately import more cows to India to produce more cow dung.
Soon, there will be enough cow dung for all of my citizens.

Also as of this morning, all deodorant(illegal contraband),
has been successfully eliminated nationwide.

Tagging Indians:
@2025cel @Mosh12 @Methylphenidate @jué

 

[REGULUS]

mogs @2025cel tbh

 

[The Homelander]

mogs @2025cel tbh

Hello saar!
Are you from Mumbai?

 

[REGULUS]

Hello saar!
Are you from Mumbai?

nah i m from benelux @Methylphenidate can guarantee

 

[Methylphenidate]

mogs @2025cel tbh

IN YOUR WET DREAMS, BUDDY

 

[The Homelander]

nah i m from benelux @Methylphenidate can guarantee

On average, How much cow dung do you consume per day?
I am collecting information for an indian research study

 

[REGULUS]

On average, How much cow dung do you consume per day?
I am collecting information for an indian research study

0

 

[The Homelander]

IN YOUR WET DREAMS, BUDDY

I have wet dreams about cow dung
Do you have that too?

 

[Methylphenidate]

On average, How much cow dung do you consume per day?

How much the cow (may peace be upon it's name) shits

 

[The Homelander]

0

I think you made a typo

 

[Methylphenidate]

I think you made a typo

He forgot a "1" before the 0

 

[The Homelander]

How much the cow (my peace be upon it's name) shits

First of all, Thank you for respecting the cows
They are very sacred

Secondly, While I am happy that you consume a lot of cow dung, As you know India is having a cow dung shortage.

Would you mind sharing some cow dung with your neighbor, @Gaygymmaxx ?

 

[The Homelander]

He forgot a "1" before the 0

Ah okay, That seems more proper

 

[Methylphenidate]

First of all, Thank you for respecting the cows
They are very sacred

Secondly, While I am happy that you consume a lot of cow dung, As you know India is having a cow dung shortage.

Would you mind sharing some cow dung with your neighbor, @Gaygymmaxx ?

As long as he's Brahmin..

 

[The Homelander]

As long as he's Brahmin..

@Gaygymmaxx Are you brahmin?
I know that you have been starving these past couple of days…
That’s why I convinced @Methylphenidate To share some of his cow dung with you

You can thank me later, saar.

 

[The Homelander]

Please know that we are working hard around the clock to alleviate the country of its national poop shortage crisis

Stay strong, My fellow Indians
@Wexilarious @chudltn @JohnBaza

 

[chudltn]

Cowdung shortage of 2025 will go into the history books.

 

[JohnBaza]

Good Morning India!
As your president,
I have some important announcements.

1-I will be updating my avi to this:
View attachment 3502758

2-Hindustania is the fastest growing Indian state, right behind Mumbai

Hindustania has stronger,
smarter,
and better poop than Mumbai

3-Indian dilemmas:
Today we face a national crisis.
India is having a shortage on poop
Our citizens are consuming too much of this amazing substance.

I will immediately import more cows to India to produce more cow dung.
Soon, there will be enough cow dung for all of my citizens.

Also as of this morning, all deodorant(illegal contraband),
has been successfully eliminated nationwide.

Tagging Indians:
@2025cel @Mosh12 @Methylphenidate @jué

nice proifle pic saar

 

[jué]

Mogs me

 

[The Homelander]

Cowdung shortage of 2025 will go into the history books.

It is truly the worst disaster to invoke upon Indiankind

 

[The Homelander]

nice proifle pic saar

Thank you saar
I will lead our country to great things!

 

[The Homelander]

Mogs me

Thank you saar!
Which indian province are you from?

 

[JohnBaza]

Thank you saar!
Which indian province are you from?

he is from uttar pradesh saar

 

[The Homelander]

he is from uttar pradesh saar

To preface my next statement, I have no problem with the Uttar Pradesh people.

However, They are hoarding a massive amount of cow dung while other citizens are deprived of it.
This is unacceptable!
Think of the children!
I am hereby calling all Uttar Pradeshis to return all excess dung to the state!

 

[JohnBaza]

To preface my next statement, I have no problem with the Uttar Pradesh people.

However, They are hoarding a massive amount of cow dung while other citizens are deprived of it.
This is unacceptable!
Think of the children!
I am hereby calling all Uttar Pradeshis to return all excess dung to the state!

Luckily the Kumbh Mela gathering wil have 450 million attendees so that will make sure there will be a lot of cow dung there! 450 million people who can take the cow dung from there and evenly distribute it to everyone in Bharat!
@2025cel @Methylphenidate @REGULUS

 

[Methylphenidate]

Luckily the Kumbh Mela gathering wil have 450 million attendees so that will make sure there will be a lot of cow dung there! 450 million people who can take the cow dung from there and evenly distribute it to everyone in Bharat!
@2025cel @Methylphenidate @REGULUS

Heil uttar pradesh!

 

[The Homelander]

Luckily the Kumbh Mela gathering wil have 450 million attendees so that will make sure there will be a lot of cow dung there! 450 million people who can take the cow dung from there and evenly distribute it to everyone in Bharat!
@2025cel @Methylphenidate @REGULUS

I didn’t know that was public information yet.
However, that event is first come first serve.

I hope you don’t get greedy my fellow indians, and leave some poop for the rest of us

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK🗿]

Good Morning India!
As your president,
I have some important announcements.

1-I will be updating my avi to this:
View attachment 3502758

2-Hindustania is the fastest growing Indian state, right behind Mumbai

Hindustania has stronger,
smarter,
and better poop than Mumbai

3-Indian dilemmas:
Today we face a national crisis.
India is having a shortage on poop
Our citizens are consuming too much of this amazing substance.

I will immediately import more cows to India to produce more cow dung.
Soon, there will be enough cow dung for all of my citizens.

Also as of this morning, all deodorant(illegal contraband),
has been successfully eliminated nationwide.

Tagging Indians:
@2025cel @Mosh12 @Methylphenidate @jué

are u actually indian ?

 

[The Homelander]

are u actually indian ?

Yes!
Jai Hind!

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK🗿]

Yes!
Jai Hind!

fuck all countries
indians are superior with the highest t and sex drive and the highest reproductive success

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK🗿]

fuck all countries
indians are superior with the highest t and sex drive and the highest reproductive success

we literally rape everything

 

[jué]

Thank you saar!
Which indian province are you from?

BOMBAY