UPDATED NTmaxxing guide(since the previous one was too autistic)

[FaceandHFD]

1.Looksmax:If you are ugly looksmax to a PSL 3.5+ at least and dont be a turbomanlet. Recessed chin, bad skin, bad hairline for your age group, weird nose, bad teeth, +18% bf, weird hair(eg. Zyros) and unkempt facial hair are all especially detrimental to your NT game. Don't be a bitch, get surgery if you have to. Do not fraud more that one inch with lifts because the height difference will be noticeable when you take your shoes off. Gymcel for a better body but dont overdo it.

2. Play sports: it has to be a non-autistic sport.

3. Video games: Forget about video games if you are 18+. They are for losers

4.TV Shows, Music, Cinema : Netflix, pop music, go to the cinema every now and then

5.Dress well

6.Get an Iphone

7.Internet: no forums, unless you brag about your slays on lookism or here

8.Socia media: FB, instagram, snapchat, spotify. Get followers with your looks and hobbies.

9.Political views: Not far left or alt-right. Don't take politics srsly. Be pro gay/transgender(you can hate pride parades all you want though). All cool people are liberals

10.Social life: Be an optimist, not a pessimistic incel. Be low inhib, but know your place too. Never talk about blackpill/redpill irl, just be self-aware enough to guide yourself through social interactions. Watch sports, drink(dont overdo it obv.), attend parties, start smoking/vapin. Laugh at unfunny jokes, don't use black/shocking humour too much. Support "degeneracy"(for NT people this is synonym to having fun). Work in sales to exercise your social skills. Get close female friends and bang them. Have a normal routine. Live for the weekends and vacations.

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

This is bs, and on par with “just be confident bro” imo. You can’t really be something you’re not so telling someone to change their whole personality is pretty retarded.

 

[FaceandHFD]

This is bs, and on par with “just be confident bro” imo. You can’t really be something you’re not so telling someone to change their whole personality is pretty retarded.

studies say you are coping https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25822032

 

[DidntRead]

Even the Mods are posting bluepilled shit
It's over

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

studies say you are coping https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25822032

These studies suggest that people may be able to change their self-reported personality traits through volitional means

Ur the one coping, not me.

 

[Demir]

There is no escape, no deliverance

 

[Deleted member 2969]

Still Really hard when you're autistic like me

 

[xit]

How to be a normalfaggot 101

 

[Framletgod]

if it were all that easy lol

 

[Pietrosiek]

GET A FUCK OUT YOU BLUEPILLED NORMIE. BEING NORMIE IS WORAT THAN BEING INCEL. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME. FUCK YOU NORMIE

 

[Salludon]

Cope except the first one

 

[Deleted member 2846]

It’s so cringe seeing someone IRL trying to NTmaxx and it’s so over the top. I feel bad tbh. It’s usually some 3.5-4PSL guy who’s fashionmaxxing and he’s always the butt of the joke/barely invited to things unless he forces in himself in the event. Super awkward. BTW, they always laugh at everyone’s jokes and he never really contributes anything to the conversation.

 

[Alexanderr]

This thread wasn't useful whatsoever.

 

[Deleted member 2095]

Dafuq is this shit

 

[New Poster]

Lol at believing normie maxing is going to get you laid.

Funniest part:
"Get close female friends. Bang them."

Lol at this level of sexual illiteracy. Girl don't just fuck you because you happen to have the same phone and can banter about Marvel movies. Fucking lol at being such a virgin to come up with this shit.

 

[MrGlutton]

only thing your 100% right about is video games

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

chad only has a housephone and pager, wears nothing but gym shorts and socks+flip flops plays fortnite all days and fucks hot chicks

 

[MammothActuary]

JFL at this

 

[Deleted member 773]

This sounds like a horrifically boring way to live and quite frankly OP is, in fact, a virgin

 

[Chadelite]

This sounds like a horrifically boring way to live and quite frankly OP is, in fact, a virgin

i see @Lifeisgood72 comment i have to like

 

[Deleted member 773]

i see @Lifeisgood72 comment i have to like

Its all good, gigachad

 

[Pendejo]

This guide is even worse that the first one you made jfl

 

[Chadelite]

Its all good, gigachad

in a few years

 

[Pillarman]

6.Get an Iphone

I don't know in what subhuman 20IQ society does the type of phone decide your social status, this probably works well for middleschool tho

build authority and you'll be wanted by everyone, this guide turns you into a sheep that is a follower of chad's social circle

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Step 1: Don't be autistic

 

[Framletgod]

just fucking LOL... OP you should seriously consider killing yourself if this is the way you think because you wont achieve anything in life and will be feeding yourself ramen noodles rice and cereal for the rest of ur miserable life

strong first post

 

[deathtochad]

OP is a cuck but he's right. Just lol at you autists mocking him he's probably fucking more pussy than basement dwellers

Although I wouldn't say 3.5 psl is enough this guide is only for 5+ men because being nt won't help you if you're sub 5

 

[pisslord]

8.Socia media: FB, instagram, snapchat, spotify. Get followers with your looks and hobbies.

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