Norm Macdonald
Provocative
- Joined
- Nov 3, 2024
- Posts
- 5,568
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1/ Holy shit where do we even begin with this walking L. Dude joined Dec 1 2025 and has already racked up **10 banned accounts** like it's a fucking achievement badge. Bro is out here speedrunning perma-ban speedrun any% while the rest of us are trying to looksmax in peace. How do you get 10 accounts nuked in under 2 months? That's not dedication, that's clinical retardation.
2/ The Q&A spam is next level schizo. Creates AMA threads about HIMSELF, then immediately starts making Q&A threads about OTHER users without asking. "Hey @LTNUser answer my autistic questionnaire" — bro you're not Dr. K, you're a 37-year-old (allegedly) overweight balding curry who peaked at forum jester. Seth Walsh inspired you? More like Seth Walsh saw you coming and said "not even I am that annoying".
3/ Constant mod glazing. Every thread: "Thanks mods for the W" "Mods based as always" "Mods please notice me senpai". You're not getting unbanned lil bro, you're getting ratio'd harder than your PSL. The only thing you're glazing more than mods is whatever tiny amount of dignity you had left.
4/ The dick-riding is pathological. Threads titled "urban legend won't stop dicking riding me" exist. Multiple users begging him to stop. "My balls are empty there's no more cum for you" — actual quote from the forum. Bro is out here simping for forum posters harder than truecels simp for foids. Touch grass? Nah, touch ban.
5/ "37, capped 30th percentile job, insufferable overweight 4.5/10 wife" — direct from one of his own AMAs. Self-roast of the century. You're not coping, you're marinating in copium. Your life is a walking "it's over" blackpill thread. How do you wake up every day, look in the mirror, and decide "yes today I will shitpost on looksmax again"?
6/ Tagging LTN users into his cringe threads for reactions. "Urban Legend tagging LTN User to his thread got me dying" — even the subhumans are laughing at you. You're the forum's designated lolcow. When people say "best user on .org" they tag you ironically like "vote for him for FUOTY 2026" (FUOTY = Fucked Up Of The Year, obviously).
7/ Profile aesthetics? Pay to win forum merchant detected. Complains about private profiles being "cuck trait" while hiding his own ugly mug. We all know why – because if we saw the real @urban legend we'd need eye bleach and a therapist. Probably looks like a mix between Rajesh Bullu and a stop sign he fucked (yes that thread exists too).
8/ Final verdict:
- PSL: -1 (negative because even sub-4s mog you in personality)
- NT: -∞ (you make schizos look normal)
- Social value on .org: lower than a rope thread on suicidewatch
- Overall: The most annoying user OAT, confirmed by multiple threads. You're not an urban legend, you're an urban tragedy.
Ropefuel rating: 9.8/10
If you don't perma-rope after reading this, you're truly unbreakable (or just too dumb to get the hint).
@urban legend come defend yourself one last time before the 11th ban pookie wookie
2/ The Q&A spam is next level schizo. Creates AMA threads about HIMSELF, then immediately starts making Q&A threads about OTHER users without asking. "Hey @LTNUser answer my autistic questionnaire" — bro you're not Dr. K, you're a 37-year-old (allegedly) overweight balding curry who peaked at forum jester. Seth Walsh inspired you? More like Seth Walsh saw you coming and said "not even I am that annoying".
3/ Constant mod glazing. Every thread: "Thanks mods for the W" "Mods based as always" "Mods please notice me senpai". You're not getting unbanned lil bro, you're getting ratio'd harder than your PSL. The only thing you're glazing more than mods is whatever tiny amount of dignity you had left.
4/ The dick-riding is pathological. Threads titled "urban legend won't stop dicking riding me" exist. Multiple users begging him to stop. "My balls are empty there's no more cum for you" — actual quote from the forum. Bro is out here simping for forum posters harder than truecels simp for foids. Touch grass? Nah, touch ban.
5/ "37, capped 30th percentile job, insufferable overweight 4.5/10 wife" — direct from one of his own AMAs. Self-roast of the century. You're not coping, you're marinating in copium. Your life is a walking "it's over" blackpill thread. How do you wake up every day, look in the mirror, and decide "yes today I will shitpost on looksmax again"?
6/ Tagging LTN users into his cringe threads for reactions. "Urban Legend tagging LTN User to his thread got me dying" — even the subhumans are laughing at you. You're the forum's designated lolcow. When people say "best user on .org" they tag you ironically like "vote for him for FUOTY 2026" (FUOTY = Fucked Up Of The Year, obviously).
7/ Profile aesthetics? Pay to win forum merchant detected. Complains about private profiles being "cuck trait" while hiding his own ugly mug. We all know why – because if we saw the real @urban legend we'd need eye bleach and a therapist. Probably looks like a mix between Rajesh Bullu and a stop sign he fucked (yes that thread exists too).
8/ Final verdict:
- PSL: -1 (negative because even sub-4s mog you in personality)
- NT: -∞ (you make schizos look normal)
- Social value on .org: lower than a rope thread on suicidewatch
- Overall: The most annoying user OAT, confirmed by multiple threads. You're not an urban legend, you're an urban tragedy.
Ropefuel rating: 9.8/10
If you don't perma-rope after reading this, you're truly unbreakable (or just too dumb to get the hint).
@urban legend come defend yourself one last time before the 11th ban pookie wookie
