[ Urgent + Serious ] How Do I Reply to This?

[thecel]

I haven’t responded after many days. I don’t know how to reply to this text in a dominant, masculine, seductive, alpha, mogger, high-bone-mass way. Please help!

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My Oneitis Texted Me (Sub-5'6" Sub-Oofy Doofy) a BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAL BLACKPILL

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[Matthias8272]

I'll rock your world baby

 

[Gladiator]

still waiting for you to fully tansmaxx and pass

 

[thecel]

I'll rock your world baby

Let’s try something less direct. My penis is only 5 inches long.

 

[Deleted member 26092]

Let’s try something less direct. My penis is only 5 inches long.

I‘ll hakuna your tatas baby

 

[mug]

still waiting for you to fully tansmaxx and pass

Fr im waiting for this nigga to ascend so I can have a gf

 

[thecel]

Fr im waiting for this nigga to ascend so I can have a gf

to have a GF you just need to install a wraparound jaw implant

 

[Matthias8272]

Let’s try something less direct. My penis is only 5 inches long.

Is she the black girl? Is she a virgin?

 

[thecel]

Is she the black girl? Is she a virgin?

Not her.

PAWG, probably virgin.

 

[Matthias8272]

Not her.

PAWG, probably virgin.

Name change NOW you fakecel

 

[thecel]

Name change NOW you fakecel

I’m virgin and got bullied in school for being short, Asian, ugly, and weird. I’m a truecel with a cyclops eye area and a recessed maxilla forming an underbite.

 

[Deleted member 27857]

Not her.

PAWG, probably virgin.

Damn this nigga is really going to clap some big booty white bitch

 

[Matthias8272]

I’m virgin and got bullied in school for being short, Asian, ugly, and weird. I’m a truecel with a cyclops eye area and a recessed maxilla forming an underbite.

How do these girls end up dming you in relatively quick succession? Espeically them being non-asian

 

[thecel]

Damn this nigga is really going to clap some big booty white bitch

This means missionary only. Because her big ass means my dick is too short to go in from the back.

 

[Deleted member 27857]

This means missionary only. Because her big ass means my dick is too short to go in from the back.

U can keep her ass cheeks spread while u in that bitch

 

[thecel]

How do these girls end up dming you in relatively quick succession? Espeically them being non-asian

the date ranges of the interactions differ by literally a few years

 

[Matthias8272]

the date ranges of the interactions differ by literally a few years

Pretty quick for being incel, also how did they end up dming you?

 

[Matthias8272]

the date ranges of the interactions differ by literally a few years

This isn't a fakecel interrogation btw im literally just curious how you came into contact

 

[ItsOver999]

Assuming shes tryna say she wants to fuck, id say:

Oh yeah? I like the sound of that. We should try it again (;

(The wink is hit or miss)

 

[thecel]

Assuming shes tryna say she wants to fuck, id say:

Oh yeah? I like the sound of that. We should try it again (;

She just wants to cuddle.

 

[thecel]

This isn't a fakecel interrogation btw im literally just curious how you came into contact

This girl, I cold-approached. Incredible luck.

 

[Deleted member 24586]

I’m virgin and got bullied in school for being short, Asian, ugly, and weird. I’m a truecel with a cyclops eye area and a recessed maxilla forming an underbite.

Send her pics to me Via dm? I won’t save

 

[ItsOver999]

She just wants to cuddle.

What is she saying in the text? What happened? She flaked and made up some story about why she couldnt stay the night? Like what happened last time that didnt go well

 

[Deleted member 27857]

This girl, I cold-approached. Incredible luck.

this nigga is 5'5 asian and cold approached and succeeded
mirin low inhib

 

[Sprinkles]

This girl, I cold-approached. Incredible luck.

she wants you to be her oofy doofy

you gonna be the nigga a .org user cries about when he finally steps outside and sees couples

 

[Deleted member 27857]

@thecel did she answer?

 

[Gladiator]

I’m virgin and got bullied in school for being short, Asian, ugly, and weird. I’m a truecel with a cyclops eye area and a recessed maxilla forming an underbite.

how short are you?

 

[fukmylyf]

This means missionary only. Because her big ass means my dick is too short to go in from the back.

missionary is worse for dicklets u tard

 

[thecel]

@thecel did she answer?

not yet

 

[thecel]

how short are you?

5'5.75"

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missionary is worse for dicklets u tard

How? Doggy is worse for dicklets because the ass takes up space and limits the length the dick can go in.

 

[Deleted member 27857]

fuark this nigga beat all the odds, he's about to slay a bubble butt white bitch

 

[AspiringMogger]

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I haven’t responded after many days. I don’t know how to reply to this text in a dominant, masculine, seductive, alpha, mogger, high-bone-mass way. Please help!

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My Oneitis Texted Me (Sub-5'6" Sub-Oofy Doofy) a BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAL BLACKPILL

inb4 tales from ChatGPT’s CPU Previous Thread About Her https://looksmax.org/threads/insane-oofy-doofy-subhuman-pill-i-tried-to-blackpill-my-crush-but-she-called-me-really-good-looking-and-hot-100-real-screenshots.701571

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“Wdym by turn out better than last time?”

It’s direct enough, but not too direct to the point you can’t back track. Also the emoji is important.

 

[fukmylyf]

How? Doggy is worse for dicklets because the ass takes up space and limits the length the dick can go in.

maybe try it instead of performing autistic calculations

 

[garoupilled_]

fakecel.

 

[thecel]

maybe try it instead of performing autistic calculations

Common sense is an “autistic calculation”? It’s obvious that the dick can’t go in as deep when the ass cheeks are in the way.

 

[AspiringMogger]

Common sense is an “autistic calculation”? It’s obvious that the dick can’t go in as deep when the ass cheeks are in the way.

Doggy is easier anyway. I got shit core control so I can’t do missionary more than 3 mins which is why I don’t bother. Doggy is forever goated

 

[It'snotover]

Just tell her that you want to cuddle once again with her and then escalate

 

[fukmylyf]

Common sense is an “autistic calculation”? It’s obvious that the dick can’t go in as deep when the ass cheeks are in the way.

it might seem that way in theory but ur wrong.

 

[thecel]

it might seem that way in theory but ur wrong.

found the sex-haver

Ima add you to my ignore collection

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Trust me it will

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Damn this nigga is really going to clap some big booty white bitch

Living my dream

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

This girl, I cold-approached. Incredible luck.

Like the 4chan ricecel

 

[fukmylyf]

found the sex-haver

Ima add you to my ignore collection

cowgirl variations are the best imo

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

cowgirl variations are the best imo

U can get insane thrust speed from bottom but bitches knees start hurting

 

[cancercell]

Tell her when?? Also FUCK YOU CHAD!!!