US MARINES are at the border! DEEP SEEK my ballsack flapping against Jinping's chin, CCP!

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Of course, the press will say what Deep State tells them. For example. A couple is at a bar having a drink. The woman's hot as fuck in a one-piece white skirt outfit. Her boyfriend, though, ugh... he needs to lose some weight. And do something about that hair loss of his. I don't know; wear a fucking MAGA cap. Anyway, a muscular man stands beside her. He pleasantly greets both of them with a nod. She checks him out. By natural arousal instinct, she tucks a band of hair under her ear. She adjusts her bangs. She glances in his direction, but she does not make eye contact. Ah, yes, she's presenting her face for his examination. Her boyfriend's blood pressure begins rising. He's thinking, Is this feller wanting to fuck my girlfriend? He asks the stranger, "Hey, buddy, what's happening here? Are you making a move on my girl?"

The stranger chuckles and says, "No, dipshit. I'm here having a drink." He looks at her and adds, "And taking in the gorgeous scenery."

Obviously, he's bullshitting Mr. Baldy. But he is at a bar! And a bar does serve drinks. The atmosphere of art on the wall and the crystal chandeliers above them make it an enticing scenery. However, the boyfriend knows he's bullshitting. But without verbal testimony, he must accept the stranger's words. And like this example, the press is not allowed to make assumptions.

Understand, the word is out. From Mexico to Panama to South America, DO NOT come to the USA!


Therefore, the border patrol we currently have is enough, if not too much, for what brave and retarded migrants try to get past. Also, understand that for the past four years, the government, or as they call THE DEMOCRATS, encouraged migrants to our land of milk and honey. They breached the wall in several spots and relayed this intelligence to Mexico and South America. They told the border patrol to stay away from those breaches, so the migrants could safely cross. Yet, today, the government, or as they're calling it, THE REPUBLICANS, is no longer rallying migrants to come. Instead, they fixed those breaches and told the border patrol, "Game on!" And thus, there is no need for the Marines.

Hooah

Whenever Deep State has its megaphones (the press) give the people a number, it's always higher. Understand, what the press tells us, they're telling South America (China's allies). And they're telling China, that old dragon. So if they say they sent 500 Marines, you better believe it's 2,000 to 4,000 killers. And if next month, they say they're sending another 500, that's 10,000 more dragon slayers!

Hooah2


Trump is lowering the number of federal employees from three million to a little under one million. And this makes perfect sense! We're headed into WAR DAYS. And that requires a SHITLOAD of money. We must make sacrifices. And suppose the average salary per employee is 60K. Two million times that, 120 billion dollars more for drones, tanks, guns, soldier food, medicines, yadda yadda.



My advice to China. Kneel. Submit. You lost. India didn't allow your Belt and Road scheme, as they didn't allow your TikTok. This intelligence concludes your neighbors will not ally with you. But what happens if we make them a deal too irresistible to refuse? And if you're thinking, "Send them your garbage?" Bingo! Why do you think we unbanned TikTok? Ah, yes, every popular influencer on that network will be given all-expense paid vacations to India!



After that, we'll shut the airports down so that trash will be stuck in India!



And knowing how curries love the musky, rich, bold aroma of shit, when our troops land in China, the Chinese men will shit themselves. We'll have a company of waste management scoop this party favorite up and send it to India as an additional incentive.

Happy shit
 
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they got deported because they are not indians brutal.
 
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You expect me to read this
 
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they got deported because they are not indians brutal.
South America and Mexico are the targets. Also, Chinese migrants. However, the latter is legally interrogated. Ah, yes, they might get lost during processing. As I stated years ago, I speculate the southern migrants, 18-25, are offered two options—home or Army (under heavy restriction.) This means they can't discuss this with the public.

Curries have nothing to worry about... for now.

You expect me to read this
Jack Nicholson Yes GIF
 
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As I stated years ago, I speculate the southern migrants, 18-25, are offered two options—home or Army (under heavy restriction.)
army recruits migrants so they can earn a stay? thats a win win if you also make money while in army.
 
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army recruits migrants so they can earn a stay? thats a win win if you also make money while in army.
Heavy restrictions during a national security situation. Not sure what they classify that as today. So this means they can't return to civilian life until the situation is cleared. Perhaps, classified recruitment is a better term.

What nation you're from?
 
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Heavy restrictions during a national security situation. Not sure what they classify that as today. So this means they can't return to civilian life until the situation is cleared. Perhaps, classified recruitments.


What nation you're from?
America
 
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Its over for deathnics
 
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500+ pounds, uh? You might think you have nothing to worry about, but if you want to keep feeding that stomach, understand, the market and ports will shutdown temporarily, this will affect grocers—your source of happiness.
 
the cadence of Steely Dan's, only a fool would say that compliments your prose very well.
 
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what do you expect will happen to govt funded services like the postal service and food stamps?
 
the cadence of Steely Dan's, only a fool would say that compliments your prose very well.
Many folks know what's going down. But they rather not know! Then we have the optimistic cults. Ugh, a hurricane could be coming and those folks keep their chins high! Even after the emergency network urges them to evacuate. Noooo. They're too cheerful for common sense.
 
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Im illegal but my pheno saves me
 
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what do you expect will happen to govt funded services like the postal service and food stamps?
When Mama Bird sees that it's time for the baby to stand, she'll nudge him several times until he does. A day or two after he masters standing, she'll nudge him again to the edge of the nest for another day or so. Meanwhile, she'll expand her wings, showing him what he can do. He too will extend his wings. If the baby hasn't taken flight within a week of nudging and wing fluttering, she'll push his fucking ass out of the nest. And off he goes! But sometimes, a predator comes before the baby even stands. She'd try to push him out if she could and escape to a tree. He'll drop to the ground and hop away from the predator as he flaps his wings. Sometimes the baby makes it. Most of the time he becomes an easy meal.

Trump freezing federal funds that caused the food stamps and Medicaid interruptions is nudging the babies. Threatening to fire two million government employees is a national emergency, in the federal mind. It's also another nudge to the upper-level positions. Of course, they will talk. So Deep State gives them bits of intelligence—hearsay—gossip, like, "I heard we're going to war with China. But they're allies with much of Latin America. They have military-to-military cooperation agreements with Venezuela, Chile, Bolivia, Cuba, Ecuador, Peru, Argentina, and Brazil. I heard we were trying to start a war with them first so China would fulfill their agreement by providing military support. I heard, if they do and send their navy ships across the Atlantic or Pacific, we're going to bomb the fuck out of them one by one. I heard, if China doesn't do what they promised to South America, we'll use that against them and show the world their military aid contracts and promises are pure shit. We'll prove to the world they cannot be trusted."

China proved this backstabbing cowardice recently when Russia requested their military support against Ukraine. They weaseled themselves out of it."

If Deep State doesn't nudge us now, we'll be an easy meal later for the predator.
 
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When Mama Bird sees that it's time for the baby to stand, she'll nudge him several times until he does. A day or two after he masters standing, she'll nudge him again to the edge of the nest for another day or so. Meanwhile, she'll expand her wings, showing him what he can do. He too will extend his wings. If the baby hasn't taken flight within a week of nudging and wing fluttering, she'll push his fucking ass out of the nest. And off he goes! But sometimes, a predator comes before the baby even stands. She'd try to push him out if she could and escape to a tree. He'll drop to the ground and hop away from the predator as he flaps his wings. Sometimes the baby makes it. Most of the time he becomes an easy meal.

Trump freezing federal funds that caused the food stamps and Medicaid interruptions is nudging the babies. Threatening to fire two million government employees is a national emergency, in the federal mind. It's also another nudge to the upper-level positions. Of course, they will talk. So Deep State gives them bits of intelligence—hearsay—gossip, like, "I heard we're going to war with China. But they're allies with much of Latin America. They have military-to-military cooperation agreements with Venezuela, Chile, Bolivia, Cuba, Ecuador, Peru, Argentina, and Brazil. I heard we were trying to start a war with them first so China would fulfill their agreement by providing military support. I heard, if they do and send their navy ships across the Atlantic or Pacific, we're going to bomb the fuck out of them one by one. I heard, if China doesn't do what they promised to South America, we'll use that against them and show the world their military aid contracts and promises are pure shit. We'll prove to the world they cannot be trusted."

China proved this backstabbing cowardice recently when Russia requested their military support against Ukraine. They weaseled themselves out of it."

If Deep State doesn't nudge us now, we'll be an easy meal later for the predator.
TLDR Jew still run the world :forcedsmile:
 
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