Use the dogpill to your advantage

[germanlooks]

We all know that majority of women loves dogs. Especially cute dogs and puppy’s.

So a great way to get noticed by women would be walking around with a cute puppy to get their attention. They would basically come up to you to pet your dog and from that you can try to ask for her number and set up a date or something

This theory has only two issues:

1) You need a dog, ideally a puppy. This is a commitment for over a decade and not a decision you should take easily

2) When the puppy gets older he will cuck you and fuck the women you bring back home


Well and of corse you need to be atleast average as always.

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[ifyouwannabemylover]

pointless. the dog is gonna get all the action.

 

[Jpg]

Puppymaxxing is same shit as "men who read". If a nigga is recessed, ur forward grown dog won't get u any pussy.
Sure, girls will give attention to that puppy and ask if they can pet it. This doesn't change the fact that ur just standing there quietly getting cucked by ur fucking dog.

 

[ChristianChad]

Puppymaxxing is same shit as "men who read". If a nigga is recessed, ur forward grown dog won't get u any pussy.
Sure, girls will give attention to that puppy and ask if they can pet it. This doesn't change the fact that ur just standing there quietly getting cucked by ur fucking dog.
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Jesus what a mogger

 

[𝔻𝔸𝕎ℕ 𝕆𝔽 𝕂ℍ𝔸L]

We all know that majority of women loves dogs. Especially cute dogs and puppy’s.

So a great way to get noticed by women would be walking around with a cute puppy to get their attention. They would basically come up to you to pet your dog and from that you can try to ask for her number and set up a date or something

This theory has only two issues:

1) You need a dog, ideally a puppy. This is a commitment for over a decade and not a decision you should take easily

2) When the puppy gets older he will cuck you and fuck the women you bring back home


Well and of corse you need to be atleast average as always.

Inspiration for this post:

Come OP I'm gonna take you in muh bag Tomorrow then! You'll be a fine Doggo imo?

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Why is she snogging it

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Just be cucked by a dog theory

 

[germanlooks]

Puppymaxxing is same shit as "men who read". If a nigga is recessed, ur forward grown dog won't get u any pussy.
Sure, girls will give attention to that puppy and ask if they can pet it. This doesn't change the fact that ur just standing there quietly getting cucked by ur fucking dog.
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Not the same at all.
Reading a book doesn’t make a woman emotional. A puppy does

 

[Willmogulater]

 

[Jpg]

Not the same at all.
Reading a book doesn’t make a woman emotional. A puppy does

Exactly, that puppy does. Not the guy who owns it.

 

[germanlooks]

Exactly, that puppy does. Not the guy who owns it.

Yes but the puppy puts her in an highly emotional state which makes it easier to ask her out

Doesn’t matter anyways because this post was obv not 100% seriously meant

 

[Jpg]

Yes but the puppy puts her in an highly emotional state which makes it easier to ask her out

Doesn’t matter anyways because this post was obv not 100% seriously meant

Ik, I just don't want any birdcel to get a puppy for this and then go ER on it when it cucks him

 

[LightSkinNoob]

I would have an anxiety attack if a women talked to me

 

[Deleted member 17578]

U realize how much time and energy it takes to take care of a pup? Its a full time job.

I dont know how to say this but if u need a dog to get dates, its over