Users you’d want to wingman on a date

[not__cel]

I’d want @alurmo to wingman me he’d use his bbc power to help make me seem nt my only fear is he might try to steal the girl from me

 

[sickdawgie]

Does wingman even work

 

[not__cel]

Does wingman even work

It does if they’re a good wingman and aren’t depraved

 

[Juandigomigo22]

@not__cel

 

[not__cel]

@not__cel

What would the foid look like?

 

[EggKing]

@MakinMogReturns

 

[Michael Myers]

@TechnoBoss @edodalic29 @Htobrother @coisbhai @emeraldglass @NumbThePain @Clavicular @pneumocystosis

I'm truecel but can make a really good wingman.

EDIT: I thought this thread was about guys you would want to help get the girl, my bad guys... but yeah if you're on a date and you're in Rotterdam, call me I'll be your wingman and ensure you will win her over.

 

[Juandigomigo22]

What would the foid look like?

She is a 5’3 ginger mulatta with blue eyes and freckles

 

[not__cel]

She is a 5’3 ginger mulatta with blue eyes and freckles

You would not want me to be your wingman

 

[not__cel]

I'm truecel but can make a really good wingman.

What she’ll see as she arrives to the date

 

[Juandigomigo22]

You would not want me to be your wingman

Fuck bro, I wonder if her pubes are red

 

[Michael Myers]

What she’ll see as she arrives to the date View attachment 2990247

Every bhai I've tagged mogs those guys to the grave.

 

[coisbhai]

@TechnoBoss @edodalic29 @Htobrother @coisbhai @emeraldglass @NumbThePain @Clavicular @pneumocystosis

I'm truecel but can make a really good wingman.

You’re my dear brother but I’m a stupid horny bastard, I would steal the woman and leave you in the ditch in hopes of the girl shitting in a mile vicinity of me

 

[Michael Myers]

Fuck bro, I wonder if her pubes are red

Is she ginger?

 

[Michael Myers]

You’re my dear brother but I’m a stupid horny bastard, I would steal the woman and leave you in the ditch in hopes of the girl shitting in a mile vicinity of me

Wait, wasn't this post about who you wanna help slay? Why are you saying you'd steal the woman if she's meant for you bhai?

 

[coisbhai]

Wait, wasn't this post about who you wanna help slay? Why are you saying you'd steal the woman if she's meant for you bhai?

I misread, now I’ve shown you my true colours, how much of a right horny cunt I am

 

[Michael Myers]

I misread, now I’ve shown you my true colours, how much of a right horny cunt I am

Benchod...

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Is she ginger?

Yes, she is a girl I’ve mentioned in a previous post, ginger mulatta with blue eyes and freckles

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes, she is a girl I’ve mentioned in a previous post, ginger mulatta with blue eyes and freckles

If she's a ginger then yeah she's gonna have ginger pubes as well, most likely.

 

[not__cel]

Also I’d like @cromagnon

 

[TechnoBoss]

I would wingman for a lot of people on here but lately it would be @Michael Myers who I’d totally be down to wingman for.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I’d want @alurmo to wingman me he’d use his bbc power to help make me seem nt my only fear is he might try to steal the girl from me

i don’t want any wingman tf is that cucked shit i talk to her by myself

 

[cromagnon]

Also I’d like @cromagnon

BWc power will be used

 

[Michael Myers]

I would wingman for a lot of people on here but lately it would be @Michael Myers who I’d totally be down to wingman for.

Nah bhai the girl would just want you instead.

 

[NorwoodAscender]

i’m a top tier jestermaxxing wingman ngl

 

[moggathon]

I misread, now I’ve shown you my true colours, how much of a right horny cunt I am

@Fiqh @MaghrebGator talk some sense into this kaffir

 

[not__cel]

i don’t want any wingman tf is that cucked shit i talk to her by myself

How I’ll pull up to your date

 

[not__cel]

i’m a top tier jestermaxxing wingman ngl

I would keep you in a seperate room so the foid couldn’t see you and put your jestermaxing to the test

 

[vermillioncorefan]

How I’ll pull up to your date
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? not even u

 

[not__cel]

? not even u

How I’ll pull up to your date

 

[not__cel]

? not even u

How I’ll pull up to your date

 

[vermillioncorefan]

How I’ll pull up to your date
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bud i’m not into cucking i don’t know why u keep sending guys who aren’t u

 

[not__cel]

bud i’m not into cucking i don’t know why u keep sending guys who aren’t u

How I’ll pull up to your date

 

[TechnoBoss]

Nah bhai the girl would just want you instead.

No they wouldn’t and if they do I will lie and say I’m gay

i’m a top tier jestermaxxing wingman ngl

No you’d be a great wingman bhai. I can see us going out and just naturally shifting between one of us being wingman and being the one who’s chasing the girl. Would be good chemistry. One of us would slay every night guaranteed if we went out.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

How I’ll pull up to your date
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i just don’t want a wingman it’s not personal

 

[NorwoodAscender]

One of us would slay every night guaranteed if we went out.

100%

 

[Michael Myers]

No they wouldn’t and if they do I will lie and say I’m gay

What if she's giga stacy (lol cope)? You'd stab me in the back bhai.

 

[TechnoBoss]

What if she's giga stacy (lol cope)? You'd stab me in the back bhai.

It it was Adriana Lima I would consider it but if it was that case I’d look and see who she looks most interested in. If she looks interested in both of us it’s time for a threesome but tbh you’re a dick mogger (so I’ve heard ) so if we started having sex with Lima I’d end up in the corner watching the PAKISTANI BVLL do his thing. Brutal

But I wouldn’t betray you bhai. I would wingman for you. Even if giga Stacy. I’d want to see you get laid with a giga Stacy (not literally watch but you get what I mean)

 

[Michael Myers]

It it was Adriana Lima I would consider it but if it was that case I’d look and see who she looks most interested in. If she looks interested in both of us it’s time for a threesome but tbh you’re a dick mogger (so I’ve heard ) so if we started having sex with Lima I’d end up in the corner watching the PAKISTANI BVLL do his thing. Brutal

Oh word, I'd share Adriana Lima with you bhai. And tbh my dick is big but not huge, perhaps your bwc puts my curry cock to shame.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Oh word, I'd share Adriana Lima with you bhai. And tbh my dick is big but not huge, perhaps your bwc puts my curry cock to shame.

Fuark it’s a done deal then if we see Lima at the bar we are tag teaming. Thank you bhai

 

[Michael Myers]

Fuark it’s a done deal then if we see Lima at the bar we are tag teaming. Thank you bhai

Let's goooooooooo. No need to thank me bhai. :3

 

[not__cel]

i just don’t want a wingman it’s not personal

How I’ll pull up