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The time of the year has come
The only day in which every girl in the country is given an excuse to go out and dress slutty for their boyfriends
The only day in which the primal nature of modern females is displayed to its full extent
Women everywhere have been dieting and gymcelling in preparation for this day all year. Months of thought and planning has been involved. Every girl is striving to look her absolute best for their boyfriend.
Make no mistake, every college aged female will have plans on valentines day! Even the single ones!
Either an exclusive party
Or heading out to a club
Or being out with their boyfriend
And you know what this means and entails?
The Chads are out in full force too, looking for any excuse to show off their sharp lower thirds, slayer eye area and physiques either to single women in the club or to their girlfriends! Insane!
And for you?
I guess it's another year rotting indoors, coping with movies or games, wondering where it all went wrong that you couldn't manage to have a single date for valentines just like the previous years
And whether it's your looks, your lack of friends, your status; the result is the same. Bummer.
Another year with nobody to go out with. Sitting inside watching the time fly by while your peers and bullies are out there having fun with their girlfriends. Getting gifts for each other.
Your classmates are out, the NTs are out, your oneitis is out, worst of all is that the chad is out too at the club. Everybody is having the time of their lives dressing up and getting wasted and knocking each other out and orgasm.
Meanwhile you are sitting on your couch, paying for tinder boosts, refreshing every 5 seconds to see if someone liked you so you could perhaps go on a valentines date too but absolutely nothing shows up.
But do not worry! Maybe you can download and play battlefield 6 all alone, or maybe expedition 33? or maybe any game you always wanted or you could just binge watch a new TV show till early morning while the chads and stacies are banging each other.
It'll get better tho bro! Just one more peptide! Just one more roid cycle! Just 1 more year in the gym or maybe just one more tinder boost JFLLLLLLLL. Maybe next time it will be different bro!!!
But rest assured, little incel, the events which will occur tonight will only end in one way.. Which way you might ask?
Maybe next Year buddy... Next year..
The only day in which every girl in the country is given an excuse to go out and dress slutty for their boyfriends
The only day in which the primal nature of modern females is displayed to its full extent
Women everywhere have been dieting and gymcelling in preparation for this day all year. Months of thought and planning has been involved. Every girl is striving to look her absolute best for their boyfriend.
Make no mistake, every college aged female will have plans on valentines day! Even the single ones!
Either an exclusive party
Or heading out to a club
Or being out with their boyfriend
And you know what this means and entails?
The Chads are out in full force too, looking for any excuse to show off their sharp lower thirds, slayer eye area and physiques either to single women in the club or to their girlfriends! Insane!
And for you?
I guess it's another year rotting indoors, coping with movies or games, wondering where it all went wrong that you couldn't manage to have a single date for valentines just like the previous years
And whether it's your looks, your lack of friends, your status; the result is the same. Bummer.
Another year with nobody to go out with. Sitting inside watching the time fly by while your peers and bullies are out there having fun with their girlfriends. Getting gifts for each other.
Your classmates are out, the NTs are out, your oneitis is out, worst of all is that the chad is out too at the club. Everybody is having the time of their lives dressing up and getting wasted and knocking each other out and orgasm.
Meanwhile you are sitting on your couch, paying for tinder boosts, refreshing every 5 seconds to see if someone liked you so you could perhaps go on a valentines date too but absolutely nothing shows up.
But do not worry! Maybe you can download and play battlefield 6 all alone, or maybe expedition 33? or maybe any game you always wanted or you could just binge watch a new TV show till early morning while the chads and stacies are banging each other.
It'll get better tho bro! Just one more peptide! Just one more roid cycle! Just 1 more year in the gym or maybe just one more tinder boost JFLLLLLLLL. Maybe next time it will be different bro!!!
But rest assured, little incel, the events which will occur tonight will only end in one way.. Which way you might ask?
Maybe next Year buddy... Next year..
